MisterE
Trad climber
One Place or Another
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Topic Author's Original Post - Mar 14, 2009 - 10:04pm PT
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results of personal tensile strength testing show little variation:

Other stats? Links? TR's?
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 14, 2009 - 10:05pm PT
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we really don't need to know about you and your "rubber chicken".
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Mar 14, 2009 - 10:07pm PT
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Can you make sushi with them?
ps You may mean "tensile". If you really did mean "tinsel", I don't think I'll be hanging them birds on my tree.
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Mar 14, 2009 - 10:09pm PT
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Sounds like an excuse in the making.
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climbrunride
Trad climber
Durango, CO
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Mar 14, 2009 - 10:20pm PT
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I got one of them once for winning a trail run. I ALWAYS take it climbing. Definitely adds a letter grade or two to my onsite ability.
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locker
Trad climber
Joshua Tree Ca
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Mar 14, 2009 - 10:49pm PT
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I'd "DO" the one in the MIDDLE...
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
Boulder, Colorado!
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Mar 15, 2009 - 08:37am PT
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I've had a small one in my car for the last 6 years. It keeps me safe clearly. I should get a bumper sticker that states "Rubber Chicken is my co-pilot".
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 15, 2009 - 09:07am PT
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Sorry jefe, we gotta bail. I know we're two pitches from the top and the walk off is easy. but I really need to stretched my rubber chicken.
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Mar 15, 2009 - 09:21am PT
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Hey Locker....
Behold!
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locker
Trad climber
Joshua Tree Ca
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Mar 15, 2009 - 09:27am PT
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I'm in...
"LUV"!!!...
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;-)
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 15, 2009 - 09:29am PT
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bwaaahahahahaaaa!!
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Jay Wood
Trad climber
Fairfax, CA
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Mar 15, 2009 - 03:00pm PT
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I carried this in my tool belt before. If nothing else works, hit it with the rubber chicken!
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Cosmiccragsman
Trad climber
Apple Valley, California
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Mar 15, 2009 - 05:17pm PT
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"Rubber chickens are very effective as force distribution devices."
You can DELIVER the FORCE with these,
better then having them ATTACHED to your harness!
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skipt
Mountain climber
Washington
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Mar 15, 2009 - 07:31pm PT
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Bump.
This thread is hilarious.
Locker, you are on a roll.
Thank you!!!
Skip
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Reilly
Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
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Mar 15, 2009 - 07:40pm PT
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Do I see a blow-up chimp in this thread's future?
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Mar 15, 2009 - 07:44pm PT
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Reilly
As long as it's just a chimp, we should be okay.
Otherwise, we'll have to start another string about the
social complexities of blow up . . .
I won't go any farther, I promise. . .
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Cosmiccragsman
Trad climber
Apple Valley, California
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Mar 15, 2009 - 11:46pm PT
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"I'm in WUV"
With those LIPS, it looks like Locker is going
to give NEW meaning to the phrase, "Choking the Chicken!!!
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Mar 16, 2009 - 12:07am PT
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That is one tender fvcking moment right there.
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Mar 16, 2009 - 12:25am PT
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But Locker, don't get too attached,
she gets around....
when I showed up at Nature's to go climbing this morning
this is what I found...

Needless to say, we did't climb today. Excuses.
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