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MisterE

Trad climber
One Place or Another
Topic Author's Original Post - Mar 14, 2009 - 10:04pm PT
results of personal tensile strength testing show little variation:



Other stats? Links? TR's?

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nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Mar 14, 2009 - 10:05pm PT
we really don't need to know about you and your "rubber chicken".
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Mar 14, 2009 - 10:07pm PT
Can you make sushi with them?

ps You may mean "tensile". If you really did mean "tinsel", I don't think I'll be hanging them birds on my tree.
drljefe

climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
Mar 14, 2009 - 10:09pm PT
Sounds like an excuse in the making.
climbrunride

Trad climber
Durango, CO
Mar 14, 2009 - 10:20pm PT
I got one of them once for winning a trail run. I ALWAYS take it climbing. Definitely adds a letter grade or two to my onsite ability.
locker

Trad climber
Joshua Tree Ca
Mar 14, 2009 - 10:49pm PT
I'd "DO" the one in the MIDDLE...
Mark Cushman

Trad climber
Erie, CO
Mar 15, 2009 - 08:10am PT
Rubber chickens are very effective as force distribution devices.

http://www.chickenscreamer.com



They taste great, too!

Crimpergirl

Social climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Mar 15, 2009 - 08:37am PT
I've had a small one in my car for the last 6 years. It keeps me safe clearly. I should get a bumper sticker that states "Rubber Chicken is my co-pilot".
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Mar 15, 2009 - 09:07am PT
Sorry jefe, we gotta bail. I know we're two pitches from the top and the walk off is easy. but I really need to stretched my rubber chicken.
drljefe

climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
Mar 15, 2009 - 09:21am PT
Hey Locker....















Behold!
locker

Trad climber
Joshua Tree Ca
Mar 15, 2009 - 09:27am PT
I'm in...

"LUV"!!!...

...

;-)
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Mar 15, 2009 - 09:29am PT
bwaaahahahahaaaa!!
Jay Wood

Trad climber
Fairfax, CA
Mar 15, 2009 - 03:00pm PT


I carried this in my tool belt before. If nothing else works, hit it with the rubber chicken!
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
Apple Valley, California
Mar 15, 2009 - 05:17pm PT
"Rubber chickens are very effective as force distribution devices."

You can DELIVER the FORCE with these,
better then having them ATTACHED to your harness!





skipt

Mountain climber
Washington
Mar 15, 2009 - 07:31pm PT
Bump.

This thread is hilarious.

Locker, you are on a roll.

Thank you!!!


Skip
Reilly

Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
Mar 15, 2009 - 07:40pm PT
Do I see a blow-up chimp in this thread's future?
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Mar 15, 2009 - 07:44pm PT
Reilly
As long as it's just a chimp, we should be okay.
Otherwise, we'll have to start another string about the
social complexities of blow up . . .


I won't go any farther, I promise. . .
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
Apple Valley, California
Mar 15, 2009 - 11:46pm PT
"I'm in WUV"




With those LIPS, it looks like Locker is going
to give NEW meaning to the phrase, "Choking the Chicken!!!


drljefe

climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
Mar 16, 2009 - 12:07am PT
That is one tender fvcking moment right there.
drljefe

climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
Mar 16, 2009 - 12:25am PT
But Locker, don't get too attached,
she gets around....













when I showed up at Nature's to go climbing this morning
this is what I found...















Needless to say, we did't climb today. Excuses.
Reilly

Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
Mar 16, 2009 - 08:01am PT
Only one beer? Geez, his imagination is easily fired, isn't it?
locker

Trad climber
Joshua Tree Ca
Mar 16, 2009 - 08:09am PT
...

Fuking "Chicken sh!t", cheating, LUSH!!!...

I'm DONE with her!!!...

THANKS!!! for posting this photo...



skipt

Mountain climber
Washington
Mar 16, 2009 - 09:22am PT
Locker,

I am soooo sorry about this news.

I know how hard it can be.

I once dated an inflatable sheep. (Ok twice.)

She was such a tramp.

I cried for days. But I can assure you, hang in their you will get over it.

Of course there is always a sure cure for the blues.


































Go Climbing. Have fun!!!
drljefe

climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
Mar 18, 2009 - 10:13pm PT
Locker-
Good call ditchin' that chick.
More disturbing photos have surfaced....

























Drunk dialing. photo by nature
Reilly

Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
Mar 18, 2009 - 10:21pm PT
That is so disgusting....



and





disturbing





that



somebody



on this forum





wud





drink "Light Beer"

Soooo Sad.....



Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
Apple Valley, California
Mar 19, 2009 - 01:38am PT



locker

Trad climber
Joshua Tree Ca
Mar 19, 2009 - 02:03am PT
I TOLD her IF she didn't quit drinking...































