On Duty Ranger Found Unconscious With Beer Between Legs

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STEEVEE

Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
Topic Author's Original Post - Aug 29, 2014 - 07:37am PT
Here's a local story I have to share with this forum. Enjoy!
http://lostcoastoutpost.com/2014/aug/28/state-park-ranger-found-patrol-car-unconscious-bee/
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Aug 29, 2014 - 07:45am PT
Was it Ron Anderson?

Edit; sorry Ron it was too easy, I couldn't pass up the easy shot. In reality I'd like to think you would never....











Drink Keystone!
Levy

Big Wall climber
So Cal
Aug 29, 2014 - 07:48am PT
Keystone strikes again! Haha that is a foul beverage, but if Rangers are drinking it, you know it's the real deal.
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Aug 29, 2014 - 07:48am PT
Rape kit?
Delhi Dog

climber
Good Question...
Aug 29, 2014 - 07:52am PT
keystone light...is that beer?
STEEVEE

Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 29, 2014 - 07:53am PT
Keystone strikes again! Haha that is a foul beverage, but if Rangers are drinking it, you know it's the real deal.

Budget cuts have been harsh here in Cali.
couchmaster

climber
Aug 29, 2014 - 07:53am PT


Ranger? I call bullsh#t, that man sleeping it off in the photo clearly looks like a climber.

If there wasn't a uniform of course.





survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Aug 29, 2014 - 07:59am PT
Best "comment" on that page: Dude, you have some sh#t on your face, wipe that off.

BWA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!
FortMentäl

Social climber
Albuquerque, NM
Aug 29, 2014 - 08:27am PT
Man....that's gonna be the most expensive tallboy ever:



http://transparentcalifornia.com/salaries/2013/state-of-california/tyson-r-young/
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Aug 29, 2014 - 08:49am PT
Does it cost $35/night to go camping in a California state park because of the need to pay these people?

This is why it costs more to rent a bare patch of dirt in a park than to rent a modest apartment?

Even if someone else planted the beer: sleeping on the job, or even after getting off work but while still in uniform representing, is unacceptable.
plasticmullet

climber
Aug 29, 2014 - 08:50am PT
The story stated; "[w]orried that the ranger might be hurt, the man tried to wake him, calling out “sir! sir!” and banging on the front and back of the vehicle, he said. Then he reached through the open window. “I shook him, really shook him,” the man said. “And then I saw the beer between his legs.”"

The very first thing I saw in the photo was the can of beer, now way the concerned citizen did not see it until he shook the guy. And why bang on the front and back of the car, that makes no sense, you are going to walk right up to the window.

Maybe the cop was way tired and on medication (hence not passing sobriety test later)...and this witness dude put the beer can there and then snapped the photo.
STEEVEE

Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 29, 2014 - 08:56am PT
Maybe the cop was way tired and on medication (hence not passing sobriety test later)...and this witness dude put the beer can there and then snapped the photo.

The CHP arrested him for DUI. You seriously think this was staged. He fled the scene when he realized he was caught.
FortMentäl

Social climber
Albuquerque, NM
Aug 29, 2014 - 09:10am PT
it cost $35/night to go camping in a California state park


WHAT!? Seriously?
WyoRockMan

climber
Flank of the Big Horns
Aug 29, 2014 - 09:15am PT
Keystone Cops v1.0 are funnier than v2.0.

dee ee

Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
Aug 29, 2014 - 10:00am PT
How unfortunate!
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
Aug 29, 2014 - 10:10am PT
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Damn, what a foolish Ranger....Looks like he was serving and protecting his beer.

FortMentäl,...The California Park camping fees very from $15:00 to $35:00.....I have never paid $35.00. for a campsite,..i always snag a walk-in site, which tends to be $10;00 cheaper.
State parks with hook-ups( old school hook-ups..(-; ) usually cost a tiny bit more...$40-45..and the higher campground fee areas, tend to have showers available.


Edited..http://www.parks.ca.gov/pages/737/files/current_web_camping.pdf
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Aug 29, 2014 - 10:13am PT
It was in Humboldt. The suprising thing is it wasn't a bong.
Delhi Dog

climber
Good Question...
Aug 29, 2014 - 10:16am PT
"The very first thing I saw in the photo was the can of beer, now way the concerned citizen did not see it until he shook the guy."

That's because you already were clued into looking there. You expected it from the title of this thread.
Some one coming upon that scene-(you), would most likely have been concerned with the condition of the dude and noticed it after that. You'd expect maybe a can of soda or something at first glance.


edit:
"It was in Humboldt. The surprising thing is it wasn't a bong."

heh heh...yeah my thought too
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Aug 29, 2014 - 10:22am PT
Note that Ranger Keystone has been placed on "administrative leave" and will sit on his azz
doing nothing at full pay for the six months til this blows over and he gets transferred.
Heyzeus

climber
Hollywood,Ca
Aug 29, 2014 - 10:23am PT
I think Malibu Creek is $35.00.
Leo Carrillo SP and Point Magu, Sycamore, are $45.00.
And I thought I saw some of the Ventura beach CG's are $55.00.
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