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MisterE
Trad climber
One Place or Another
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Topic Author's Original Post - Mar 14, 2009 - 10:04pm PT
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results of personal tensile strength testing show little variation:
Other stats? Links? TR's?
spell edit
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 14, 2009 - 10:05pm PT
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we really don't need to know about you and your "rubber chicken".
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Mar 14, 2009 - 10:07pm PT
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Can you make sushi with them?
ps You may mean "tensile". If you really did mean "tinsel", I don't think I'll be hanging them birds on my tree.
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Mar 14, 2009 - 10:09pm PT
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Sounds like an excuse in the making.
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climbrunride
Trad climber
Durango, CO
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Mar 14, 2009 - 10:20pm PT
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I got one of them once for winning a trail run. I ALWAYS take it climbing. Definitely adds a letter grade or two to my onsite ability.
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locker
Trad climber
Joshua Tree Ca
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Mar 14, 2009 - 10:49pm PT
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I'd "DO" the one in the MIDDLE...
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
Boulder, Colorado!
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Mar 15, 2009 - 08:37am PT
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I've had a small one in my car for the last 6 years. It keeps me safe clearly. I should get a bumper sticker that states "Rubber Chicken is my co-pilot".
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 15, 2009 - 09:07am PT
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Sorry jefe, we gotta bail. I know we're two pitches from the top and the walk off is easy. but I really need to stretched my rubber chicken.
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Mar 15, 2009 - 09:21am PT
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Hey Locker....
Behold!
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locker
Trad climber
Joshua Tree Ca
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Mar 15, 2009 - 09:27am PT
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I'm in...
"LUV"!!!...
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;-)
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 15, 2009 - 09:29am PT
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bwaaahahahahaaaa!!
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Jay Wood
Trad climber
Fairfax, CA
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Mar 15, 2009 - 03:00pm PT
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I carried this in my tool belt before. If nothing else works, hit it with the rubber chicken!
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Cosmiccragsman
Trad climber
Apple Valley, California
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Mar 15, 2009 - 05:17pm PT
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"Rubber chickens are very effective as force distribution devices."
You can DELIVER the FORCE with these,
better then having them ATTACHED to your harness!
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skipt
Mountain climber
Washington
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Mar 15, 2009 - 07:31pm PT
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Bump.
This thread is hilarious.
Locker, you are on a roll.
Thank you!!!
Skip
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Reilly
Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
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Mar 15, 2009 - 07:40pm PT
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Do I see a blow-up chimp in this thread's future?
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Mar 15, 2009 - 07:44pm PT
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Reilly
As long as it's just a chimp, we should be okay.
Otherwise, we'll have to start another string about the
social complexities of blow up . . .
I won't go any farther, I promise. . .
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Cosmiccragsman
Trad climber
Apple Valley, California
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Mar 15, 2009 - 11:46pm PT
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"I'm in WUV"
With those LIPS, it looks like Locker is going
to give NEW meaning to the phrase, "Choking the Chicken!!!
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Mar 16, 2009 - 12:07am PT
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That is one tender fvcking moment right there.
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Mar 16, 2009 - 12:25am PT
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But Locker, don't get too attached,
she gets around....
when I showed up at Nature's to go climbing this morning
this is what I found...
Needless to say, we did't climb today. Excuses.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
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Mar 16, 2009 - 08:01am PT
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Only one beer? Geez, his imagination is easily fired, isn't it?
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locker
Trad climber
Joshua Tree Ca
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Mar 16, 2009 - 08:09am PT
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Fuking "Chicken sh!t", cheating, LUSH!!!...
I'm DONE with her!!!...
THANKS!!! for posting this photo...
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skipt
Mountain climber
Washington
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Mar 16, 2009 - 09:22am PT
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Locker,
I am soooo sorry about this news.
I know how hard it can be.
I once dated an inflatable sheep. (Ok twice.)
She was such a tramp.
I cried for days. But I can assure you, hang in their you will get over it.
Of course there is always a sure cure for the blues.
Go Climbing. Have fun!!!
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Mar 18, 2009 - 10:13pm PT
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Locker-
Good call ditchin' that chick.
More disturbing photos have surfaced....
Drunk dialing. photo by nature
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Reilly
Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
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Mar 18, 2009 - 10:21pm PT
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That is so disgusting....
and
disturbing
that
somebody
on this forum
wud
drink "Light Beer"
Soooo Sad.....
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Cosmiccragsman
Trad climber
Apple Valley, California
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Mar 19, 2009 - 01:38am PT
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locker
Trad climber
Joshua Tree Ca
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Mar 19, 2009 - 02:03am PT
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I TOLD her IF she didn't quit drinking...
