Does having tatoos make you a better climber?

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rottingjohnny

Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
Oct 2, 2012 - 12:09am PT
There is a parlor around the corner...Not much business going on there...I guess P90X and tatoos have gone south like the diahrrea explosion..
paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
Oct 2, 2012 - 12:14am PT

2 to 6 out months jer, depending on the next 2 weeks ;-)

no pressure...
WyoRockMan

Trad climber
Flank of the Bighorns
Oct 2, 2012 - 06:58pm PT
Ok, I have to come clean.

First off, no it didn't help me be a better climber.


Back a couple(ish) decades, when I was 17, Josh had this great idea, "let's go get tattoos!", he then proceeded to tell me about a guy who could do it really cheap. Plus he wasn't real concerned with checking IDs. So off we went to get our first ink. Greg was a sketchy ex-con with a body full of poorly done tattoos, but "MICHELLE" in giant Gothic letters across his neck really stood out amongst the rest. His "parlor" err trailer was even sketchier. Me being young and dumb and having a new subscription to Rock and Ice thought the little heal hook dude would be AWESOME on my shoulder. Anyway he sawed away on both of us and away we went happy as clams with our own sketchy half-assed tatoos.



Josh wanted to go back a few weeks later to get, Animal (from the muppets) playing drums. I said I'd pass on getting one, but would gladly tag along just to hear Greg's amusing hard time anecdotes. Greg answers the door, Josh looks at him and says, "Looks like you an Michelle broke up." I laughed, Greg didn't. Greg had a new black bar across his neck.
KabalaArch

Trad climber
Starlite, California
Oct 2, 2012 - 07:43pm PT
Ever see what a tat looks like on a 60 year old man (or - woman)? I mean the one they had done when they were 20-something.

My namesake grandfather relayed that his tattoo was about the worst decision he'd ever made (and he'd made his share, too).

I'm sure glad I paid him some mind on that. Now, if I could only avoid repeating some of his other poor choices...
Michelle

Trad climber
she'll make.5 past light speed
Oct 2, 2012 - 08:29pm PT
Hasn't helped me any. Or made me cool. Ohwell. Good thing I don't care and get what's meaningfull to me. Even the inner lip. I have plans for a few more.


(Sternum is carpe noctum)
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 2, 2012 - 09:34pm PT
PMB, good stuff, and it is reasonable to think on, fun, too. Which is likely half the attraction or so to the tattoo, or piercing, what-have-you, ear-lobe stretching, elongated necks achieved with stacks of rings, bells on the toes and ribbons in your nose.

I found this video. IT IS CLIMBING CONTENT. The tattooal is reversed, however. The white chalk is the ink, the rock is the surface, and the humand fingers apply it.

It's a symbiotic (?) and age-old custom.

Turn the question around for another thread topic: Do chalk marks make a boulder better?
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Excuse me if Midnight Lightning applies. I like that tattoo as well as I like Michelle's lowered lip. It's none of my business if I can't see it, though. For what it's worth, it rocks.
TWP

Trad climber
Mancos, CO & Bend, OR
Feb 28, 2015 - 10:54am PT
First time in my life i'm going to a rock gym with some regularity. Bend Rock Gym. Seems the tatooless are now the minority amongst the plastic hold pullers. Still don't get it. I'm beginning to sound like the old cowboy who said, "I've been around a long time and seen a lot of change and I was against every single one of them." And no, I don't think tattoos make for a better climber. The lad who won last week's Bend Rock Gym competition was sans tatts so far as exposed flesh revealed.

Cross reference to Supertopo thread with collection of "interesting" tattoos displayed and discussed:

http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=1104462&tn=120
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Feb 28, 2015 - 11:10am PT
How much did that lip tattoo hurt, Michelle?
Larry Nelson

Social climber
Feb 28, 2015 - 11:12am PT
The future looks bright for the tattoo removal industry
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Feb 28, 2015 - 11:28am PT
Definitely not. :(

David Knopp

Trad climber
CA
Feb 28, 2015 - 03:21pm PT
Is that really you Vittles?
Looking ripped.
Todd Gordon

Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
Feb 28, 2015 - 03:39pm PT

Of course tatoos make you climb better...everyone knows that......
why else would you get them?...and that is one of the many reasons why I shread the gnar at the crags.....
hobo_dan

Social climber
Minnesota
Feb 28, 2015 - 04:04pm PT
Absolutely! Get one of those Cat rectum ink jobs for you navel!
rgold

Trad climber
Poughkeepsie, NY
Feb 28, 2015 - 08:53pm PT
More to the point: Does having tutus make you a better climber?

Some evidence to the contrary:


On the other hand, it seems to be working out here:


This guy, maybe not so much:


Maybe its a generational thing

Dickly

Social climber
KY
Mar 1, 2015 - 05:51am PT
when I show up at the gym and rip my shirt off so my tats can breath better I feel like I can crush any V3 on my first try
sween345

climber
back east
Mar 1, 2015 - 06:31am PT
The future looks bright for the tattoo removal industry

-Larry Nelson

And the makeup industry.

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Peter Revson once said "I don't sell makeup, I sell hope"
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