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Mungeclimber

Trad climber
sorry, just posting out loud.
Topic Author's Original Post - Oct 10, 2008 - 03:25am PT
Ok, what's the deal?

all BD biners 20% off, and now all of a sudden I can't find them on rei.com?

am I hallucijinating?

jbar

Mountain climber
Inside my head
Oct 10, 2008 - 04:34am PT
Just looked them up. They must have your IP address and filtered you out for returning too much stuff.
Tomcat

Trad climber
Chatham N.H.
Oct 10, 2008 - 09:47am PT
It is true.The reason is that REI has been selling ten times more carabiners than they actually have.It's a scam,and works like this.First they sell Joe Sportpack ten biners,he returns nine of them,then they sell those nine,and that person returns eight,so eventually everybody just really has one biner when the music stops,and REI has all the money,which they pay to their executives,who then spend 484.4 million dollars on a spa weekend at the Ahwanee.

What size tin foil hat do you wear?
couchmaster

climber
Oct 10, 2008 - 10:22am PT
I got 10 BD wiregates no problems. I need more biners like I would need engorged hemoroids, but at $3.98 each it was too cheap to pass up.
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Oct 10, 2008 - 10:33am PT
Hey Tomcat

That was a pretty good post. For somebody who doesn't believe in that stuff, at least you've been paying attention. Go back to the other thread if you get a chance and post some documented contrary evidence against any of the facts you alluded to. I'd love to see it.

Conspiracy theory; Tin foil is low on tin

Peace

karl
Patrick Sawyer

climber
Originally California now Ireland
Oct 10, 2008 - 10:34am PT
How long is the sale lasting? I am coming over in mid-December. Sounds like a great price for a biner.
Scared Silly

Trad climber
UT
Oct 10, 2008 - 11:55am PT
Ends Monday ...
Nefarius

Big Wall climber
somewhere without avatars.........
Oct 10, 2008 - 12:02pm PT
Interesting... On all counts. I just bought enough biners to re-do my entire rack and replaced a bunch of lockers, as well. I doubt I'll be taking any of them back, contrary to your "theory"... :)
Fletcher

Trad climber
Kidland, 24x7, but sometimes Pasadena, CA
Oct 10, 2008 - 12:21pm PT
OK, now there's an underlying conspiracy to the facile fruitcake conspiracy (they are always finding new ways to delude us!).

Originally there were only 5 fruitcakes being passed around. Now 200? Very fishy.

I have an 80,000 word all manifesto I'd post on this, but I seem to have misplaced it. I think the black helicopters may have nabbed it last night.

Fletch
wildone

climber
GHOST TOWN
Oct 10, 2008 - 01:06pm PT
I eat every fruitcake I come across, so I'm doing my part to stop the madness. I figure I've eaten like, five in my life, so if I can get a little help, we might just solve this thing.
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
sorry, just posting out loud.
Topic Author's Reply - Oct 10, 2008 - 01:29pm PT
While the tin foil hat appears to be working fine, not ALL BD biners are on the REI site that they have sold before.


The "OZ" biner is conspicously missing. Want to advertise "ALL BD BINERS on sale" conveniently tell people you got no "OZ" biners in stock.


REI employees post up. Seen any OZ on your shelves?

BD employees post up. Do you know if REI carries that biner and why they aren't available currently on their flagship rei.com site?
apogee

climber
Oct 10, 2008 - 01:37pm PT
REI = Big Box corporatization. Just say 'no'.

Buy from local outdoor retailers.
Nefarius

Big Wall climber
somewhere without avatars.........
Oct 10, 2008 - 01:43pm PT
WHen I bought my stuff, I was in the back room, going through all of their biners, here in Fresno, Munge... No OZ biners on the shelves, or in stock.

edit: So there are actually people out there who *eat* fruitcake??? Youch! Wouldn't a bite of that sh#t last you like two days worth of chewing? I didn't think there were people out there who can actually stomach the stuff...
MisterE

Trad climber
My Inner Nut
Oct 10, 2008 - 03:04pm PT
Well, Stzzo, they say you are what you eat! ;-]
jesusdave

Trad climber
San Diego
Oct 10, 2008 - 04:08pm PT
REI does not re-sell used climbing gear or climbing gear taken in as a return so I'm not sure how Tomcat developed his economic theory. This may call into question the other 300+ posts he has related to economics on what used to be a climbing forum.

"It's better to say nothing and have people think you are a fool than to open your mouth and prove it"...Ancient Chinese proverb.
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Oct 10, 2008 - 04:10pm PT
Does the fruitcake hypothesis also apply to zucchini?
tomtom

Social climber
Seattle, Wa
Oct 10, 2008 - 04:11pm PT
moosejaw currently has 20% off everything, plus 10% rebate off that if you click through cashback.live

Why do people still go to REI?
tolman_paul

Trad climber
Anchorage, AK
Oct 10, 2008 - 04:16pm PT
Shipping is spendy for some of us, so getting it at REI can be cheaper.

As to fruitcakes, like politiceans, they can be good but mostly aren't. If you make one from scratch, pretty good. Put the candied fruits and raisins in rum and let them soak a good week or so, and you might be suprised.
stevep

Boulder climber
Salt Lake, UT
Oct 10, 2008 - 04:46pm PT
Fruitcakes are excellent cold weather climbing food. Lot's of calories, protein from the nuts, and if made correctly, a nice helping of booze.
Anastasia

climber
Not there
Oct 10, 2008 - 04:48pm PT
Since REI has over three million active members, maybe they just ran out of stock?
AF
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