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Grant Meisenholder

Trad climber
CA
Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 25, 2009 - 01:54pm PT
So you know how everyone has those "I (heart) whatever" stickers on their cars? This morning I saw a car with one for seals except the heart symbol was replaced by the clubs symbol. Wow. So I drove up next to him (Some stoopid slackjawed white kid busy picking his nose) and flipped him off Irish style (reverse peace sign). Ass...

I'm sure that the sticker is in response to the local seal controversy happening here in La Jolla, but really? (http://www.lajollafriendsoftheseals.org/);
rick d

climber
tucson, az
Jul 25, 2009 - 02:43pm PT
grant-

you took the bait hook, line, and sinker.

the guy just wanted a rise out of you. Who really knows if he gives a crap about the seals....
climbrunride

Trad climber
Durango, CO
Jul 25, 2009 - 02:48pm PT
Nuthin' new - those have been around since the anti-seal clubbing hubbub of the 80's, at least.

Then there are the "I (spade) my dog" stickers.

But my favorite was:

Save the whales
eat seals instead!
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Jul 25, 2009 - 03:15pm PT
When I lived behind the Zion curtain I saw, "I (spade) my Mormon" a few times.
Josh Nash

Social climber
riverbank ca
Jul 25, 2009 - 06:14pm PT
dmalloy

Trad climber
eastside
Jul 25, 2009 - 11:17pm PT
I live in a town with plenty of "Graze It, Log It, Burn It" stickers. Yes, people are just trying to get a rise out of you, although they are people who see no value in wild things unless they can be shot or caught on a line.

The bumper sticker I want for my car is one with Calvin standing with his hands out and a confused look on his face, saying "I really would not pee on all those things" or perhaps saying "You are all a bunch of copyright violators"
Grant Meisenholder

Trad climber
CA
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 25, 2009 - 11:42pm PT
Yeah, the Calvin stickers drive me crazy too. Especially the ones with him and Sally praying before a huge cross. Too bad the stickers you suggest would also be copyright infringement, I'd love to go and plaster those all over the offending cars.
DonC

climber
CA
Jul 25, 2009 - 11:47pm PT
A t-shirt in Ketchikan

The only good tree is a stump
F*ck the Sierra Club
corniss chopper

Mountain climber
san jose, ca
Jul 26, 2009 - 12:34am PT
Read once the the real nomadic Innuits, that traveled in small family units on the polar ice exclusively,

except at the height of summer,

would sometimes adopt an orphan seal pup (Mama seal was dinner you see) and raise it for awhile with the sled dog puppies in the igloo. Later to release it near other seals to carry on its life.
Praying that they would not hunt it by mistake as an adult.
Russ Walling

Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
Jul 26, 2009 - 12:45am PT
I remember the "club" icon being sold as a sticker back in the day when all them annoying "I Heart" things came on the scene.

Then you could go to Walmart and slap a club sticker on random cars to turn "I heart my wife" into " I club my wife" or poodle, or whales etc.
Captain...or Skully

Social climber
way, WAY out there....(OMG)
Jul 26, 2009 - 12:47am PT
Lots of things NEED clubbed.
Gives new meaning to the phrase, "going clubbing".
MisterE

Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
Jul 26, 2009 - 12:50am PT
Classic Darth! Where's the modified one...



jbar

Social climber
urasymptote
Jul 26, 2009 - 01:55am PT

Someone once threatened me with photoshopping a club in my hands
Reilly

Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
Jul 26, 2009 - 02:31am PT
"Tastes like CHICKEN"???...

No it doesn't!!!! It tastes like an
anorexic cow that's been force-fed rotten fish.
For the record: I ate it because I was with my
Inuit friends; when in Rome...
Reilly

Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
Jul 26, 2009 - 02:41am PT
I was really happy I didn't have the 'honor' of
sharing some 'stinkhead', year-old decomposed salmon. That would have had me jonesing for the seal.
S.Powers

Social climber
Jtree, now in Alaska
Jul 26, 2009 - 02:52am PT
"No it doesn't!!!! It tastes like an
anorexic cow that's been force-fed rotten fish.
For the record: I ate it because I was with my
Inuit friends; when in Rome... "

I couldnt have said it better, seal is disgusting!
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Jul 26, 2009 - 11:51am PT
Reilly, did you shtoop the wife too? (It IS their custom,..)



You guys mean to disabuse me of the notion that baby seal isn't the other white meat?
tolman_paul

Trad climber
Anchorage, AK
Jul 30, 2009 - 03:33pm PT
Reilly,

Yeah that's a pretty good description. You forgot to mention the rubbery/blubbery texture.

Lot's of really good inuit/inupiut foods, but marine mammals are definately an aquired taste.
Jingy

Social climber
Flatland, Ca
Jul 30, 2009 - 03:40pm PT
he's entitled to the opinion(stupidity)..



and I guess if you reacted to it... the sticker served it's purpose (to draw attention to the car owner/driver...

Srbphoto

Trad climber
Kennewick wa
Jul 30, 2009 - 04:20pm PT
What does it matter that he was white?

The best I have seen in a while was a lady in her 60's out shopping, wearing a shirt that had a fist with a cigarette making the finger. Below it said "yeah I smoke F*CK Y*U!" Classic! Especially for any of you have visited the Tri Cities!
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