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Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Dec 14, 2013 - 09:52am PT
Man that sounds so delicious... Spaten. I suffered a single red stripe yesterday, pray for me. The miller beer of Jamaica... I remember this beautiful woman in kings town telling me, oh no deenGUS, American red stripe and Jamaican red stripe are naut the same theeng mon. Here in Jamaica we don't have the same quality control so one beer can a little alcolhol and another can be as pohtent as wine. These taste quite strong don't you think?

I was all... Anything you say darling :) I liked to hear her talk didn't matter what. I liked watching her too, she had a liquid grace that was quite compelling.

Red stripe. Who knew?

DMT
Randisi

Social climber
Dalian, Liaoning
Dec 14, 2013 - 09:54am PT
Why isn't there a "Saturday Night Posting While Drunk" thread?
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Dec 14, 2013 - 09:56am PT
or maybe a saturday morning
posting while hungover thread?
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Dec 14, 2013 - 10:01am PT
dingus good story of the jamaica gal.

i was red-stripped this morning
at 4:20 i woke the wife and asked her
if she wanted to pack her pipe
and she politely declined for
her monthly visitor was early.

i was like, gee your vagina is all angelic of late.
it never gets stoned again?
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Dec 14, 2013 - 10:46am PT
was at a cross fit christmas party.
I had 5 Stella Artois and 1 can of Heineken and I wasn't even tipsy. f*#king piss beer.

Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Dec 14, 2013 - 11:41am PT
Maudite, my favorite beer, all time, packs a punch



DMT
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Dec 14, 2013 - 11:43am PT
had this last time I was in New Paltz... excellent IPA. and 9%, bitchez!

anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Dec 14, 2013 - 11:44am PT
oh, and this was pretty good, too



I've never had a Maudite, eh.
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Dec 14, 2013 - 11:45am PT
Sorry to miss this thread for so many weeks. I've managed to find better things to do than get drunk and post to the Forum on Friday nights.

All my favorite people post here.


This is "Saturday Morning Posting From The Office When I Should Be Working."
paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
Dec 14, 2013 - 04:47pm PT
anyone else get up to watch meteors and wake up still drunk at 1:30 ?

;-)
jstan

climber
Dec 14, 2013 - 05:11pm PT
I think it is time to nuke this weird thread.

jstan, what!!!!!!

This post was part of a larger plan to do away with all threads that had not experienced any controversy. We just can't allow any thread to escape controversy.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 14, 2013 - 06:10pm PT
Whaddya mean no controversy? O'Really? I had hoped for a bit at least.

Drinking a Negra Modelo imported from Kain-tucky last week.

"I've never had a Maudite, eh."

No way! I thought you're Quebecoise?!
MH2

climber
Dec 14, 2013 - 06:13pm PT
Belgian-Style IPA

Belgium makes a different kind of beer for every person in Belgium, and for every fruit, vegetable, and herb in the country.
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Dec 20, 2013 - 09:53pm PT
Snow tonight in Idontno!

What a relief to get away from the "Stupid-Threads of the week" with the Duck Dynasty Thread leading the way.

Happily! This is a thread with legs!

Speaking of which!

Whatz-up with red wines evaporating rapidly in these high & dry desert locals?

Pisses me off!

Credit: Fritz





Best hopes that all enjoy a "Significant Solstice!"
weezy

climber
Dec 20, 2013 - 09:56pm PT
know what i'm drinking?


a big ol frosty mug of F*#K YOU.


happy friday to all y'alls
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Dec 20, 2013 - 10:09pm PT
Well

FUUUCK Ewe two

Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Dec 20, 2013 - 10:12pm PT
Damn - my bottle of gifted Jim Beam is empty.
Sketch

Trad climber
Langley, VA
Dec 20, 2013 - 10:30pm PT
Hey all you miserable whiny liberal bitches - I fuked yer seesters. All of 'em. Raymond's gave me the clap. Skanky ho.
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Dec 20, 2013 - 10:33pm PT
^^^^You been watching MSNBC again?

Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Dec 20, 2013 - 10:49pm PT
Ahhhhhh! The joy of this thread is that you fuks are just fuking around.

The drunks shall rise as the night goes on.


Jest like wolves over the walls in Idontno

Credit: Fritz

Merry Pissmas arsehozes!
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