What else was I to do???











































You "WUD" have done the SAME thing...














































...
neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Mar 19, 2009 - 02:48am PT
hey there, say... has ol' chicken skinner seen this post/thread yet.... hmmmm, i fear once he tackled one of these to skin, that there justttttttttttt mite not be anything left of the ol' critters...

:)
justthemaid

climber
Los Angeles
Mar 19, 2009 - 05:48am PT
You really should go back to the sheep Locker.

She was good for you.
MisterE

Trad climber
One Place or Another
Topic Author's Reply - Mar 19, 2009 - 07:27am PT
Mmmmm...tastes like rubber chicken! ;P

One of the technicians after a hard day at the CRCTF (Climbing Rubber Chicken Testing Facility):

SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Mar 19, 2009 - 07:31am PT
Tastes like rattlesnake!
Crimpergirl

Social climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Mar 19, 2009 - 09:47am PT
These photos are the best!
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Mar 19, 2009 - 10:00am PT
my secrets are out. Never trust your climbing partner. Especially one you've done less than five pitches total with.


But I'm glad locker is done with her.

I need to get the phone disconnect.


damn hussie!
Off White

climber
Tenino, WA
Mar 19, 2009 - 02:48pm PT
Well, I just posted this pic the other day in the naked swiss hiking thread, but this seems like a more natural home for it...

locker

Trad climber
Joshua Tree Ca
Mar 19, 2009 - 02:54pm PT
I WONDERED where she was...
drljefe

climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
Apr 16, 2009 - 01:25pm PT
Just got a postcard

























Wish You Were Here


























Says she's gonna make it to the Tarbuster benefit.

















Return of the FUNNY OT crap.
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Apr 16, 2009 - 01:33pm PT
She did it again??!!??!!111
Nefarius

Big Wall climber
Fresno
Apr 16, 2009 - 02:15pm PT
Is that what you call it these days? Pull testing your chicken? I'm so behind the times.
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Apr 16, 2009 - 03:01pm PT
Nature!
YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT CHICKEN!!!!!111111
drljefe

climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
Apr 16, 2009 - 07:21pm PT
Nature -WE ARE NOT BRINGING A THIRD ON BABO!
So don't even THINK about playing the rubber chicken card.

MisterE

Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 16, 2009 - 07:32pm PT
Hey, Jefe!

I just got a rubber chicken with C4 on Ebay!
happiegrrrl

Trad climber
New York, NY
Apr 16, 2009 - 07:36pm PT


Locker's chick really gets around. She should be ashamed; that boy is just a boy!
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
Apple Valley, California
Apr 16, 2009 - 10:18pm PT



nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Apr 16, 2009 - 10:21pm PT
This gives me an idea....
MisterE

Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 16, 2009 - 10:22pm PT
get a room




















































like Locker did
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Apr 16, 2009 - 10:26pm PT
how does a guy with that much hair on his face have zero hair on his body?
























no wonder the hussie went for him.
drljefe

climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
Apr 16, 2009 - 10:28pm PT
Chickens dig manscaping I guess
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Apr 16, 2009 - 10:47pm PT
where can a guy get a rubber chicken at this time of the night?
I'm Rick James, Bitch

Social climber
El Potrero Chico
Apr 20, 2009 - 09:01am PT
Rubber chickens are the biggest bitches around. I just got done with this one hen. the bitch left me in the middle of the night. left me to choke my chicken.

The little bitch just got in from Guadalajara with a custom pair of climbing shoes. Now she's headed north. Watch out my brothers this one is trouble. Us cocks need to unite against bitch hens like this hussie.

F'in' tramp can't pull that sh#t.

Cuz I'm Rick James, Bitch!
drljefe

climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
Apr 20, 2009 - 10:49am PT
Geez, so many rubber chiken encounters recently-
Oh, must be the elusive "Spring Chicken".
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Apr 20, 2009 - 12:50pm PT
If Rick got worked over by some spring chicken I can only imagine what happened with locker. HE's not posted around here in a while. Where's locker? On honeymoon with a spring chicken?
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Apr 20, 2009 - 02:32pm PT
Not only that, Nature, it was YOUR CHICKEN!!!!!



(tastes like rattlesnake). . .




LOL!!!!!!1111111
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Apr 20, 2009 - 02:44pm PT
was is the critical word here.
pk_davidson

Trad climber
Albuquerque, NM
Apr 20, 2009 - 03:13pm PT
Dem chickens are all looking pretty choked up...
Hankster

Trad climber
Eldorado Springs, CO
Apr 20, 2009 - 04:03pm PT
The jumper in the middle is my buddy Tymkoder and that is a rubber chicken on his head.

