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Ottawa Doug

Social climber
Ottawa, Canada
Jan 8, 2010 - 10:52pm PT
1. Half a martini

2. I'm going to put a bolt right at the mantel on Nutcracker next time I'm in the valley.

3. I'm waiting to see the orthopdedic guy after getting my MRI so not getting any meaningful exercise right now.

P.S. Awesome idea for a thread Pete.

Happy New Year!

Trad climber
Kayenta, AZ
Jan 8, 2010 - 10:54pm PT
Damn you, locker!

Trad climber
Nor Cal
Jan 8, 2010 - 10:55pm PT
Drizzle, drazzle, druzzle, drome"

Jan 8, 2010 - 11:04pm PT
starting 7th ale.

about to follow lockers lead on the bowl with wifey.

hot bath with reggae to follow.

and then, well who knows!!!


edit: oh sh#t nothing infammatory... bluey you fag! love the pinns!!

Trad climber
Kayenta, AZ
Jan 8, 2010 - 11:08pm PT
Thanks, locker.

I'm trying to channel it right now.

AAHhh, now that's better . . .

I think I'll go get laid . . .
Wade Icey

Trad climber
Jan 8, 2010 - 11:20pm PT
1. 3.5 ABombs from Steelhead Brewery...baking cookies

2. I hear the Nabisco Wall is a great nail-up

3. Wife's out of town, hip needs to be replaced , using haulbag as a laundry basket...baking cookies
Captain...or Skully

Social climber
bivied above you, maaaan
Jan 8, 2010 - 11:23pm PT
Yer not drunk yet, Rufus!

Trad climber
Hagerman, ID
Jan 8, 2010 - 11:31pm PT
Exactly ˝ bottle of red wine (Heidi and I are working on curing Holiday excess consumption) -----and a hot rum toddy when she wasn’t looking.

Last night on “high fructose corn syrup’s” tedious thread “Robots Robots Robots... That's What We Are.”

I make the crack about high-fructose corn syrup posting
from Wal-Mart Corp HQ. He hasn't posted again.

Wonder if I hurt his feelings, when he thought he was just being verbose and cool?

On the other hand----maybe he really did work for Wal-Mart.

Oh well---"If yah can't stand the heat"----yah shouldn't be posting about we’uns all being robots on the forum!

I am retired from winter climbing----other than onto barstools. It is 8 degrees F. out there, and I used up all my frozen-waterfall luck about 1983.


Jan 8, 2010 - 11:51pm PT
1. A couple middle fingers worth of Lagavulin 16
2. If it looks like a troll, smells like a troll, quacks like a troll, it's a fricken' troll. When am I going to learn!
3. 'Cause I'm making political hay here on the Taco drawing analogies out of compost.

Captain...or Skully

Social climber
bivied above you, maaaan
Jan 8, 2010 - 11:56pm PT
Hey Fritz, Does that stuff freeze up much up the canyon?
Lotta water running over, from within, & all over those cliffs of yours.
Probably bad sketchy, huh?

Gettin' a bit there, now.

Hey, wait a minute. Trolls can QUACK, now?

Ho Man.

Social climber
Jan 9, 2010 - 12:09am PT
hey there say...

well, if and when i drink... i'd take a scotch.... or--something...

well, tonight it's

1--a bunch of coffee...
2--i have a small blister on my heel from my snow boots...
seems the ol' sock slipped down a mite... :)
3--the critters are all sleeping, as it is FAR too cold in here, and they don't feel like talking.. so--here i am ...

*think i best go get more blankets and warm now, though...
god bless and good night all...

Trad climber
Ripped from Tuna
Jan 9, 2010 - 12:14am PT
1. 3.5 beers now
2. You all are a bunch of wanking pudmeisters!
3. It finally stopped raining and more is a coming!

Don't you all wish you were as flexible as the sisters
Captain...or Skully

Social climber
bivied above you, maaaan
Jan 9, 2010 - 12:24am PT
Been tooled before.
Felt like a baby seal. Arrrrgh.

Fine, then.
Have at it.

Maybe I'll go bake some cookies...................................................................................................................

Trad climber
Hagerman, ID
Jan 9, 2010 - 12:26am PT
Skully: re frozen falls in the Snake River canyon. Drove to the "big city" today (Twin Falls). Lotsa stuff on the 500' deep walls there---maybe frozen sewer seeps;)

I think some people have climbed on them on occasion. I can walk you into a north-facing one on a 300' deep side canyon a few miles from here, mostly on a road.

Seriously though-----I used up a lot of luck ice climbing, and one day, I was driving an Alaskan friend up Little Cottonwood Canyon by SLC to go skiing. He saw some waterfalls, I was concentrating on crap roads and traffic, and he was chattering about how cool they looked and we should go climb on them.

Out of my subconscious comes: "I think I've used up my waterfall climbing luck."

Soon as I said it-----I went: "woooh----where did that come from." Then I realized my inner-self knew something I had not realized.

"I had used up my ice-climbing luck!"

Lots of rock since then, no ice.

Trad climber
Placerville, California
Jan 9, 2010 - 12:28am PT
all of this love is sincere,
though i've taken on more years than i'm due.
Captain...or Skully

Social climber
bivied above you, maaaan
Jan 9, 2010 - 12:34am PT
It balances out, though, Chuck.
Mighty Hiker

Vancouver, B.C.
Jan 9, 2010 - 01:09am PT
1. Your current consumption: None so far. Just got in from a shopping expedition, getting started.

2. At least one inflammatory comment: Steve G was hidden in one of the Wings of Steel haulbags.

3. Why you are drunk and typing on McTopo instead of doing something worthwhile, like driving to the crag: Not drunk yet. Going to Norway next week. Busy. +5 here and pouring rain. -20 in Oslo and beautiful snow and sun. Mountain weather. Bought a pile of stuff at MEC for my cousins today.

And, as you know, Norway is THE HOME OF THE TROLLS!!!666 So maybe I'll bring one home, or breed with one, or something like that. That would definitely top PTPP's lame-ass sheep. I mean, trolls hang out under bridges and eat goats, and probably sheeps too.

Trad climber
Jan 9, 2010 - 01:14am PT
"No consumption yet, just got back from a shopping expedition"

Almost pissed my pants!

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Jan 9, 2010 - 01:16am PT
1. Just getting off work and now on my second glass of Nippazzano Chianti Classico Riserva. Chewy. Lush.

2.You're all a bunch of pucking fosers.

3. Working till I drop.

Social climber
Jan 9, 2010 - 01:32am PT
Couple snorts of brandy,
Couple glasses of vino wheres the gdang comma, oh there it is,
Weege, used to deliver beer to the Liars Bench, is the shuffle board still operational?
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