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paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
Dec 13, 2013 - 09:57pm PT
1) second glass of red

2) rap bolting is fun !

3) because I blew up my f*#king shoulder repair a month ago and am in pain. less than two years...

shoulder dr swears I couldn't have blown it apart with the weight I was using...regular Dr and the medical experiment I'm on taking 1 or 2 statins and 1 or a placebo antibody injection for cholesterol swear blood tests would have shown something before ligament/connective tissue damage would have occurred...

so here I'm sittin, with my shoulder feeling like the t shirt sleeve is turned inside out...but inside the shoulder...w00t...
phylp

Trad climber
Millbrae, CA
Dec 13, 2013 - 10:16pm PT
Sorry to hear that, Pagan Monkey Boy. I hope it's just a minor setback.

Fritz, I love that photo of you and Heidi.
JOEY.F

Gym climber
It's not rocket surgery
Dec 13, 2013 - 10:29pm PT
All this reading is making me thirsty, don't forget the chocolate MisterE heh...
Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Dec 14, 2013 - 12:50am PT
phylp! Glad you like our toast photo! Hope your shoulder is recovering well.

It was a big night on the ranchette. Heidi put lights on her favorite Lingam and we plugged them in tonight for our Celebration of Solstice.

Sluuurp!

Credit: Fritz
Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Dec 14, 2013 - 01:08am PT
are you people functional alcoholics or regular alcoholics?

we are doing a survey for Brain Cells Unlimited,
moosedrool

climber
Stair climber, lost, far away from Poland
Dec 14, 2013 - 01:11am PT
NyQuile, bottoms up!

Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Dec 14, 2013 - 01:12am PT
Send me a case of cabernet or shiraz and
I'll post while Drunk!
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Dec 14, 2013 - 02:13am PT
Functiomal. At least when I don't drink, think or stink.

It is a wonderfully delicious night of Spaten.
Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Dec 14, 2013 - 09:52am PT
Man that sounds so delicious... Spaten. I suffered a single red stripe yesterday, pray for me. The miller beer of Jamaica... I remember this beautiful woman in kings town telling me, oh no deenGUS, American red stripe and Jamaican red stripe are naut the same theeng mon. Here in Jamaica we don't have the same quality control so one beer can a little alcolhol and another can be as pohtent as wine. These taste quite strong don't you think?

I was all... Anything you say darling :) I liked to hear her talk didn't matter what. I liked watching her too, she had a liquid grace that was quite compelling.

Red stripe. Who knew?

DMT
Randisi

Social climber
Dalian, Liaoning
Dec 14, 2013 - 09:54am PT
Why isn't there a "Saturday Night Posting While Drunk" thread?
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Dec 14, 2013 - 09:56am PT
or maybe a saturday morning
posting while hungover thread?
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Dec 14, 2013 - 10:01am PT
dingus good story of the jamaica gal.

i was red-stripped this morning
at 4:20 i woke the wife and asked her
if she wanted to pack her pipe
and she politely declined for
her monthly visitor was early.

i was like, gee your vagina is all angelic of late.
it never gets stoned again?
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Dec 14, 2013 - 10:46am PT
was at a cross fit christmas party.
I had 5 Stella Artois and 1 can of Heineken and I wasn't even tipsy. f*#king piss beer.

Dingus Milktoast

Gym climber
U.N. Ambassador, Crackistan
Dec 14, 2013 - 11:41am PT
Maudite, my favorite beer, all time, packs a punch



DMT
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Dec 14, 2013 - 11:43am PT
had this last time I was in New Paltz... excellent IPA. and 9%, bitchez!

anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Dec 14, 2013 - 11:44am PT
oh, and this was pretty good, too



I've never had a Maudite, eh.
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Dec 14, 2013 - 11:45am PT
Sorry to miss this thread for so many weeks. I've managed to find better things to do than get drunk and post to the Forum on Friday nights.

All my favorite people post here.


This is "Saturday Morning Posting From The Office When I Should Be Working."
paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
Dec 14, 2013 - 04:47pm PT
anyone else get up to watch meteors and wake up still drunk at 1:30 ?

;-)
jstan

climber
Dec 14, 2013 - 05:11pm PT
I think it is time to nuke this weird thread.

jstan, what!!!!!!

This post was part of a larger plan to do away with all threads that had not experienced any controversy. We just can't allow any thread to escape controversy.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Dec 14, 2013 - 06:10pm PT
Whaddya mean no controversy? O'Really? I had hoped for a bit at least.

Drinking a Negra Modelo imported from Kain-tucky last week.

"I've never had a Maudite, eh."

No way! I thought you're Quebecoise?!
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