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grover

climber
Dabville. Gnarlandia
Mar 31, 2011 - 12:43am PT

You might love thy bacon, while others speak in shakepsearian tongue to disprove thy existence of the salted one.

"And the swine, though he divide the hoof, and be clovenfooted, yet he cheweth not the cud; he is unclean to you. Of their flesh shall ye not eat, and their carcase shall ye not touch." Leviticus 11:7-8.

http://www.godhatesbacon.com/

Tiss a sad day for us swine lovers.



TKingsbury

Trad climber
MT
Mar 31, 2011 - 01:03am PT
the brand of bacon we use is a guarded secret. But its not American.

American bacon sucks.

Funny...I dig Falls Brand bacon outta ID...it can be a bit pricey though...

secret bacon brand...lol
Mungeclimber

Trad climber
sorry, just posting out loud.
Apr 17, 2011 - 02:58am PT
I think there may be a way to make bacon in a hotel room using nothing but tin foil and the clothing iron in the room.

now if you could boil an egg in the coffee pot, might have something.
Trad

Trad climber
northern CA
Apr 26, 2011 - 12:40am PT
Happy [belated] birthday, Thomas Jefferson (April 13).

“I had rather be shut up in a very modest cottage with my books, my family and a few old friends, dining on simple bacon, and letting the world roll on as it liked, than to occupy the most splendid post, which any human power can give.”

-Thomas Jefferson
nutjob

Gym climber
Berkeley, CA
Apr 26, 2011 - 03:53am PT
3 guys. 5 days. gallon ziplocks with bacon. snowshoes, epic storms. confinement. expulsions.

Rented tent, hosed down afterward, but REI still charged a stench penalty.

16 years later, I can still make the gorge rise in my throat just thinking about it. True that.
mooch

Trad climber
Old Climbers' Home (Adopted)
Apr 26, 2011 - 04:30pm PT
Do I have to say it AGAIN?!?!?


Press Munge, get bacon.....SIMPLE!


donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Apr 26, 2011 - 05:25pm PT
Gulp....I just ate two pieces of bacon- love the stuff but try like hell not to eat it.
FireIntheCity

Mountain climber
from t'Hate-haunted canyon of human despair
May 12, 2011 - 04:08pm PT
Starry Night rendered in bacon


PhotogEC

climber
In front of my computer
May 12, 2011 - 06:05pm PT
Left over bacon for my dinner salad. Oh yeah...

I call BS. How is it possible to have "left over" bacon? Never happens in my house!
corniss chopper

climber
breaking the speed of gravity
May 12, 2011 - 07:05pm PT
The 1st rule of cooking bacon is take steps to assure you get to eat the finished product.
Nibs

Trad climber
Humboldt, CA
May 12, 2011 - 07:24pm PT
hmmmm, bacon.

anybody remember bacon bars?? that was a staple in my backpack for years but have not seen them for a long time. what happened?
graniteclimber

Trad climber
The Illuminati -- S.P.E.C.T.R.E. Division
May 12, 2011 - 07:50pm PT
Attention, shoppers: Stop picking up dead "Babes" and "Wilburs" at the grocery store! Here are our top 10 reasons to keep pork off your fork and put delicious Babe-free alternatives on your shopping list instead.

1. Porking You Up
It's a fact—ham, sausage, and bacon strips will go right to your hips. Eating pork products, which are loaded with artery-clogging cholesterol and saturated fat, is a good way to increase your waistline and increase your chances of developing deadly diseases such as heart disease, diabetes, arthritis, osteoporosis, Alzheimer's, asthma, and impotence. Research has shown that vegetarians are 50 percent less likely to develop heart disease, and they have 40 percent of the cancer rate of meat-eaters. Plus, meat-eaters are nine times more likely to be obese than pure vegetarians are.



2. Pigs Have Feelings Too
Ninety-seven percent of pigs in the United States today are raised in factory farms, where they will never run across sprawling pastures, bask in the sun, breathe fresh air, or do anything else that comes naturally to them. Crowded into warehouses with nothing to do and nowhere to go, they are kept on a steady diet of drugs to keep them alive and make them grow faster, but the drugs cause many of the animals to become crippled under their own bulk.



3. Pigs and Playstations

Think that you can outplay a pig on your Playstation? You may be surprised. According to research, pigs are much smarter than dogs, and they even do better at video games than some primates. In fact, pigs are extremely clever animals who form complex social networks and have excellent memories. Eating a pig is like eating your dog! As actor Cameron Diaz put it after hearing that pigs have the mental capacities of a 3-year-old human: "[Eating bacon is] like eating my niece!



4. Pigs Prefer Mud, Not Crud
Pigs are actually very clean animals. If they are given sufficient space, pigs are careful not to soil the areas where they sleep or eat. And forget the silly saying "sweating like a pig"—pigs can't even sweat! That's why they bathe in water or mud to cool off. But in factory farms, they're forced to live in their own feces and vomit and even amid the corpses of other pigs. Conditions are so filthy that at any given time, more than one-quarter of pigs suffer from mange—think of your worst case of poison ivy, and imagine having to suffer from it for the rest of your life.