What else was I to do???
You "WUD" have done the SAME thing...
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neebee
Social climber
calif/texas
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Mar 19, 2009 - 02:48am PT
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hey there, say... has ol' chicken skinner seen this post/thread yet.... hmmmm, i fear once he tackled one of these to skin, that there justttttttttttt mite not be anything left of the ol' critters...
:)
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justthemaid
climber
Los Angeles
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Mar 19, 2009 - 05:48am PT
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You really should go back to the sheep Locker.
She was good for you.
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Place or Another
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 19, 2009 - 07:27am PT
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Mmmmm...tastes like rubber chicken! ;P
One of the technicians after a hard day at the CRCTF (Climbing Rubber Chicken Testing Facility):
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Mar 19, 2009 - 07:31am PT
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Tastes like rattlesnake!
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Crimpergirl
Social climber
Boulder, Colorado!
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Mar 19, 2009 - 09:47am PT
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These photos are the best!
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 19, 2009 - 10:00am PT
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my secrets are out. Never trust your climbing partner. Especially one you've done less than five pitches total with.
But I'm glad locker is done with her.
I need to get the phone disconnect.
damn hussie!
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Off White
climber
Tenino, WA
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Mar 19, 2009 - 02:48pm PT
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Well, I just posted this pic the other day in the naked swiss hiking thread, but this seems like a more natural home for it...
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locker
Trad climber
Joshua Tree Ca
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Mar 19, 2009 - 02:54pm PT
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I WONDERED where she was...
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Apr 16, 2009 - 01:25pm PT
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Just got a postcard
Wish You Were Here
Says she's gonna make it to the Tarbuster benefit.
Return of the FUNNY OT crap.
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Apr 16, 2009 - 01:33pm PT
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She did it again??!!??!!111
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Nefarius
Big Wall climber
Fresno
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Apr 16, 2009 - 02:15pm PT
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Is that what you call it these days? Pull testing your chicken? I'm so behind the times.
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Apr 16, 2009 - 03:01pm PT
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Nature!
YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT CHICKEN!!!!!111111
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Apr 16, 2009 - 07:21pm PT
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Nature -WE ARE NOT BRINGING A THIRD ON BABO!
So don't even THINK about playing the rubber chicken card.
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 16, 2009 - 07:32pm PT
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Hey, Jefe!
I just got a rubber chicken with C4 on Ebay!
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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Apr 16, 2009 - 07:36pm PT
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Locker's chick really gets around. She should be ashamed; that boy is just a boy!
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Cosmiccragsman
Trad climber
Apple Valley, California
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Apr 16, 2009 - 10:18pm PT
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Apr 16, 2009 - 10:21pm PT
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This gives me an idea....
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 16, 2009 - 10:22pm PT
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get a room
like Locker did
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Apr 16, 2009 - 10:26pm PT
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how does a guy with that much hair on his face have zero hair on his body?
no wonder the hussie went for him.
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Apr 16, 2009 - 10:28pm PT
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Chickens dig manscaping I guess
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Apr 16, 2009 - 10:47pm PT
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where can a guy get a rubber chicken at this time of the night?
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I'm Rick James, Bitch
Social climber
El Potrero Chico
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Apr 20, 2009 - 09:01am PT
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Rubber chickens are the biggest bitches around. I just got done with this one hen. the bitch left me in the middle of the night. left me to choke my chicken.
The little bitch just got in from Guadalajara with a custom pair of climbing shoes. Now she's headed north. Watch out my brothers this one is trouble. Us cocks need to unite against bitch hens like this hussie.
F'in' tramp can't pull that sh#t.
Cuz I'm Rick James, Bitch!
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Apr 20, 2009 - 10:49am PT
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Geez, so many rubber chiken encounters recently-
Oh, must be the elusive "Spring Chicken".
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Apr 20, 2009 - 12:50pm PT
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If Rick got worked over by some spring chicken I can only imagine what happened with locker. HE's not posted around here in a while. Where's locker? On honeymoon with a spring chicken?
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Apr 20, 2009 - 02:32pm PT
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Not only that, Nature, it was YOUR CHICKEN!!!!!
(tastes like rattlesnake). . .
LOL!!!!!!1111111
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Apr 20, 2009 - 02:44pm PT
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was is the critical word here.
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pk_davidson
Trad climber
Albuquerque, NM
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Apr 20, 2009 - 03:13pm PT
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Dem chickens are all looking pretty choked up...
