Not the worst climbing movie, the worst movie, ever

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Gary

Social climber
From A Buick 6
Jun 15, 2015 - 10:08am PT
C'mon, guys, the first 10 seconds of that trailer is GOLD!
skcreidc

Social climber
SD, CA
Jun 15, 2015 - 11:28am PT
^^^ Actually, it was... friggen awful! But funnier than hell.
Captain...or Skully

climber
Boise, ID
Jun 15, 2015 - 01:04pm PT
"JEAN CLAUDE!!"
jstan

climber
Jun 20, 2015 - 07:56am PT
Worst movie without contest is The Room.

We thought we would order "The Room" on netflix and see what it was about.

First of all it must have been made on no budget as there appeared to be no professional acting AND there was no script worthy of the name.

BUT

the theme, how greed can make humans inept at priority calls, was on the mark. Painful watching at times but it was worthwhile. The ending needs to be changed however. Instead of an absurd suicide only a shot of the protagonist shrugging his shoulders and saying, "Hey, you win some and lose some." would be more realistic

Edit:
Actually I thought Barbarella had a great line. As the evil witch was about to push the button destroying the whole universe, Barbarella says deadpan, Do you think that wise?"

Enough to crack you up.
Bldrjac

Ice climber
Boulder
Jun 20, 2015 - 04:17pm PT
"Barbarella", with Jane Fonda. Perhaps the only movie I've ever walked out of!!! :-) I saw it when I was about 19 and was terribly insulted. Perhaps now at 55 I'd be able to grasp the campy-ness of it and appreciate it just for that!
Pam
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Topic Author's Reply - Jun 20, 2015 - 07:21pm PT
Well, I doubt any 19 yr old males walked out so "Barbarella" doesn't remotely qualify. Sorry.
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Jun 20, 2015 - 07:37pm PT
A horror movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger "Seven Years a Governor".

Moose

I thought it was the "Gropenator I & II" and a R rated drama Moose. Equally as bad as "Billeo and Monicanette"
zBrown

Ice climber
Jun 20, 2015 - 07:52pm PT
Worst you say?

My wife got up and walked out, but I think I actually sat through the original Walking Tall. I paid to get in and I'm very frugal and that's why I am so rich despite doing no investing in the stock market.

Interestingly, the only person I knew on the Forbes list (and I knew him pretty well, since I worked for him) never did either.



Gary

Social climber
From A Buick 6
Jul 7, 2015 - 11:05am PT
After having watched Inglourious Basterds last night, I'm going to nominate it for at least honorable mention. Too cutsey writing, as par for Tarantino, and it just doesn't get you to suspend belief. A real joke. It's just some adolescent violent fantasy of war.

Christoph Waltz was very good, though.
Brokedownclimber

Trad climber
Douglas, WY
Jul 7, 2015 - 12:17pm PT
Since I have seemingly rejoined in the trash talk on Super Topo, by far the worst climbing movie was "Cliffhanger," that "Stallone movie." Only redeeming feature was being filmed in the Dolomites.

Worst movie ever: Freeway, with Kiefer Sutherland; an awful adaptation of Little Red Riding Hood. Barf. Two thumbs down.
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