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Grant Meisenholder
Trad climber
CA
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Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 25, 2009 - 01:54pm PT
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So you know how everyone has those "I (heart) whatever" stickers on their cars? This morning I saw a car with one for seals except the heart symbol was replaced by the clubs symbol. Wow. So I drove up next to him (Some stoopid slackjawed white kid busy picking his nose) and flipped him off Irish style (reverse peace sign). Ass...
I'm sure that the sticker is in response to the local seal controversy happening here in La Jolla, but really? (http://www.lajollafriendsoftheseals.org/);
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rick d
climber
tucson, az
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Jul 25, 2009 - 02:43pm PT
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grant-
you took the bait hook, line, and sinker.
the guy just wanted a rise out of you. Who really knows if he gives a crap about the seals....
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climbrunride
Trad climber
Durango, CO
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Jul 25, 2009 - 02:48pm PT
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Nuthin' new - those have been around since the anti-seal clubbing hubbub of the 80's, at least.
Then there are the "I (spade) my dog" stickers.
But my favorite was:
Save the whales
eat seals instead!
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Jul 25, 2009 - 03:15pm PT
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When I lived behind the Zion curtain I saw, "I (spade) my Mormon" a few times.
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Josh Nash
Social climber
riverbank ca
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Jul 25, 2009 - 06:14pm PT
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dmalloy
Trad climber
eastside
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Jul 25, 2009 - 11:17pm PT
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I live in a town with plenty of "Graze It, Log It, Burn It" stickers. Yes, people are just trying to get a rise out of you, although they are people who see no value in wild things unless they can be shot or caught on a line.
The bumper sticker I want for my car is one with Calvin standing with his hands out and a confused look on his face, saying "I really would not pee on all those things" or perhaps saying "You are all a bunch of copyright violators"
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Grant Meisenholder
Trad climber
CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 25, 2009 - 11:42pm PT
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Yeah, the Calvin stickers drive me crazy too. Especially the ones with him and Sally praying before a huge cross. Too bad the stickers you suggest would also be copyright infringement, I'd love to go and plaster those all over the offending cars.
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DonC
climber
CA
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Jul 25, 2009 - 11:47pm PT
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A t-shirt in Ketchikan
The only good tree is a stump
F*ck the Sierra Club
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corniss chopper
Mountain climber
san jose, ca
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Jul 26, 2009 - 12:34am PT
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Read once the the real nomadic Innuits, that traveled in small family units on the polar ice exclusively,
except at the height of summer,
would sometimes adopt an orphan seal pup (Mama seal was dinner you see) and raise it for awhile with the sled dog puppies in the igloo. Later to release it near other seals to carry on its life.
Praying that they would not hunt it by mistake as an adult.
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Russ Walling
Gym climber
Poofter's Froth, Wyoming
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Jul 26, 2009 - 12:45am PT
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I remember the "club" icon being sold as a sticker back in the day when all them annoying "I Heart" things came on the scene.
Then you could go to Walmart and slap a club sticker on random cars to turn "I heart my wife" into " I club my wife" or poodle, or whales etc.
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Captain...or Skully
Social climber
way, WAY out there....(OMG)
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Jul 26, 2009 - 12:47am PT
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Lots of things NEED clubbed.
Gives new meaning to the phrase, "going clubbing".
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
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Jul 26, 2009 - 12:50am PT
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Classic Darth! Where's the modified one...
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jbar
Social climber
urasymptote
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Jul 26, 2009 - 01:55am PT
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Someone once threatened me with photoshopping a club in my hands
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Reilly
Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
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Jul 26, 2009 - 02:31am PT
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"Tastes like CHICKEN"???...
No it doesn't!!!! It tastes like an
anorexic cow that's been force-fed rotten fish.
For the record: I ate it because I was with my
Inuit friends; when in Rome...
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Reilly
Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
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Jul 26, 2009 - 02:41am PT
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I was really happy I didn't have the 'honor' of
sharing some 'stinkhead', year-old decomposed salmon. That would have had me jonesing for the seal.
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S.Powers
Social climber
Jtree, now in Alaska
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Jul 26, 2009 - 02:52am PT
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"No it doesn't!!!! It tastes like an
anorexic cow that's been force-fed rotten fish.
