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steelmnkey
climber
Vision man...ya gotta have vision...
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Jul 30, 2009 - 04:53pm PT
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One of the best ones I heard was at a Nitty Gritty Dirt Band in the mid '80... John McEuen said something like this:
"Everyone's got their causes these days. Some I just can't figure out... like why would anyone want to SHAVE a whale?"
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Oplopanax
Mountain climber
The Deep Woods
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Jul 31, 2009 - 05:25pm PT
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& replace cow silhouette with cat silhouette...
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Nefarius
Big Wall climber
Fresno
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Jul 31, 2009 - 05:35pm PT
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hahahaha This is a great thread!
I used to have a t-shirt that had something like "I (spade) dogs (picture of a dog), I (club) seals (picture of a seal), I (heart) pussys (picture of a cat)... Cant remember what it said for diamonds. Used to get some obnoxious comments over the shirt.
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Srbphoto
Trad climber
Kennewick wa
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Jul 31, 2009 - 05:50pm PT
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Favorite bumper stick I saw on a car:
If pussy wasn't meant to be eaten, why is shaped like a taco?
My other favorite:
F*CK THE DODGERS!
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scuffy b
climber
Sinatra to Singapore
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Jul 31, 2009 - 08:04pm PT
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What's the story behind knowing what anorexic cow force-fed rotten fish tastes like?
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bluering
Trad climber
Santa Clara, Ca.
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Jul 31, 2009 - 08:09pm PT
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If pussy wasn't meant to be eaten, why is shaped like a taco?
Bwahahaahahhh!!!!!
Reminds me when we were at a company show in Vegas, the HR chick says to me and a buddy, "we're all going to the Pink Taco tonight, wanna come?" I started laughing...."Is that a strip joint, or what?"
I gotta Raiders sticker after they moved back from Anaheim, "We're back, L.A. sucked!"
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Bertrand
Trad climber
SF
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Jul 31, 2009 - 09:34pm PT
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okay, slightly political....but with 1/4 white climber tape I found it quite easy to modify the bumper sticker,
Attack Iraq?? NO!! into
Attack Iraq?? NOW! It looked perfect on the cars I did it on.
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Captain...or Skully
Social climber
nowhere, I'm headed for certain doom
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Jul 31, 2009 - 09:56pm PT
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Dude, I bet clubbin' seals is way better.
Except that it's ...clubbin' seals.
That's the only bad part.
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Mimi
climber
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Jul 31, 2009 - 10:26pm PT
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Yo! That's exactly how I could see seal meat tasting?! Waterfowl are similar; it's all about the diet.
Those stickers most always got a laugh.
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Chaz
Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
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Jul 31, 2009 - 10:53pm PT
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I'd like to see one of those pussy Canadians hit one of THESE guys with a ball-bat:
The "small" ones weigh in at a ton, the big ones are three tons.
And they like to fight!
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