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MisterE

Trad climber
One Place or Another
Topic Author's Original Post - Mar 15, 2009 - 01:04am PT
results of personal tensile strength testing show little variation:


Other stats? Links? TR's?

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nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Mar 15, 2009 - 01:05am PT
we really don't need to know about you and your "rubber chicken".
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Mar 15, 2009 - 01:07am PT
Can you make sushi with them?

ps You may mean "tensile". If you really did mean "tinsel", I don't think I'll be hanging them birds on my tree.
drljefe

climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
Mar 15, 2009 - 01:09am PT
Sounds like an excuse in the making.
climbrunride

Trad climber
Durango, CO
Mar 15, 2009 - 01:20am PT
I got one of them once for winning a trail run. I ALWAYS take it climbing. Definitely adds a letter grade or two to my onsite ability.
Mark Cushman

Trad climber
Erie, CO
Mar 15, 2009 - 11:10am PT
Rubber chickens are very effective as force distribution devices.

http://www.chickenscreamer.com


They taste great, too!

Crimpergirl

Social climber
Boulder, Colorado!
Mar 15, 2009 - 11:37am PT
I've had a small one in my car for the last 6 years. It keeps me safe clearly. I should get a bumper sticker that states "Rubber Chicken is my co-pilot".
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Mar 15, 2009 - 12:07pm PT
Sorry jefe, we gotta bail. I know we're two pitches from the top and the walk off is easy. but I really need to stretched my rubber chicken.
drljefe

climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
Mar 15, 2009 - 12:21pm PT
Hey Locker....















Behold!
nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Mar 15, 2009 - 12:29pm PT
bwaaahahahahaaaa!!
Jay Wood

Trad climber
Fairfax, CA
Mar 15, 2009 - 06:00pm PT

I carried this in my tool belt before. If nothing else works, hit it with the rubber chicken!
Reilly

Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
Mar 15, 2009 - 10:40pm PT
Do I see a blow-up chimp in this thread's future?
SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Mar 15, 2009 - 10:44pm PT
Reilly
As long as it's just a chimp, we should be okay.
Otherwise, we'll have to start another string about the
social complexities of blow up . . .


I won't go any farther, I promise. . .
drljefe

climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
Mar 16, 2009 - 03:07am PT
That is one tender fvcking moment right there.
drljefe

climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
Mar 16, 2009 - 03:25am PT
But Locker, don't get too attached,
she gets around....













when I showed up at Nature's to go climbing this morning
this is what I found...














Needless to say, we did't climb today. Excuses.
Reilly

Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
Mar 16, 2009 - 11:01am PT
Only one beer? Geez, his imagination is easily fired, isn't it?
drljefe

climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
Mar 19, 2009 - 01:13am PT
Locker-
Good call ditchin' that chick.
More disturbing photos have surfaced....
























Drunk dialing. photo by nature
Reilly

Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
Mar 19, 2009 - 01:21am PT
That is so disgusting....



and





disturbing





that



somebody



on this forum





wud





drink "Light Beer"

Soooo Sad.....



neebee

Social climber
calif/texas
Mar 19, 2009 - 05:48am PT
hey there, say... has ol' chicken skinner seen this post/thread yet.... hmmmm, i fear once he tackled one of these to skin, that there justttttttttttt mite not be anything left of the ol' critters...

:)
justthemaid

climber
Los Angeles
Mar 19, 2009 - 08:48am PT
You really should go back to the sheep Locker.

She was good for you.
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