Hankster

Trad climber
Eldorado Springs, CO
Apr 20, 2009 - 04:05pm PT
This is Tymkoder ready to huck carcass!

drljefe

climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
Apr 20, 2009 - 04:14pm PT
This rubber chicken saga just gets weirder and weirder.

I just got an anonymous letter today with this photo.
Postmarked Colorado.

She is such a ho, leaving a wake of broken hearts behind her.
Chicks!



MisterE

Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 20, 2009 - 04:55pm PT
I think this one tested positive...

Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
Apple Valley, California
Apr 20, 2009 - 05:11pm PT
This thread has given me ideas,
But, I am trying to control myself.
I made a vow to myself, to not post any
more manipulations.
Hankster

Trad climber
Eldorado Springs, CO
Apr 20, 2009 - 05:29pm PT
Sadly my personal best chicken was eaten by a feral pug. Some wounds never heal....



Caylor
Hankster

Trad climber
Eldorado Springs, CO
Apr 21, 2009 - 06:48am PT
My chicken back when it was an electrician, with the Naked Edge in the background.



Caylor
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Apr 21, 2009 - 06:56am PT
Buk, buk, bwak!!!!!!!
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Apr 23, 2009 - 08:11am PT
It's alive!


drljefe

climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
Apr 23, 2009 - 08:46am PT
"Come and knock on my door,
we've been waiting for you,
where the kisses are her's, and her's, and his
threes company too!"

Maybe mine was Chrissy and yours is Janet.
They're both yours now.

That's f'd up.
Cosmiccragsman

Trad climber
Apple Valley, California
Apr 29, 2009 - 04:45pm PT
I've been teaching the Rubber Chicken, I met at Natures Sushi Bar, (BTW, EGGsellent Sushi, Nature!) how to lead climb.
She's doing quite well, eggcept, I don't think she will be ever able to lead Trad. Heck, one friend weighs as much as she does.
All her trad equiptment would have to be miniature.
At least with sport climbing, she can always go to Wal-Mart
to get her mini-caribiners on the keychain rack, and shoelaces
for runners.



Gertrude, that's what she's calling herself now,
has one small problem.
She TALKS too much!!!
You should HEAR some of the stuff she has been telling me about
the climbers she has HUNG around with.
I'm dreading to hear what she might say about me, If she ever decides to leave.


Uh Oh, I hear some squawking from the kitchen.
I'd better go see what's up...


Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Apr 29, 2009 - 05:03pm PT
Is it possible to equalize chickens? Or make them SERENE?
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Jun 2, 2009 - 09:09am PT
Lame.
caughtinside

Social climber
Davis, CA
Jun 16, 2009 - 04:25pm PT
They know the chicken in Guatemala.



Somewhere near Lago Atitlan...
drljefe

climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
Jul 24, 2009 - 10:02am PT
I think they were good luck chickens now that i think about it.
Hopefully they brought good things to Cosmic and MisterE.
MisterE

Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 24, 2009 - 10:14am PT
We saw those crazy kids when we were out at Joshua Tree!




Chickita is afraid to come in the house because of the cats, but we throw seed out every day in the backyard.

Here she is living large in my car:



Sorry - not as spicy as Cosmic and Natures pics...
Redwreck

Social climber
Echo Parque, Los Angeles, CA
Jul 24, 2009 - 10:19am PT
Something terrible has happened...

MisterE

Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
Topic Author's Reply - Jul 24, 2009 - 10:23am PT
Pate

Trad climber
The High And Lonely
Sep 9, 2009 - 07:51pm PT


Captain...or Skully

Social climber
Boise....
Sep 10, 2009 - 05:57am PT
Holy shizz, Pate, you been out to the rubber chicken store or what?
Hilarious.
The look on HER face is pretty priceless, too.
Pate

Trad climber
The High And Lonely
Sep 10, 2009 - 08:51am PT
Skully-

Us Pate's spend a lot of time hunting rubber chickens.
MisterE

Trad climber
Canoga Bark! CA
Topic Author's Reply - Sep 13, 2009 - 12:29am PT
Nice, Pate!

Still life with rubber chicken and sawed-off:

Captain...or Skully

Social climber
Boise....
Sep 13, 2009 - 06:27am PT
Yarrrr. Art, it is.
nature

climber
back in Tuscon Aridzona....
Jul 26, 2011 - 11:45pm PT
chickenbump
WML

climber
Biggest Little City, NV
Jul 26, 2011 - 11:55pm PT
buckaawwwwk


keep that chicken love peckin'


on second thought...
karabin museum

Trad climber
phoenix, az
Aug 1, 2011 - 01:59am PT
This rubber chicken hit me in the face at the January 2003 PCA bouldering comp in Salt Lake City. Somebody brought a box of them into the comp and the chickens were flying! Donated by Doug Ayers. I am not sure what TUG stands for.

Credit: karabin museum

Rock on! Marty
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