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Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
May 15, 2012 - 10:58pm PT
Beer. As much as my fragile mind can handle. I'm trying to be courageous as much as my sentimentality will let me. Wholeheartedly. I'm going to barf now.
paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
May 15, 2012 - 11:02pm PT
someone gave me a really expensive bottle of wine i was saving...07 b&b grand crue classe (for a supposedly expensive bottle they stored it Straight Up for 5 years it would seem - the cork is dry, barely touched by the wine...punters...)

but i wasn't originally saving it for when i discovered the local store now closes at 8 though, dammit ;-) i'm not rolling that canyon twice in one day...
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
May 15, 2012 - 11:04pm PT
^^^^^

Now that sucks!
paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
May 15, 2012 - 11:15pm PT
na - hockey and stumbling the taco go well with a musty red...

mmmmm....tastes like sandstone ;-)
Captain...or Skully

climber
May 15, 2012 - 11:32pm PT
Word. F*#k those snobs, anyway.
paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
May 15, 2012 - 11:36pm PT
personally i'm a 5 liter box man myself...the adult juice box ;-)
part-time communist

Mountain climber
May 15, 2012 - 11:37pm PT
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mouse from merced

Trad climber
merced, california
May 16, 2012 - 12:00am PT
Far from alone, Chinchen, you are merely in a race with t*r and yourself, Barhopper, for Tuesday night ratings.

I shined on NCSI. It ain't beer, Mr. Harmon, it's Coors. I remember Mark's days as a Coors spokesman, and the role he played as Ted Bundy. VW bugs rocked! Coors only thought it did.

I went down to the Partisan for some introspection.

The bartender, Chris was thrilled the bar's photo had appeared on the Taco, so thrilled he charged me three dollars for an Anchor Steam and didn't offer a glass with it.

It would have been far nicer to have seen the other bartender. She is more my style. A woman. 5.9+, on the old scale. We stopped rating GFs and chicks at 5.10 in the day. I wanna be totally PC here.

The night is progressing and I am addressing two quarts of Corona Familiar, a type of Corona, and a quantity I have ignored til tonight.

I step on your sh#t, stomp in your vomit, and caress my face with the topo from Panty Shield.

When I get back from peeing a circle in the intersection, I'll be Arnold.

Should I wish the Weej a happy birthday? Did I read that right, old 3.2 breath?

zBrown

Ice climber
Chula Vista, CA
May 16, 2012 - 12:36am PT
Is it Tuesday yet?

Mojo Nixon - Beer Ain't Drinkin'
[Click to View YouTube Video]
paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
May 16, 2012 - 12:40am PT
would you believe 3 weeks ago my boss suggested i cover that same song...
zBrown

Ice climber
Chula Vista, CA
May 16, 2012 - 12:42am PT
^I'm gonna put in for a raise for you. Was that gonna be a cappella or full tilt boogie?
MisterE

Social climber
May 16, 2012 - 12:43am PT
somebodys at the mobil

Actually, that is true.

Chinchen and his band have a few nights there coming up soon...

I don't know about tonight, but on Sunday I presented dessert: Grand Marnier chocolate tort cake with a quick chaser of Maker's Mark on a cube to the happy parents.

:)
mouse from merced

Trad climber
merced, california
May 16, 2012 - 12:47am PT
Everybody knows that beer ain't drinkin'

Who the f*#k knows what Werner is thinking,

All I know is that he ain't drinking...... .. .

At least that's the latest intelligent thing I've heard.

ms55401

Trad climber
minneapolis, mn
May 16, 2012 - 12:48am PT
Buffalo Trace bourbon here
mitchy

Trad climber
new england
May 16, 2012 - 12:52am PT
I'm gonna post up the wed. night posting while drunk tomorrow, gotta work all night tonight.
paganmonkeyboy

climber
mars...it's near nevada...
May 16, 2012 - 12:55am PT
full tilt my friend - you leave it all on stage...

(bt bourbon is sooooo good....)
mouse from merced

Trad climber
merced, california
May 16, 2012 - 01:04am PT
For anyone in Terrapin Station and other Bee Fart Fans, a cautionary tale:
[Click to View YouTube Video]

For the Dirtbags, the gangs of climbers who've grooved la vida rochas, and for the flickering Flames.

Use your own Sierra Cup, stay off of the rope, and lift a glass to the man who could save yer ass.....

The Braunster. He could be your monster, Survival.

I hope not. Merry would sh#t.... .. .

edit: It was supposed to be "Safe as Milk" but climbing is full of the un-expectorated. Please do not spit on boulder problems just cuz ya wanked. Never drink from water bottles you find on a ledge. You never know who might have peed in them, as I have. (It was a joke, Van Clivern!)

Chinchen

climber
Way out there....
Topic Author's Reply - May 16, 2012 - 01:10am PT
The dessert was amazing MrE! Thanks for plugging the gigs at the Mobil.

Dates to be announced soon...
ß Î Ø T Ç H

Boulder climber
bouldering
May 16, 2012 - 01:19am PT
This's a good counter to t*r's touchy feely Tues thread.
zBrown

Ice climber
Chula Vista, CA
May 16, 2012 - 01:23am PT
Damn mouseFM (kinda sounds like a radio station), it's hard to keep up with ya. Are you sure you're only 49?

KMOUS aka kmou (104.7 fm ) is a radio station broadcasting a country music format licensed to roswell, new mexico , usa

Howl for the Wolfman




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