On Duty Ranger Found Unconscious With Beer Between Legs

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STEEVEE

Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
Topic Author's Original Post - Aug 29, 2014 - 07:37am PT
Here's a local story I have to share with this forum. Enjoy!
http://lostcoastoutpost.com/2014/aug/28/state-park-ranger-found-patrol-car-unconscious-bee/
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Aug 29, 2014 - 07:45am PT
Was it Ron Anderson?

Edit; sorry Ron it was too easy, I couldn't pass up the easy shot. In reality I'd like to think you would never....











Drink Keystone!
Levy

Big Wall climber
So Cal
Aug 29, 2014 - 07:48am PT
Keystone strikes again! Haha that is a foul beverage, but if Rangers are drinking it, you know it's the real deal.
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Aug 29, 2014 - 07:48am PT
Rape kit?
Delhi Dog

climber
Good Question...
Aug 29, 2014 - 07:52am PT
keystone light...is that beer?
STEEVEE

Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 29, 2014 - 07:53am PT
Keystone strikes again! Haha that is a foul beverage, but if Rangers are drinking it, you know it's the real deal.

Budget cuts have been harsh here in Cali.
couchmaster

climber
Aug 29, 2014 - 07:53am PT


Ranger? I call bullsh#t, that man sleeping it off in the photo clearly looks like a climber.

If there wasn't a uniform of course.





survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Aug 29, 2014 - 07:59am PT
Best "comment" on that page: Dude, you have some sh#t on your face, wipe that off.

BWA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Aug 29, 2014 - 08:49am PT
Does it cost $35/night to go camping in a California state park because of the need to pay these people?

This is why it costs more to rent a bare patch of dirt in a park than to rent a modest apartment?

Even if someone else planted the beer: sleeping on the job, or even after getting off work but while still in uniform representing, is unacceptable.
plasticmullet

climber
Aug 29, 2014 - 08:50am PT
The story stated; "[w]orried that the ranger might be hurt, the man tried to wake him, calling out “sir! sir!” and banging on the front and back of the vehicle, he said. Then he reached through the open window. “I shook him, really shook him,” the man said. “And then I saw the beer between his legs.”"

The very first thing I saw in the photo was the can of beer, now way the concerned citizen did not see it until he shook the guy. And why bang on the front and back of the car, that makes no sense, you are going to walk right up to the window.

Maybe the cop was way tired and on medication (hence not passing sobriety test later)...and this witness dude put the beer can there and then snapped the photo.
STEEVEE

Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
Topic Author's Reply - Aug 29, 2014 - 08:56am PT
Maybe the cop was way tired and on medication (hence not passing sobriety test later)...and this witness dude put the beer can there and then snapped the photo.

The CHP arrested him for DUI. You seriously think this was staged. He fled the scene when he realized he was caught.
WyoRockMan

climber
Flank of the Big Horns
Aug 29, 2014 - 09:15am PT
Keystone Cops v1.0 are funnier than v2.0.

[Click to View YouTube Video]
dee ee

Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
Aug 29, 2014 - 10:00am PT
How unfortunate!
nita

Social climber
chica de chico, I don't claim to be a daisy.
Aug 29, 2014 - 10:10am PT
.
Damn, what a foolish Ranger....Looks like he was serving and protecting his beer.

FortMentäl,...The California Park camping fees very from $15:00 to $35:00.....I have never paid $35.00. for a campsite,..i always snag a walk-in site, which tends to be $10;00 cheaper.
State parks with hook-ups( old school hook-ups..(-; ) usually cost a tiny bit more...$40-45..and the higher campground fee areas, tend to have showers available.


Edited..http://www.parks.ca.gov/pages/737/files/current_web_camping.pdf
StahlBro

Trad climber
San Diego, CA
Aug 29, 2014 - 10:13am PT
It was in Humboldt. The suprising thing is it wasn't a bong.
Delhi Dog

climber
Good Question...
Aug 29, 2014 - 10:16am PT
"The very first thing I saw in the photo was the can of beer, now way the concerned citizen did not see it until he shook the guy."

That's because you already were clued into looking there. You expected it from the title of this thread.
Some one coming upon that scene-(you), would most likely have been concerned with the condition of the dude and noticed it after that. You'd expect maybe a can of soda or something at first glance.


edit:
"It was in Humboldt. The surprising thing is it wasn't a bong."

heh heh...yeah my thought too
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Aug 29, 2014 - 10:22am PT
Note that Ranger Keystone has been placed on "administrative leave" and will sit on his azz
doing nothing at full pay for the six months til this blows over and he gets transferred.
Heyzeus

climber
Hollywood,Ca
Aug 29, 2014 - 10:23am PT
I think Malibu Creek is $35.00.
Leo Carrillo SP and Point Magu, Sycamore, are $45.00.
And I thought I saw some of the Ventura beach CG's are $55.00.
plasticmullet

climber
Aug 29, 2014 - 10:35am PT
Wrong Delji Dude.
Jaybro

Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
Aug 29, 2014 - 10:47am PT
old school hook-ups..(-; .

Ha ha Nita :)
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Aug 29, 2014 - 02:17pm PT
Still cracking up about this dude.
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Aug 29, 2014 - 02:39pm PT
I think beach-side sites at Carlsbad are 55 a night, parking is 6 bucks a night per car, two free cars. Trailer counts as a car. Motel 6 about a mile away is cheaper
Jingy

climber
Somewhere out there
Aug 29, 2014 - 03:43pm PT
This is just too bad.
That ranger is only human.
He did take every last one of the bad steps in order to end up in this mess.
So, I feel nothing for the ranger - anyone going to take the side that tries to support that this ranger was in control and was trying his best within his personal alcohol problem to just do his job?