5. Farming Family Values
Factory farms are pure hell for pigs and their babies. Mother pigs spend most of their lives in tiny "gestation" crates, which are so small that the animals are unable to turn around or even lie down comfortably. They are repeatedly impregnated until they are slaughtered. Piglets, who are taken away from their distraught mothers after just a few weeks, have their tails chopped off, their teeth are clipped off with pliers, and the males are castrated—all without painkillers.



6. The Manure Is Blowing in the Wind …
A pig farm with 5,000 animals produces as much fecal waste as a city of 50,000 people. In 1995, 25 million gallons of putrid hog urine and feces spilled into a North Carolina river, immediately killing between 10 and 14 million fish. To get around water pollution limits, factory farms will frequently take the tons of urine and feces that are stored in cesspools and turn them into liquid waste that they spray into the air. This manure-filled mist is carried away by the wind and inhaled by the people who live nearby.



7. Bacteria-Laden Bacon and Harmful Ham
Extremely crowded conditions, poor ventilation, and filth in factory farms cause such rampant disease in pigs that 70 percent of them have pneumonia by the time they're sent to the slaughterhouse. In order to keep pigs alive in conditions that would otherwise kill them and to promote unnaturally fast growth, the industry keeps pigs on a steady diet of the antibiotics that we depend on to treat human illnesses. This overuse of antibiotics has led to the development of "superbacteria," or antibiotic-resistant bacterial strains. The ham, bacon, and sausage that you're eating may make the drugs that your doctor prescribes the next time you get sick completely ineffective.



8. Hell on Wheels
More than 170,000 pigs die in transport each year, and more than 420,000 are crippled by the time they arrive at the slaughterhouse. Transport trucks, which carry pigs hundreds of miles through all weather extremes with no food or water, regularly flip over, throwing injured and dying animals onto the road. These terrified and injured animals are rarely offered veterinary care, and most languish in pain for hours; some even bleed to death on the side of the road. After an accident in April 2005, Smithfield spokesperson Jerry Hostetter told one reporter, "I hate to admit it, but it happens all the time."



9. Killing Them Without Kindness
A typical slaughterhouse kills up to 1,100 pigs every hour, which makes it impossible for them to be given humane, painless deaths. The U.S. Department of Agriculture documented 14 humane slaughter violations at one processing plant, where inspectors found hogs who "were walking and squealing after being stunned [with a stun gun] as many as four times." Because of improper stunning methods and extremely fast line speeds, many pigs are still alive when they are dumped into scalding-hot hair-removal tanks—they literally drown in scalding-hot water.



10. Ditch the Bacon and Get Fakin'
Save pigs from hell and yourself from bad health by feasting on faux pork products instead. Stuff a sandwich full of Yves brand veggie ham slices, or throw some Lightlife Smart Bacon into a sizzling skillet—the freezer and "health food" sections of your local grocery or health food stores are packed full of these and other tasty substitutes.

graniteclimber

Trad climber
The Illuminati -- S.P.E.C.T.R.E. Division
May 12, 2011 - 07:56pm PT
You are what you eat.






The love affair starts like this:



























But it ends like this:
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
SoCal
Aug 3, 2011 - 10:00pm PT
Bacon Related Video: (classic)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw
Morgan

Trad climber
East Coast
Aug 5, 2011 - 09:18am PT
This stuff is pretty good to munch at a belay ledge:

http://www.stupid.com/fun/GMYB.html
guido

Trad climber
Santa Cruz/New Zealand/South Pacific
Aug 5, 2011 - 10:18am PT
Ho hum, yada yada yada-I think it is time for a good cup of Joe, brush my teeth and get to work.
mooch

Trad climber
Old Climbers' Home (Adopted)
Aug 5, 2011 - 03:14pm PT
Word has it that Half Dome makes a mean BLT. Just sayin'.
TGT

Social climber
So Cal
Aug 5, 2011 - 05:46pm PT
Made the best BLT last night.

A big really ripe Beefsteak Tomato straight from the Obamagarden.

Toasted Potato Bread

Gud thick cut Maple Bacon cooked on a rack in the oven @ 425 for half an hour.


The second crop of Green Beans is starting to produce. not to long till we have those steamed with.

BACON!
S.Leeper

Sport climber
Pflugerville, Texas
Aug 5, 2011 - 06:33pm PT
Attention, shoppers: Stop picking up dead "Babes" and "Wilburs" at the grocery store! Here are our top 10 reasons to keep pork off your fork and put delicious Babe-free alternatives on your shopping list instead.

1. Porking You Up
...

10. Ditch the Bacon and Get Fakin'
Save pigs from hell and yourself from bad health by feasting on faux pork products instead. Stuff a sandwich full of Yves brand veggie ham slices, or throw some Lightlife Smart Bacon into a sizzling skillet—the freezer and "health food" sections of your local grocery or health food stores are packed full of these and other tasty substitutes.


All great reasons to avoid pork, and meat in general!

tfpu
scuffy b

climber
dissected alluvial deposits, late Pleistocene
Aug 5, 2011 - 07:35pm PT
Hey!
Spider's youtube link is FUNNY!!
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