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locker

Social climber
FukUville
Feb 16, 2013 - 10:43am PT


If they don't already have them...

Someone should make up some, "I'm a DIRTBAG CLIMBER" stickers so PHONIES can stick them on their BMW's and wait to get ripped off at Santanas in JTree...

Norwegian

Trad climber
the tip of god's middle finger
Mar 3, 2013 - 09:55pm PT
i show up to a meeting
with a new client.
im tidied the best i can.

got my computer bag,
calculator,
shoes tied (bowlines)
socks match,
underwear clean,

pencil is sharp,
ink pen moist.

we sit down in leather cap'n
chairs at the fancy
wood table.

my phone vibrates in my pocket.
so i pull the thing out to answer.

it only works on speaker setting
because my wife ran over it a few months
back. the guts on the flip lid
sprang all the hell over the place
so i duc-taped it back together.

the display don't work,
the thing is fixed on vibration mode,

so i take the call on speaker,
and it's one of my other clients
(competitor of my potential client)
and we begin to chat about a project.

i have to step out of the conference room,
and when i come back in,

the mood is light, laughter and glee seem
to thrive, and i win the contract.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Mar 3, 2013 - 10:34pm PT
...went for a hike last week but didn't drink the 1.5 liter of Gatorade, left it un-refrigerated in the pack all week, and took it along today but didn't tell the wife. After drinking a liter of it today I noticed some strange fibrous masses seemingly swimming around in it. She was not amused. The next 20 hours will tell.
Snowmassguy

Trad climber
Calirado
Mar 3, 2013 - 10:38pm PT
^^^Kombucha-aid
jabbas

Trad climber
phx AZ
Mar 3, 2013 - 10:39pm PT
Man , you guys are tough. The most dirt bag of us all would lay on the dirt around the dying fire at a campground fire at JT and hope for a strip of thinsulite for a pillow or hope for a bag of garbage as a comfy pillow.
Norwegian

Trad climber
the tip of god's middle finger
Mar 3, 2013 - 10:44pm PT
reily my wife
took a pull from my piss bottle,
cause i left it in the cup holder
of our vehicle.

she was not amused.
part-time communist

Mountain climber
Mar 3, 2013 - 10:47pm PT
I slept in here later that night during a massive wind/sand storm in t...
I slept in here later that night during a massive wind/sand storm in the desert.
Credit: part-time communist
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Mar 3, 2013 - 10:47pm PT
Weege! HaHaHaHa!, Man, mine woulda made me run alongside the car.
"But, Honey, it is sterile!"
Norwegian

Trad climber
the tip of god's middle finger
May 23, 2013 - 12:00pm PT
you break out all the windows
of your abode
and put bars on the door.

that way the fools seeking material gain
easily realize their knightmare,

while i, the king
am deterred from entering:
my dungeon disguised as castle,
and so unencumbered,
i conquer undiscovered worlds.

JOEY.F

Gym climber
It's not rocket surgery
May 25, 2013 - 10:57pm PT
you actually find this position relaxing on the commute bus


Credit: JOEY.F
Sierra Ledge Rat

Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
May 26, 2013 - 08:21am PT
^^^
part time pinko

you are the dirt bag king
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