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MisterE
Trad climber
One Place or Another
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Topic Author's Original Post - Mar 15, 2009 - 01:04am PT
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results of personal tensile strength testing show little variation:
Other stats? Links? TR's?
spell edit
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 15, 2009 - 01:05am PT
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we really don't need to know about you and your "rubber chicken".
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Mar 15, 2009 - 01:07am PT
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Can you make sushi with them?
ps You may mean "tensile". If you really did mean "tinsel", I don't think I'll be hanging them birds on my tree.
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Mar 15, 2009 - 01:09am PT
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Sounds like an excuse in the making.
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climbrunride
Trad climber
Durango, CO
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Mar 15, 2009 - 01:20am PT
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I got one of them once for winning a trail run. I ALWAYS take it climbing. Definitely adds a letter grade or two to my onsite ability.
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
Boulder, Colorado!
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Mar 15, 2009 - 11:37am PT
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I've had a small one in my car for the last 6 years. It keeps me safe clearly. I should get a bumper sticker that states "Rubber Chicken is my co-pilot".
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 15, 2009 - 12:07pm PT
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Sorry jefe, we gotta bail. I know we're two pitches from the top and the walk off is easy. but I really need to stretched my rubber chicken.
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Mar 15, 2009 - 12:21pm PT
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Hey Locker....
Behold!
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 15, 2009 - 12:29pm PT
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bwaaahahahahaaaa!!
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Jay Wood
Trad climber
Fairfax, CA
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Mar 15, 2009 - 06:00pm PT
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I carried this in my tool belt before. If nothing else works, hit it with the rubber chicken!
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Reilly
Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
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Mar 15, 2009 - 10:40pm PT
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Do I see a blow-up chimp in this thread's future?
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Mar 15, 2009 - 10:44pm PT
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Reilly
As long as it's just a chimp, we should be okay.
Otherwise, we'll have to start another string about the
social complexities of blow up . . .
I won't go any farther, I promise. . .
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Mar 16, 2009 - 03:07am PT
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That is one tender fvcking moment right there.
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Mar 16, 2009 - 03:25am PT
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But Locker, don't get too attached,
she gets around....
when I showed up at Nature's to go climbing this morning
this is what I found...
Needless to say, we did't climb today. Excuses.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
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Mar 16, 2009 - 11:01am PT
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Only one beer? Geez, his imagination is easily fired, isn't it?
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Mar 19, 2009 - 01:13am PT
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Locker-
Good call ditchin' that chick.
More disturbing photos have surfaced....
Drunk dialing. photo by nature
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Reilly
Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
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Mar 19, 2009 - 01:21am PT
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That is so disgusting....
and
disturbing
that
somebody
on this forum
wud
drink "Light Beer"
Soooo Sad.....
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neebee
Social climber
calif/texas
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Mar 19, 2009 - 05:48am PT
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hey there, say... has ol' chicken skinner seen this post/thread yet.... hmmmm, i fear once he tackled one of these to skin, that there justttttttttttt mite not be anything left of the ol' critters...
:)
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justthemaid
climber
Los Angeles
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Mar 19, 2009 - 08:48am PT
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You really should go back to the sheep Locker.
She was good for you.
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Place or Another
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 19, 2009 - 10:27am PT
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Mmmmm...tastes like rubber chicken! ;P
One of the technicians after a hard day at the CRCTF (Climbing Rubber Chicken Testing Facility):
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Mar 19, 2009 - 10:31am PT
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Tastes like rattlesnake!
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
Boulder, Colorado!
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Mar 19, 2009 - 12:47pm PT
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These photos are the best!
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 19, 2009 - 01:00pm PT
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my secrets are out. Never trust your climbing partner. Especially one you've done less than five pitches total with.
But I'm glad locker is done with her.
I need to get the phone disconnect.
damn hussie!
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Off White
climber
Tenino, WA
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Mar 19, 2009 - 05:48pm PT
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Well, I just posted this pic the other day in the naked swiss hiking thread, but this seems like a more natural home for it...
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Apr 16, 2009 - 04:25pm PT
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Just got a postcard
Wish You Were Here
Says she's gonna make it to the Tarbuster benefit.
Return of the FUNNY OT crap.
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Apr 16, 2009 - 04:33pm PT
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She did it again??!!??!!111
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Nefarius
Big Wall climber
Fresno
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Apr 16, 2009 - 05:15pm PT
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Is that what you call it these days? Pull testing your chicken? I'm so behind the times.