No, I am on the side that says he was begging for help, and now he has it along with this on his record.


The bigger question I have is: How many humans in how many occupations would it take for you to notice a pattern?

edgerson

Social climber
Newport Beach, CA
Aug 29, 2014 - 05:44pm PT
If any of us pulled a stunt like this we would be trying to figure out
how to get our car out of impound right about now.
Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Aug 29, 2014 - 07:34pm PT
If you want to drink on the job ... be a bartender.

That's how I did it. At one of the joints I worked, my boss would pour me a whiskey - or two - the minute I showed up for work.

Hopefully he got a good look at the toilets in the County Jail, because they're a hell of a lot cleaner there than anything you'll see in a State Park for thirty-five bucks a night.
Risk

Mountain climber
Olympia, WA
Aug 29, 2014 - 08:57pm PT
Look's to me he's one of us! I'm inclined to hear more of the story before any "judgement." I can say such a pose was never possible for me; in a vehicle, that is. But backcountry? I can neither confirm nor deny. . . .
Jon Beck

Trad climber
Oceanside
Aug 29, 2014 - 11:45pm PT
I have more sympathy for the Kings County deputy. Seems like firing was a bit extreme for his case.

From the Kings County article

Richtmyer is the second deputy fired by Urquhart this week. Darrion Holiwell, who has been charged with helping his wife work as a prostitute, stealing department ammunition and illegally delivering testosterone, was terminated on Tuesday.

I know testosterone will make you do same crazy sh@t, but pimping your wife out?
Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Aug 30, 2014 - 06:51am PT
Nobody tatted up like Holiwell should have ever been a cop in the first place.

No surprise he was crooked.
sandstone conglomerate

climber
sharon conglomerate central
Aug 30, 2014 - 07:02am PT
He can't buy anything better than keystone light? That dude does have a problem. He's lucky some nutter didn't reach in the window and take his sidearm.
go-B

climber
Cling to what is good!
Aug 30, 2014 - 09:57am PT
Smokey is the Bandit!








...Sorry for him though, it ain't worth it!
jstan

climber
Aug 30, 2014 - 10:22am PT
He had his seat belt on.
skcreidc

Social climber
SD, CA
Aug 30, 2014 - 02:23pm PT
Good thing he wasn't caught holding something else between his legs.
pc

climber
Aug 30, 2014 - 03:17pm PT
At least he had his seat belt on.

Safety first...

edit. jstan beat me to it ;) Back to to my Elder Flower and vodka tonic...
Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Aug 30, 2014 - 05:18pm PT
For *punishment*, he's been placed on paid leave. He earned himself a paid vacation! Just in time for Labor Day.

In a just world, he'd get this:

[Click to View YouTube Video]

No money. And a good swift kick in the pants.
Michelle

Social climber
1187 Hunterwasser
Aug 30, 2014 - 07:34pm PT
bong was in the trunk.

funny if fake.

sad if true.

dee ee

Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
Aug 30, 2014 - 08:41pm PT
WHEEEHOOOO!!!


Good times. Livin' the life.
ß Î Ø T Ç H

Boulder climber
extraordinaire
Aug 30, 2014 - 08:57pm PT
Unconscious
.. otherwise known as SLEEPING.
Big f*#king deal.
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Aug 30, 2014 - 09:15pm PT
.. otherwise known as SLEEPING.
Big f*#king deal.

Who knows whether he was up all night because his wife left him and took the kids and dog, after finding out he had been sleeping with a co-worker.

Give the guy a break.

Like working for a roofing or tree surgery company with no benefits.

Chaz

Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
Aug 30, 2014 - 09:17pm PT
He's on PAID leave. Paid to stay home. That's a hell of a good deal for anybody. How much more of a break does he deserve?
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Aug 30, 2014 - 09:26pm PT
How much more of a break does he deserve?

fa·ce·tious
fəˈsēSHəs
adjective
treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant.
synonyms: flippant, flip, glib, frivolous, tongue-in-cheek, ironic, sardonic, joking, jokey, jocular, playful, sportive, teasing, mischievous;
GDavis

Social climber
SOL CAL
Aug 30, 2014 - 09:28pm PT
Clicked on thread to check the Beer brand. Was not disappointed.
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
Aug 30, 2014 - 09:49pm PT
Would it have been as bad if he was off-duty?

Suspended sentence, drug counseling, and 60 days of picking up trash in the park in an orange jump suit.

Did he maybe plan this out?



justthemaid

climber
Jim Henson's Basement
Aug 31, 2014 - 07:47am PT
81K a year? Unbelievable.
rottingjohnny

Sport climber
mammoth lakes ca
Aug 31, 2014 - 09:47am PT
81k a year...? That explains the cheap swill...
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Aug 31, 2014 - 12:27pm PT
When I first saw the title I misread it as "Bear Between Legs",...


Might have been more interesting.
aguacaliente

climber
Aug 31, 2014 - 03:37pm PT
I don't understand what all the fuss is about, he was very conscientious about following proper safety procedures to not spill the beer even in the event of a nap. Now spilled beer, that would be a crime. Even Keystone.
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