For the record: I ate it because I was with my
Inuit friends; when in Rome... "
I couldnt have said it better, seal is disgusting!
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Jul 26, 2009 - 11:51am PT
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Reilly, did you shtoop the wife too? (It IS their custom,..)
You guys mean to disabuse me of the notion that baby seal isn't the other white meat?
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tolman_paul
Trad climber
Anchorage, AK
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Jul 30, 2009 - 03:33pm PT
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Reilly,
Yeah that's a pretty good description. You forgot to mention the rubbery/blubbery texture.
Lot's of really good inuit/inupiut foods, but marine mammals are definately an aquired taste.
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Jingy
Social climber
Flatland, Ca
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Jul 30, 2009 - 03:40pm PT
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he's entitled to the opinion(stupidity)..
and I guess if you reacted to it... the sticker served it's purpose (to draw attention to the car owner/driver...
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Srbphoto
Trad climber
Kennewick wa
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Jul 30, 2009 - 04:20pm PT
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What does it matter that he was white?
The best I have seen in a while was a lady in her 60's out shopping, wearing a shirt that had a fist with a cigarette making the finger. Below it said "yeah I smoke F*CK Y*U!" Classic! Especially for any of you have visited the Tri Cities!
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steelmnkey
climber
Vision man...ya gotta have vision...
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Jul 30, 2009 - 04:53pm PT
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One of the best ones I heard was at a Nitty Gritty Dirt Band in the mid '80... John McEuen said something like this:
"Everyone's got their causes these days. Some I just can't figure out... like why would anyone want to SHAVE a whale?"
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Oplopanax
Mountain climber
The Deep Woods
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Jul 31, 2009 - 05:25pm PT
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& replace cow silhouette with cat silhouette...
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Nefarius
Big Wall climber
Fresno
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Jul 31, 2009 - 05:35pm PT
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hahahaha This is a great thread!
I used to have a t-shirt that had something like "I (spade) dogs (picture of a dog), I (club) seals (picture of a seal), I (heart) pussys (picture of a cat)... Cant remember what it said for diamonds. Used to get some obnoxious comments over the shirt.
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Srbphoto
Trad climber
Kennewick wa
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Jul 31, 2009 - 05:50pm PT
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Favorite bumper stick I saw on a car:
If pussy wasn't meant to be eaten, why is shaped like a taco?
My other favorite:
F*CK THE DODGERS!
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scuffy b
climber
Sinatra to Singapore
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Jul 31, 2009 - 08:04pm PT
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What's the story behind knowing what anorexic cow force-fed rotten fish tastes like?
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bluering
Trad climber
Santa Clara, Ca.
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Jul 31, 2009 - 08:09pm PT
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If pussy wasn't meant to be eaten, why is shaped like a taco?
Bwahahaahahhh!!!!!
Reminds me when we were at a company show in Vegas, the HR chick says to me and a buddy, "we're all going to the Pink Taco tonight, wanna come?" I started laughing...."Is that a strip joint, or what?"
I gotta Raiders sticker after they moved back from Anaheim, "We're back, L.A. sucked!"
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Bertrand
Trad climber
SF
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Jul 31, 2009 - 09:34pm PT
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okay, slightly political....but with 1/4 white climber tape I found it quite easy to modify the bumper sticker,
Attack Iraq?? NO!! into
Attack Iraq?? NOW! It looked perfect on the cars I did it on.
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Captain...or Skully
Social climber
nowhere, I'm headed for certain doom
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Jul 31, 2009 - 09:56pm PT
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Dude, I bet clubbin' seals is way better.
Except that it's ...clubbin' seals.
That's the only bad part.
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Mimi
climber
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Jul 31, 2009 - 10:26pm PT
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Yo! That's exactly how I could see seal meat tasting?! Waterfowl are similar; it's all about the diet.
Those stickers most always got a laugh.
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Chaz
Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
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Jul 31, 2009 - 10:53pm PT
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I'd like to see one of those pussy Canadians hit one of THESE guys with a ball-bat:
The "small" ones weigh in at a ton, the big ones are three tons.
And they like to fight!
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