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Apr 16, 2009 - 06:01pm PT
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Nature!
YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT CHICKEN!!!!!111111
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Apr 16, 2009 - 10:21pm PT
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Nature -WE ARE NOT BRINGING A THIRD ON BABO!
So don't even THINK about playing the rubber chicken card.
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 16, 2009 - 10:32pm PT
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Hey, Jefe!
I just got a rubber chicken with C4 on Ebay!
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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Apr 16, 2009 - 10:36pm PT
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Locker's chick really gets around. She should be ashamed; that boy is just a boy!
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Apr 17, 2009 - 01:21am PT
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This gives me an idea....
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 17, 2009 - 01:22am PT
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get a room
like Locker did
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Apr 17, 2009 - 01:26am PT
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how does a guy with that much hair on his face have zero hair on his body?
no wonder the hussie went for him.
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Apr 17, 2009 - 01:28am PT
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Chickens dig manscaping I guess
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Apr 17, 2009 - 01:47am PT
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where can a guy get a rubber chicken at this time of the night?
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Apr 20, 2009 - 01:49pm PT
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Geez, so many rubber chiken encounters recently-
Oh, must be the elusive "Spring Chicken".
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Apr 20, 2009 - 03:50pm PT
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If Rick got worked over by some spring chicken I can only imagine what happened with locker. HE's not posted around here in a while. Where's locker? On honeymoon with a spring chicken?
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Apr 20, 2009 - 05:32pm PT
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Not only that, Nature, it was YOUR CHICKEN!!!!!
(tastes like rattlesnake). . .
LOL!!!!!!1111111
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Apr 20, 2009 - 05:44pm PT
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was is the critical word here.
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pk_davidson
Trad climber
Albuquerque, NM
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Apr 20, 2009 - 06:13pm PT
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Dem chickens are all looking pretty choked up...
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Apr 20, 2009 - 07:14pm PT
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This rubber chicken saga just gets weirder and weirder.
I just got an anonymous letter today with this photo.
Postmarked Colorado.
She is such a ho, leaving a wake of broken hearts behind her.
Chicks!
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 20, 2009 - 07:55pm PT
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I think this one tested positive...
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Apr 21, 2009 - 09:56am PT
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Buk, buk, bwak!!!!!!!
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Apr 23, 2009 - 11:11am PT
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It's alive!
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Apr 23, 2009 - 11:46am PT
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"Come and knock on my door,
we've been waiting for you,
where the kisses are her's, and her's, and his
threes company too!"
Maybe mine was Chrissy and yours is Janet.
They're both yours now.
That's f'd up.
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Apr 29, 2009 - 08:03pm PT
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Is it possible to equalize chickens? Or make them SERENE?
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Lame.
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caughtinside
Social climber
Davis, CA
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Jun 16, 2009 - 07:25pm PT
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They know the chicken in Guatemala.
Somewhere near Lago Atitlan...
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Jul 24, 2009 - 01:02pm PT
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I think they were good luck chickens now that i think about it.
Hopefully they brought good things to Cosmic and MisterE.
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 24, 2009 - 01:14pm PT
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We saw those crazy kids when we were out at Joshua Tree!
Chickita is afraid to come in the house because of the cats, but we throw seed out every day in the backyard.
Here she is living large in my car:
Sorry - not as spicy as Cosmic and Natures pics...
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Redwreck
Social climber
Echo Parque, Los Angeles, CA
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Jul 24, 2009 - 01:19pm PT
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Something terrible has happened...
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 24, 2009 - 01:23pm PT
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Captain...or Skully
Social climber
Boise....
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Sep 10, 2009 - 08:57am PT
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Holy shizz, Pate, you been out to the rubber chicken store or what?
Hilarious.
The look on HER face is pretty priceless, too.
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MisterE
Trad climber
Canoga Bark! CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 13, 2009 - 03:29am PT
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Nice, Pate!
Still life with rubber chicken and sawed-off:
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nature
climber
back in Tuscon Aridzona....
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Jul 27, 2011 - 02:45am PT
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chickenbump
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karabin museum
Trad climber
phoenix, az
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This rubber chicken hit me in the face at the January 2003 PCA bouldering comp in Salt Lake City. Somebody brought a box of them into the comp and the chickens were flying! Donated by Doug Ayers. I am not sure what TUG stands for.
Rock on! Marty
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