Does having tatoos make you a better climber?

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mike m

Trad climber
black hills
Topic Author's Original Post - Oct 1, 2012 - 03:03pm PT
Seems that most NFL and NBA starts are tat-ed to the hilt so it must make you a better athlete. Seems like soccer stars must not be that great of athletes as they are rather tatoo free. But anyway I am thinking real hard that I need to head to the parlor so that I can climb a number grade or two harder.
michaeld

Sport climber
Sacramento
Oct 1, 2012 - 03:07pm PT
I'm pretty sure Alex Honnold or Adam Ondra don't have tattoos.


I wouldn't be surprised if Sharma had a namaste tattoo on his ass-cheek.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Oct 1, 2012 - 03:08pm PT
Definetly!!! A very positive coorelation....the more tatoos a person has the less employable they are which means more time to climb....practice makes perfect!
mike m

Trad climber
black hills
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 1, 2012 - 03:15pm PT
Good point Jim.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Oct 1, 2012 - 03:18pm PT
I bet Ed's got '510OW' in Olde English script across his back.
TrundleBum

Trad climber
Las Vegas
Oct 1, 2012 - 03:19pm PT

I was told it's true but only if the Tat's are used in conjunction with a shaved head and a goatee.
Patrick Sawyer

climber
Originally California now Ireland
Oct 1, 2012 - 03:21pm PT
Actually, look at the number of football/soccer players in Europe (and elsewhere) with tattoos, loads of them, and like the NFL, MBL, NBA and others, they make more money in a week that I will in a lifetime.

Hmmm, maybe if I got a tattoo....


... I could lead 5.13. Even free solo 5.14. Tattoie away.
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Oct 1, 2012 - 03:31pm PT
Get one that says "Hardman" Mike! you'll climb two number grades better!!!

/End sarcasm...
Fat Dad

Trad climber
Los Angeles, CA
Oct 1, 2012 - 03:33pm PT
Don't bother with the tats. Just climb shirtless and wear a beanie. And scream really loudly when you climb. That'll bump you up several grades, at least in your own mind.
briham89

Big Wall climber
los gatos. ca
Oct 1, 2012 - 03:39pm PT
No...
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Oct 1, 2012 - 03:39pm PT
nevermind - I thought it said tacoos
hooblie

climber
from out where the anecdotes roam
Oct 1, 2012 - 03:49pm PT
piercings, in a well established practice on the northern plains considered aid
by valley cultures of the west, provides the controversial no hands rest
neversummer

Trad climber
30 mins. from suicide USA
Oct 1, 2012 - 03:54pm PT
Pfffft.....
Capt.

climber
some eastside hovel
Oct 1, 2012 - 03:55pm PT
I'm still waiting for the Rodman of golf.Gotta happen soon,it's inevitable. ;-)

edit:Anyone seen the tatted/pierced/dreaded bullrider guy in pro rodeo yet??He's good too.
Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber
San Francisco
Oct 1, 2012 - 03:58pm PT
Yes, for sure. Just like rice rockets are faster when they have a few hundred stickers on them. If Ondra, Sharma, or Honnold had a tattoo we would see the next level of climbing. 4 3000ft big walls in half a day solo, 5.17, v18 it is all possible, with the right tattoo.
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
Oct 1, 2012 - 03:58pm PT
Toos , when placed in the right anatomical position , make you looked more ripped and if you look ripped it might make you feel stronger...My favorite tatoo has to be the homer simpson one strategically placed on the ladies genatalia...
Hoser

climber
vancouver
Oct 1, 2012 - 04:04pm PT
if you wanna bang Homers face your one step away from joining the other team....
Capt.

climber
some eastside hovel
Oct 1, 2012 - 04:07pm PT
^^^ Uh,yeah...Why did I have to look that up?Disturbing!

edit:The Homer thing,not Ron's post.
steveA

Trad climber
bedford,massachusetts
Oct 1, 2012 - 04:14pm PT
Hey Mike,

I thought they shut you down at work.

I'll be in the Valley in a week. Retired life has it's benefits--just look at Jim!

Tatoos?
John M

climber
Oct 1, 2012 - 04:28pm PT
Don't know if a tat would make one climb better, but it is a good indicator of the kind of twisted mind that is required to enjoy the suffering that comes from shoving a perfectly good hand into a grainy crack and then yarding on it.
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