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Topic Author's Original Post - Sep 23, 2008 - 02:21pm PT
God, it's great to be a meat eater!

Sep 23, 2008 - 02:24pm PT
Me too.
Beatrix Kiddo

Mountain climber
Sep 23, 2008 - 02:26pm PT
I much prefer sausage.

Sep 23, 2008 - 02:29pm PT
My wife, 3 1/2 year old daughter and I were driving to a friend's daughters birthday a few weekends back. Out of the blue my daughter says from the back seat - "I love bacon". We cracked up. We'd had bacon with breakfast the day before-30 hours earlier. After we told her that they would probably have cake, but not bacon at a 4 year old birthday party my daughter actually said, and I quote "I like bacon more than cake!"


Social climber
Los Angeles, CA
Sep 23, 2008 - 04:13pm PT
Lisa: No I can't! I can't eat any of them!
Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute. Lisa honey, are you saying you're *never* going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad! Those all come from the same animal!
Homer: [Chuckles] Yeah, right Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
Dr. Rock

Ice climber
Sep 23, 2008 - 04:15pm PT
How come everything good in life is bad.

That would be more of a statement of fact, rather than a rhetorical question.

Just ask RicK James.

Sep 23, 2008 - 04:20pm PT
Pig is man's best friend.

Trad climber
Denver, Colorado
Sep 23, 2008 - 04:25pm PT
My parents told me that "bacon" was the first word I ever spoke. Makes sense since I'm now on Zocor and high bp medicine. I limit myself to saturday mornings at the local cafe, boy do I look forward to that! Bacon, wheat toast, and country fried potatoes smothered in pork green chile.

Social climber
Sep 23, 2008 - 04:35pm PT
Bacon is a vegetable. At least according to this t-shirt:

Ice climber
canyon country,CA
Sep 23, 2008 - 04:40pm PT
The human body requires 3.7 strips of bacon per week to lubricate the joints and keep things runnig smoothly.
Bacon = a well oiled machine !!

Trad climber
Boulder Colorado
Sep 23, 2008 - 04:45pm PT

Lound eye must tly deeflyed Pigeon head,
with beak!
Dr. Rock

Ice climber
Sep 23, 2008 - 04:46pm PT
Hash Browns and Bacon Strips
I love the way you lick your lips
No foolin, I can see you droolin
C'mon and bite my bone...

C'mon Baby, eat the rich!
Bite down on the sonofabitch!

Dr. Rock

Ice climber
Sep 23, 2008 - 04:53pm PT
Oh, and Ladies?
I like em Sunny Side Up!


Trad climber
Boulder, CO
Sep 23, 2008 - 04:58pm PT
Anyone get some of those Bacon/Chocolate Chip cookies at the New River this spring?

Auburn, ca
Sep 23, 2008 - 05:02pm PT
Best invention ever:


Trad climber
Top of the Mountain Mun
Sep 23, 2008 - 05:17pm PT
I love a great steak, skewered with a willow branch and cooked over a camp fire. Seared on the outside and rare in the middle with a baked potatoe and a garden salad. This is accompanied with a peppery Red Zinfandel or Pinot of a fine vintage. Now we’re talking some good eating.
Bill Mc Kirgan

Trad climber
Cedar Rapids, Iowa
Sep 23, 2008 - 05:37pm PT
bacon is great especially when it's cooked to a soft melt in yer mouth crisp!

bacon wrapped around dates is mighty fine too...


ummmmmmm b a c o n


Trad climber
Anchorage, AK
Sep 23, 2008 - 05:51pm PT
Wrap scallops with bacon, put on a bamboo skewer, make up a ginger bbq sauce and grill.

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East Van
Sep 23, 2008 - 05:59pm PT
I thought this was going to be about ilovebacon.com

Sep 23, 2008 - 06:04pm PT
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