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The Call Of K2 Lou

climber
Squamish
Oct 9, 2012 - 01:47am PT
This one's fairly high on the scale of uselessness:
Dog boners have actual bones in them.
In the immortal words of Dave Barry, I swear I'm not making this up.
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
Oct 9, 2012 - 01:47am PT
Mouse
I'm quite sure you're right. Official history writing is not to be trusted. The British umpire fell because of tripping and inbreeding of the upper classes. Monthy Python is to be trusted...
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 9, 2012 - 02:19am PT
Marlow,
Have you read "My Mind: Synch or Swhim" by Unsartren?

Because in it he describes having thought of the Fall of the fall of the British Empire>Monty Python's Flying Circus>>>>>>>>
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
Oct 9, 2012 - 02:34am PT
Mouse

No, I haven't. My ignorance is quite impressive. If there were such a book, I would have read it. Lol...
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 9, 2012 - 05:06pm PT
Here what I think. Life's short. Art's shorter because it is is.

Life has four letters, valued thus, L=11, I=8, F=6, E=5, a total letter value of 30.

Art, three letters, valued thus, A=1, R=18, t=20, a total letter value of 39.

Do the math, draw your conclusions, get back to me.

You're a RT/38, pretty good for the first two initials!

Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Oct 9, 2012 - 06:09pm PT
http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=1245834&msg=1245834#msg1245834
k-man

Gym climber
SCruz
Oct 9, 2012 - 07:18pm PT
How many 3 Stooges were there?


























[ I had to look so i'm disqualified. ]
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 9, 2012 - 07:51pm PT
Larry Moe Curly
Larry Moe Shemp
Larry Moe Curly Joe
this is on this thread already, you stooge.

Howard, Fine, howard, Howard, Besser, and DeRita.

Who was the famous fourth stooge from Fresnon?

You can call me Al.
k-man

Gym climber
SCruz
Oct 9, 2012 - 08:05pm PT
this is on this thread already, you stooge.



You gotta be kidding....





And I suppose no need to mention where mole hair really comes from?
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 9, 2012 - 08:11pm PT
Mountains come from mole hills, often.
Tell us, oh wiseone unto the Kth degree.
Whence, or whair from cometh the lowly disgusting mole hair?
Timid TopRope

Social climber
'used to be Paradise, CA
Oct 9, 2012 - 08:53pm PT
Mouse forgot one.....Moe, Larry, Cheese
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 22, 2012 - 07:31am PT
Hohohoho! Camembebert!

OK, back to class. Since we have been speaking of Cheese, a subject dear to me:

The name of the cheese shop Mary, Mother-o-God ran in the village?

Cheeses of Nazareth.

What were the names of her goats?

Gott and Son of Gott. Smellzy. Holy Goat. Goat Tell-it-on-the-mountain. Goat One. Goat Two. Goat To-Go. Goat Ripping. Goat Milk. John's Favorite. John's Other Favorite.

It is widely speculated among the biblical scholars who have researched rock climbing in the bible, that John the cousin of Jeshua was a phenomenally gifted boulderer. His pad was filled with goat hair and goats were his main companions in the desert and taught him much about reading rock.

There are just seven references to goats in the entire New Testament.

In the Old Testament, there are a total of 138, of which, 82 are in the Pentateuch, the others scattered through-out other books.

And he shall take of the congregation of the children of Israel two kids of the goats for a sin offering, and one ram for a burnt offering.--Leviticus 16:5




mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 22, 2012 - 08:36am PT

Kauklahti


Kauklahti ( Köklax in Swedish, alternative spelling Köklaks , old Finnish Kaukalaksi ) is a district of Espoo, in the Greater Helsinki area of Finland. It is one of the oldest population centers in the city: it was already inhabited 4000 years B.C.E. Kauklahti is growing fast and in 2006 hosted The Finnish Housing Fair.
Fletcher

Trad climber
Fumbling towards stone
Oct 23, 2012 - 09:42am PT
Little known (and believed fact): In addition to a B.A. in Classical and Oriental Studies, I also hold a Ph.D. in MSU. MSU=Making Sh#t Up! Ha ha!

Eric
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 23, 2012 - 11:16am PT
That's funny! Did you make that up or did Hannah Ha Ha?

C.R.S. stands for something funny, but I can't remember what.

I bet you forgot, too.
Indianclimber3

Trad climber
Oct 23, 2012 - 01:45pm PT
The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
Brandon-

climber
The Granite State.
Oct 23, 2012 - 01:59pm PT
Nancy Grace has a penis, but it's so small she can fit it inside a shot glass.

I swear this is true.

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Oct 21, 2013 - 05:36pm PT
Hawaii is antipodal to the Kalahari Desert in northern Botswana.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Oct 21, 2013 - 05:48pm PT
Alaska is both the westernmost AND easternmost state.....the last Aleutian Is. crosses the international date line.
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