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Trad climber
New York, NY
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:28pm PT
This - is a little odd. But I think some of you guys might just find it sort of intriguing....

Now, let it play for a bit; don't just dismiss it out of hand in the first half a minute....
paul roehl

Boulder climber
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:34pm PT
Without a doubt that was the best thing I've seen all day! Fembots?

Trad climber
Placerville, California
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:35pm PT
the reports of intake are acceptable.

the slander, thus far mostly sucks!

come on crew! show some spunk!

heres how:

air stinks. sun burns. clouds veil. booze buries. gravity... shite there's nothin bad to say of gravity cause all of my pursuits depend upon her!.... eternity is a whore, and death is her hymen!

come now.
be play.
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:36pm PT
1. Proper martini - gin with vermouth actually in the drink - the perfect buzz.
2. Ignoring male dog trying to screw the female in heat on the other side of the room.
3. Obsessing over adding details to my latest additions to
Captain...or Skully

Social climber
Top of the 5.2-5.12 Boulder
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:38pm PT
Hmmmmm. Must not be drunk enough.
Oh, look a squirrel!
Denise Umstot

Princess of the El Cap Bridge!
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:39pm PT
WTF...I can move like that can't you Happie! Incredible!

Trad climber
Mill Valley, CA
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:40pm PT

Oh Happie! That drew me out of lurker mode. What a great clip. I hope nature drops in. Those guys are definitely yogini material.
(I'm not drinking cause I am on pain meds right now for my eye. Does vicodin count? I could take more than one. Hell, I might take more than one.)

edit: my inflammatory comment:

I think nattalia is a man. Why does everyone think he is a woman, couldn't his name stand for Nat Talia? I slander all who disagree with me!
Captain...or Skully

Social climber
Top of the 5.2-5.12 Boulder
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:41pm PT
Maybe some lettuce, even?

corniss chopper

Mountain climber
san jose, ca
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:43pm PT
One of the new suits at work has a still at home for making 'fuel'
for his car. Has a fed permit too. Says he can make enough to
cut his gas bill in half. Uses discount sugar from Costo and Walmart
and plastic buckets. Ingenuity at it best.

Trad climber
Yay Area
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:43pm PT

1. Your current consumption

2. At least one inflammatory comment

3. Why you are drunk and typing on McTopo instead of doing something worthwhile, like driving to the crag.

If I could offer any more suggestions, I would! But I can't.

So here we go:

1. One margarita a couple hours ago, and about 0.6 of a bottle of really nice Cali chardonnay, a nice 07 Gnarly Head. On an empty stomach.

2. Steve Grossman is a dickhead!

3. I have no life. I suck. But at least I'm going caving next week in Kentucky! And I'm watching Get Smart reruns, starring the late-great Don Adams, a fellow Hoser.


1. So far, one Sierra Nevada Hef! Garnished with an Orange! I know, fruity, but I was out of lemons.

2. Pate is a goddamn smartass! (We made up a while back, though, so big hugs, Pate!) (Post Thread review Edit: Bluering's a goddamn commie cop-out who flaked out last minute on the below mentioned ski trip!)

3. I'm waiting for Ezra to pick me up so we can drive to Tahoe and go snowboarding at Squaw Valley tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Social climber
The Deli
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:46pm PT
1. On Green Label #4 but don’t feel much yet…

2. Only lightweights get drunk.

3. I’m not drunk and I don’t climb rocks in the winter… just look at them. I’m also waiting on a geo job opportunity so that I can share ranks with them professionals but am having fun trying to share/educate my fellow Supertopians here at the Taco Stand in the mean time. Why not? Teaching is fun!!! And, there’s too much damn snow out in the desert so far this winter anyway!!! Aaacckkk!!!!

Now then… If I could only muster up a serious Tuolumne belch… :)

A long way from where I started
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:51pm PT
Don't any of you people work? Okay, the sun was over the yardarm in Pete's timezone a couple of hours ago, but you westcoasters that are already shitfaced by the time I'm just getting home? WTF is up with that?

Yer all a bunch of d#@&%ebag pansy liberal wankers who don't work. Especially Bluering, who (so I've heard) has sold out his conservative values and is going to move to Germany and lead anti-American demonstrations!

Is that insulting enough?

Give me a few minutes for the first beer to kick in, and I'll get the insult machine really cranked up.

And as to that first beer, it was the real McCoy, brewed right here, in this house, by me, and none of you are worthy of sharing it. It's too good for you, too strong for you, and entirely beyond your limited ability to appreciate.

(And, kidding aside, props to Terrie who wrestled the alcohol monkey off her back and is now standing proud.)

Edit: and as to the part about why I'm not driving to the crag... Do you have any conception of what a January rainstorm in Seattle means to local climbing? However, I'm flying to J-Tree in a week, so that must count for something.

Also, I should point out that since Rokjox (Lance something or other?) says I'm a total poseur, maybe my insults are kind of lame, in a limp-wristed sort of way.
Captain...or Skully

Social climber
Top of the 5.2-5.12 Boulder
Jan 8, 2010 - 09:59pm PT
I have a job. Can't really say I work, though.


Trad climber
Nor Cal
Jan 8, 2010 - 10:04pm PT
1 glass of white wine
3 beers---- tomorrow is a ride with a pro cyclist who wore the yellow Jersey in Le Tour

edit just started number 4 Kids are watching Disney which rips my heart out.

Jan 8, 2010 - 10:22pm PT

1. Your current consumption - 6th pale ale

2. At least one inflammatory comment - you dirty libs can rot in hell. no, you cant have my money.

3. Why you are drunk and typing on McTopo instead of doing something worthwhile, like driving to the crag. - the kids are going NUTS. they are sitting at the table eating frozen yogurt. i escaped to the office for a moment of 'sanity'.

Social climber
Across Town From Easy Street
Jan 8, 2010 - 10:30pm PT
1. Three beers in 3 hours and now coffee - it's going to be a long night!

2. Eat balls, Asseyes!

3. Going to company party at a bowling alley, and I have:

my *Official* Dude Bowling Shirt, Medina Sod's own "Art"


Nice straw poppy hat


Elvis sunglasses


flip flops


chalk ball


hottie in lime green polyester and white leather platforms


Captain...or Skully

Social climber
Top of the 5.2-5.12 Boulder
Jan 8, 2010 - 10:33pm PT

(Asseyes?) Double yowza.

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Jan 8, 2010 - 10:38pm PT
1. chamomile tea

2. leb is my illegitimate love child!

3. i'm looking to arrive at mt. woodson so out of shape i've got a legitimate excuse.
mark miller

Social climber
Jan 8, 2010 - 10:40pm PT
Pete I luv this thread....( sung to I luv this Bar) being an out of work construction worker in NV I've been hitting the Bud Lite ( I'm trying to lose a few lbs.) since 10am I'm getting a good workout just crushing the empty cases.... If the rain stop's around here we might be able to climb at the Loaf but it's a long drive.It's a little warm to really make the effort to attempt a Lee vining Ice trip so .....Drinking it is. God Bless and enjoy those Knasty cave's you crazy Canook.

Trad climber
Placerville, California
Jan 8, 2010 - 10:44pm PT
i still say, as amater-of-fact agorgantly that my drink dial is the besttest.. i bought a portalege with saturated dreams of big mountain solos and conviced my wife to forego home projects and payments to the govn't all so i could feel like a man conquoring that pesky gawdforsaken unknown who... she beckons us brave cowards.... to come see abuse inherent in the system.... onwards... fair soldiers and soldierettes to the last farewell to her god.

plop. plank. stumble, trip. strip. tidy up. undo the knot. retie it. bleeeeeep.
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