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Spider Savage

Mountain climber
Aug 5, 2011 - 08:03pm PT
FACT: PEOPLE WHO EAT FAKE MEAT .... NEED ... something!!!

This includes fake bacon made with bird meat, or vegetable matter.

Fake meat is like that plastic blow up doll thing Locker always posts.

The swine is divine.

When I pass from this body I plan to have it ground up and fed to swine so I can give back to the divine creatures.

Social climber
So Cal
Aug 5, 2011 - 08:49pm PT
One of the best things about bacon is that perfume it leaves in the house for a couple of days.

Want to torture a vegan?

Cook some bacon up wind!
Bill Mc Kirgan

Trad climber
Cedar Rapids, Iowa
Aug 22, 2011 - 04:52pm PT
Fire breathing bacon fry

I don't know what the iron is for
but I think the stethescope was to check vital signs
Captain...or Skully

or some such
Aug 22, 2011 - 04:57pm PT
That looks a bit like Ranger Gord. Maybe his brother?
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Nov 5, 2011 - 09:44pm PT
Wes, Bacon might have been too lean. You'll still get a good seasoning out of it.

I suggest put a little water in there and bring it to a boil, let it soak a little then carefully scrape with a metal spatula.

You may need to eat bacon several mornings in a row to get the seasoning just right.

Social climber
Hercules, CA
Nov 17, 2011 - 01:58pm PT
OK, what started out as a 4/1 prank has apparently come to fruition:


Yep, bacon flavored lube.

What'll they think of next. . .

Trad climber
Anchorage, AK
Nov 17, 2011 - 02:07pm PT
Wes, I cook bacon in cast iron skillets. My guess is you started out with the heat too high. You have to start out at medium heat, let the fat render, and then it'll start frying in it's rendered fat. Once you've cooked a few pieces and have a layer of liquid grease on the bottom, cooking additional pieces is much easier.
Chris McNamara

SuperTopo staff member
Nov 17, 2011 - 02:24pm PT
When Petch and I put up It's Better With Bacon on the Hogsback at Lover's Leap, I was not quite sure I liked the name (Petch came up with it). But that was when i mostly just ate Butterfingers. Since then I have come to respect the powerful good taste-yness of bacon. Thank you Petch for letting me be associated with such a good route name, you had wisdom I did not recognize at the time.

Social climber
Land of Goats and Tacos
Nov 17, 2011 - 02:28pm PT
Ah yeah...


Trad climber
Old Climbers' Home (Adopted)
Nov 18, 2011 - 05:18pm PT

Trad climber
Placerville, California
Nov 18, 2011 - 06:07pm PT
bacon is more amazing than grace.
stay outta the southbound lane though,
cause im drinking whiskey.

winter is on and im gone south
to pick thru briar patches.

i'll come home, when home comes to me.

Trad climber
Nov 18, 2011 - 06:27pm PT
hogjaw. it's what we used to call thick back bacon.

great name for a band.

and it's the desert, so almost on topic:


Bill Mc Kirgan

Trad climber
Cedar Rapids, Iowa
Dec 18, 2011 - 01:18am PT
nothing says it better than roses....


Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Jun 4, 2012 - 12:44am PT
A relevant subject thread that just needed bumping.


Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Jun 4, 2012 - 01:05am PT
Mexican Bacon on the hoof...her mate made a good show of making
me think he was gonna run me over. I was bracing for the impact
when he made his cut and faked me into the popcorn machine.
Credit: Reilly
Captain...or Skully

Jun 4, 2012 - 01:06am PT
Aye...Everything's better with bacon.
Captain...or Skully

Jun 4, 2012 - 01:07am PT
Ranger Gord, Look Out !!!.

Trad climber
AKA Dwain, from Apple Valley, Ca. and Vegas!
Jun 4, 2012 - 01:10am PT
Stone that almost looks good enough to eat!


Trad climber
The state of confusion
Jun 4, 2012 - 10:40pm PT

mmmmm dead pig.

Trad climber
Lowell, MA
Jun 4, 2012 - 10:57pm PT
Dude -- that's wood...
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