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mouse from merced
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The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Mountains come from mole hills, often.
Tell us, oh wiseone unto the Kth degree.
Whence, or whair from cometh the lowly disgusting mole hair?
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Oct 22, 2012 - 10:31am PT
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Hohohoho! Camembebert!
OK, back to class. Since we have been speaking of Cheese, a subject dear to me:
The name of the cheese shop Mary, Mother-o-God ran in the village?
Cheeses of Nazareth.
What were the names of her goats?
Gott and Son of Gott. Smellzy. Holy Goat. Goat Tell-it-on-the-mountain. Goat One. Goat Two. Goat To-Go. Goat Ripping. Goat Milk. John's Favorite. John's Other Favorite.
It is widely speculated among the biblical scholars who have researched rock climbing in the bible, that John the cousin of Jeshua was a phenomenally gifted boulderer. His pad was filled with goat hair and goats were his main companions in the desert and taught him much about reading rock.
There are just seven references to goats in the entire New Testament.
In the Old Testament, there are a total of 138, of which, 82 are in the Pentateuch, the others scattered through-out other books.
And he shall take of the congregation of the children of Israel two kids of the goats for a sin offering, and one ram for a burnt offering.--Leviticus 16:5
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Oct 22, 2012 - 11:36am PT
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Kauklahti
Kauklahti ( Köklax in Swedish, alternative spelling Köklaks , old Finnish Kaukalaksi ) is a district of Espoo, in the Greater Helsinki area of Finland. It is one of the oldest population centers in the city: it was already inhabited 4000 years B.C.E. Kauklahti is growing fast and in 2006 hosted The Finnish Housing Fair.
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Fletcher
Trad climber
Fumbling towards stone
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Oct 23, 2012 - 12:42pm PT
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Little known (and believed fact): In addition to a B.A. in Classical and Oriental Studies, I also hold a Ph.D. in MSU. MSU=Making Sh#t Up! Ha ha!
Eric
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Oct 23, 2012 - 02:16pm PT
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That's funny! Did you make that up or did Hannah Ha Ha?
C.R.S. stands for something funny, but I can't remember what.
I bet you forgot, too.
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Indianclimber3
Trad climber
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Oct 23, 2012 - 04:45pm PT
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The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
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Brandon-
climber
The Granite State.
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Oct 23, 2012 - 04:59pm PT
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Nancy Grace has a penis, but it's so small she can fit it inside a shot glass.
I swear this is true.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Oct 21, 2013 - 08:36pm PT
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Hawaii is antipodal to the Kalahari Desert in northern Botswana.
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Oct 21, 2013 - 08:48pm PT
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Alaska is both the westernmost AND easternmost state.....the last Aleutian Is. crosses the international date line.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jul 21, 2014 - 10:41am PT
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Babe Ruth’s immense talents did not lead to instantaneous stardom. After pitching two games for the Red Sox in 1914, he was sent down to the minors.
It was there, while playing for the Providence Grays, that he hit his first professional home run, in Toronto, of all places.
It was the only home run he ever hit in 46 minor-league games.
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