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Hankster
Trad climber
Eldorado Springs, CO
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Apr 20, 2009 - 04:03pm PT
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The jumper in the middle is my buddy Tymkoder and that is a rubber chicken on his head.
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Hankster
Trad climber
Eldorado Springs, CO
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Apr 20, 2009 - 04:05pm PT
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This is Tymkoder ready to huck carcass!
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Apr 20, 2009 - 04:14pm PT
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This rubber chicken saga just gets weirder and weirder.
I just got an anonymous letter today with this photo.
Postmarked Colorado.
She is such a ho, leaving a wake of broken hearts behind her.
Chicks!
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 20, 2009 - 04:55pm PT
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I think this one tested positive...
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Cosmiccragsman
Trad climber
Apple Valley, California
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Apr 20, 2009 - 05:11pm PT
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This thread has given me ideas,
But, I am trying to control myself.
I made a vow to myself, to not post any
more manipulations.
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Hankster
Trad climber
Eldorado Springs, CO
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Apr 20, 2009 - 05:29pm PT
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Sadly my personal best chicken was eaten by a feral pug. Some wounds never heal....
Caylor
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Hankster
Trad climber
Eldorado Springs, CO
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Apr 21, 2009 - 06:48am PT
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My chicken back when it was an electrician, with the Naked Edge in the background.
Caylor
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Apr 21, 2009 - 06:56am PT
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Buk, buk, bwak!!!!!!!
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Apr 23, 2009 - 08:11am PT
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It's alive!
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Apr 23, 2009 - 08:46am PT
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"Come and knock on my door,
we've been waiting for you,
where the kisses are her's, and her's, and his
threes company too!"
Maybe mine was Chrissy and yours is Janet.
They're both yours now.
That's f'd up.
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Cosmiccragsman
Trad climber
Apple Valley, California
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Apr 29, 2009 - 04:45pm PT
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I've been teaching the Rubber Chicken, I met at Natures Sushi Bar, (BTW, EGGsellent Sushi, Nature!) how to lead climb.
She's doing quite well, eggcept, I don't think she will be ever able to lead Trad. Heck, one friend weighs as much as she does.
All her trad equiptment would have to be miniature.
At least with sport climbing, she can always go to Wal-Mart
to get her mini-caribiners on the keychain rack, and shoelaces
for runners.
Gertrude, that's what she's calling herself now,
has one small problem.
She TALKS too much!!!
You should HEAR some of the stuff she has been telling me about
the climbers she has HUNG around with.
I'm dreading to hear what she might say about me, If she ever decides to leave.
Uh Oh, I hear some squawking from the kitchen.
I'd better go see what's up...
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Mighty Hiker
Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Apr 29, 2009 - 05:03pm PT
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Is it possible to equalize chickens? Or make them SERENE?
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Lame.
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caughtinside
Social climber
Davis, CA
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Jun 16, 2009 - 04:25pm PT
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They know the chicken in Guatemala.
Somewhere near Lago Atitlan...
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Jul 24, 2009 - 10:02am PT
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I think they were good luck chickens now that i think about it.
Hopefully they brought good things to Cosmic and MisterE.
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Redwreck
Social climber
Echo Parque, Los Angeles, CA
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Jul 24, 2009 - 10:19am PT
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Something terrible has happened...
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MisterE
Trad climber
One Step Beyond!
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Topic Author's Reply - Jul 24, 2009 - 10:23am PT
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Pate
Trad climber
The High And Lonely
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Captain...or Skully
Social climber
Boise....
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Sep 10, 2009 - 05:57am PT
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Holy shizz, Pate, you been out to the rubber chicken store or what?
Hilarious.
The look on HER face is pretty priceless, too.
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Pate
Trad climber
The High And Lonely
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Sep 10, 2009 - 08:51am PT
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Skully-
Us Pate's spend a lot of time hunting rubber chickens.
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MisterE
Trad climber
Canoga Bark! CA
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 13, 2009 - 12:29am PT
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Nice, Pate!
Still life with rubber chicken and sawed-off:
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nature
climber
back in Tuscon Aridzona....
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Jul 26, 2011 - 11:45pm PT
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chickenbump
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WML
climber
Biggest Little City, NV
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Jul 26, 2011 - 11:55pm PT
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buckaawwwwk
keep that chicken love peckin'
on second thought...
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karabin museum
Trad climber
phoenix, az
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This rubber chicken hit me in the face at the January 2003 PCA bouldering comp in Salt Lake City. Somebody brought a box of them into the comp and the chickens were flying! Donated by Doug Ayers. I am not sure what TUG stands for.
Rock on! Marty
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