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k-man

Gym climber

SCruz

Aug 4, 2011 - 12:32am PT

I used to have a cat named Killer.

I miss me my kitty.

k-man

Gym climber

SCruz

Aug 4, 2011 - 12:33am PT

5. I like my coffee like I like my men, strong and black ;)

Well now.

I like my women like I like my coffee...

Cold and bitter.

Reilly

Mountain climber

The Other Monrovia- CA

Aug 4, 2011 - 12:41am PT

1. All man
2. Cats go into bags for bridge-chucking
3. King Crab, not that crappy Snow Crap they sell at Red Lobster
4. " he defecates and urinates where he pleases" - And it pleases me not
to do so in filthy locales with the Great Unwashed.
5. Espresso and Mocha - I guess I've 'tendencies"
6. Colors are for parading and I was going to plead the court's mercy on
the dessert front but then I totted up ice cream, flan, creme brulee,
and apple tarte; phew, close one!
7. Well, it all depends on what you're driving now, doesn't it?
Aircraft - one 'and on the 'stick' (disregard the innuendo) and one on the throttle.
Cars - again, what you drivin' and with whom? If your last name's Moss
and Great Uncle Stirling taught you in a '63 Gull-wing then you bloody
well use two or you're walking home you wanker!

mark miller

Social climber

Reno

Aug 4, 2011 - 12:49am PT

I got 2 rescue Aussies and a yellow Lab, and a rescued cat I gave to my wife. I hope that doesn't count.
People who know me will attest to beer for breakfast, lunch and dinner,( it's whats for dessert).
What about Gortex? Is that a fabric? I"m getting scared, hold me Billy, just don't tip my beer you SOB, I'm trying to drive here.........
Classic thread thanks A.

rick d

climber

ol pueblo, az

Aug 4, 2011 - 02:47am PT

my favorite man test question:

1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and violence all over the entire Earth. You decide to:

A. Present it to the President of the United States.
B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations.
C. Take it apart.

apogee

climber

Aug 4, 2011 - 03:04am PT

1. Not washboard, but my genetics make my belly admirably flat. Not even a steady diet of IPA's has changed this.

2. No cats, but cats are cool. Currently, two dogs- one named Dante- can't divulge the other- it's a secret.

3. Tits with BBQ sauce sound tasty.

4. No problem with #2 in a public restroom, but tend to 'hover'. You never know, ya know?

5. Muddy is how I like it, with 1/2 & 1/2. Oh my, I think I just failed.

6. I like blue. Or purple. Burnt Sienna is pretty nice, too.

7. My wife is very afraid to drive with me, in spite of my exceptional knee-driving skill.

Results: METROSEXUAL

drljefe

climber

El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson

Aug 4, 2011 - 10:32am PT

Perhaps you haven't met my Chihuahua

Or my fiance

TwistedCrank

climber

Ideeho-dee-do-dah-day boom-chicka-boom-chicka-boom

Aug 4, 2011 - 10:58am PT

I have a cat. He can kick your ass.

nature

climber

back in Tuscon Aridzona....

Aug 4, 2011 - 11:01am PT

I've met both your Chihuahua and your gal.

some (not me) suspected your fiance was rose.

jus' sayin'

Crimpergirl

Sport climber

Boulder, Colorado!

Aug 4, 2011 - 11:46am PT

For sure BrassNuts would take the device apart. Even before seeing the response categories, I knew this would be his approach.

Barbarian

Trad climber

The great white north, eh?

Aug 4, 2011 - 01:03pm PT

I don't have to answer no stinkin' questions - Anastasia knows I'm straight!

Brandon-

climber

The Granite State.

Aug 4, 2011 - 01:18pm PT

Caylor wrote

#3, what if your rollin' yer' balls off?

Caylor

and beat me to the punch.

couchmaster

climber

pdx

Aug 4, 2011 - 01:22pm PT

LOL!

ultimate man test question:
1. Alien beings from a highly advanced society visit the Earth, and you are the first human they encounter. As a token of intergalactic friendship, they present you with a small but incredibly sophisticated device that is capable of curing all disease, providing an infinite supply of clean energy, wiping out hunger and poverty, and permanently eliminating oppression and violence all over the entire Earth.

You decide to:
A. Present it to the President of the United States.
B. Present it to the Secretary General of the United Nations.
C. Take it apart.

apogee

climber

Aug 4, 2011 - 01:28pm PT

"I only hang with MEN and "sleep" with Women! Nobody in-between need apply."

Hey, Rox- wanna go campin'?

http://www.supertopo.com/climbers-forum/1565874/Who-wants-to-go-man-camping

Anastasia

climber

hanging from an ice pick and missing my mama.

Topic Author's Reply - Aug 5, 2011 - 01:04pm PT

Wow, I posted this up almost three years ago. How funny! Yes Barbarian, I can vouch for you manliness. :)
AFS

tolman_paul

Trad climber

Anchorage, AK

Aug 5, 2011 - 01:10pm PT

Gotta wonder what the thread bumper was searching for when he brought the the thread back ;)

jogill

climber

Colorado

Aug 5, 2011 - 04:07pm PT

In The Pursuit of Manly sports . . .

On the large medieval mural next to the entrance of the old Bartlett Gymnasium at the University of Chicago back in the late 1950s. Boosted my spirits as I passed it on the way to gymnastics!