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bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Topic Author's Original Post - Feb 28, 2015 - 08:32pm PT
These dipshits may wanna rethink the whole "leave no trace" thing a little bit. Doing this? Lame. Taking pics of it?! F*#king lame. Posting it in on the internet to advertise their business?! Felony stupid. Stay in the f*#king gym, mmkay? This is an advertisement for their "InsideOut" program, where they apparently charge $300.00 to instruct gym people how to behave outside. Nice.




These guys:

http://www.momentumclimbing.com
chill

climber
between the flat part and the blue wobbly thing
Feb 28, 2015 - 08:37pm PT
Its even worse than we thought. There are no cracks in their gyms.
jstan

climber
Feb 28, 2015 - 08:39pm PT
From the Moment climbing website.

**Couples Membership: You and your partner must be romantically involved and living at the same address. Proof of residence may be requested during membership enrollment. One of the spouses/partners must be the buyer. Roommates who live together do not qualify.

What am I missing? Does this not mean the romantic relationship has to be consummated with a momentum employee in attendance???????

Climbing has gotten way rad strange.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Feb 28, 2015 - 08:44pm PT
Using a Subaru with a rocket of as a cheater some at Ibex.. For shame!!
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2015 - 08:47pm PT
A Subaru plastered with their logo and web address and sponsors, pulled right up to the base of the Red Monster, one of the best single boulders in America and a place where impact issues have been snowballing for years. Shrewd.
zip

Trad climber
pacific beach, ca
Feb 28, 2015 - 09:03pm PT
Way Homo!
David D.

Trad climber
California
Feb 28, 2015 - 11:54pm PT
That's a bummer. Their gyms are actually really nice and have great cracks. Maybe they got infected with the conservative craziness of UT.
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 1, 2015 - 01:30am PT
Their gyms are actually really nice and have great cracks

Damn son those photos make that gym look like a purgatory. Post-apocalyptic wasteland of malignant factory replicants. Good god man.
Dickly

Social climber
KY
Mar 1, 2015 - 04:29am PT
BITD or 10 years ago or so the old rusty car that was sitting around at boulder #1 had "GYM CLIMBERS SUK BIG DIK" scratched into the rust.
crankster

Trad climber
Mar 1, 2015 - 06:26am PT
Take a pill.
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Mar 1, 2015 - 07:17am PT
HEY, we should get a vehicle with a SUPERTOPO brand wrap!
CA.Timothy

climber
California
Mar 1, 2015 - 07:19am PT
old climbers think that thier sh#t stinks even less than old surfers.

i saw a bunch of old tadsters burning pallets in hidden valley campground. better start a thread...
bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 1, 2015 - 09:48am PT
Burning pallets in HVC has was standard issue long, long before you were born, kid. If you don't get why this is odious you're part of the problem pal.
Big Mike

Trad climber
BC
Mar 1, 2015 - 09:56am PT
It's all good if there just happens to be a fire road at the base of the crag, right BVB?


;)
CA.Timothy

climber
California
Mar 1, 2015 - 09:58am PT
Burning pallets in HVC has was standard issue long, long before you were born, kid. If you don't get why this is odious you're part of the problem pal.

standard issue so its all good bro!!!!

thank you for making my point

bvb

Social climber
flagstaff arizona
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 1, 2015 - 10:02am PT
It's all good if there just happens to be a fire road at the base of the crag, right BVB?

Hell yeah Big Mike but why are you using a rope on that boulder problem?!
yanqui

climber
Balcarce, Argentina
Mar 1, 2015 - 10:10am PT

Hell yeah Big Mike but why are you using a rope on that boulder problem?!

So he doesn't damage the truck if he falls?
this just in

climber
Justin Ross from North Fork
Mar 1, 2015 - 10:12am PT
Cause those guys are pussies.
Marlow

Sport climber
OSLO
Mar 1, 2015 - 10:14am PT

Big M it aint...
WBraun

climber
Mar 1, 2015 - 10:29am PT
Hell yeah Big Mike but why are you using a rope on that boulder problem?!

So he doesn't damage the truck if he falls?

Hahaha ..... too funny
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