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MisterE

Gym climber
Being In Sierra Happy Of Place
Sep 3, 2015 - 05:31pm PT
you get out of sharing gas by saying:

"I don't have cash, but I will lead all the hard pitches!"

And everyone agrees...
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Sep 3, 2015 - 06:14pm PT
Good one MisterE!
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Sep 3, 2015 - 06:39pm PT
I don't approve
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Sep 28, 2015 - 06:41pm PT
i wear deodorant so
infrequently that
when i do don man-scent
my wife thinks
that i've been
cheating on her
with a dude.
thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Sep 28, 2015 - 06:45pm PT
you washed your ass in a river yesterday. And today.

by choice. shamelessly
Spider Savage

Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
Sep 28, 2015 - 07:58pm PT
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Sep 28, 2015 - 08:06pm PT
:)

It's not completely logical, but I actually feel more dirtbaggish when I
have that same setup on the asphalt between cars in a parking lot
(e.g. to avoid wind). The dirt at least feels like you are backpacking,
but the parking lot just makes you feel homeless.
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Sep 28, 2015 - 08:26pm PT
It is -40...You live in a chevy suburban that does not run..and your transportation car has expired tags no insurance, no reverse and no brakes. You are still in the mountains several days a week
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Sep 28, 2015 - 08:45pm PT
So the four of us, all packed into a Chevy Vega wagon, rolled outta Seattle
and headed for Bearflanks, at the end of January for a stroll up Mt Hayes.
We rolled into Bearflanks at about 0300 and went to some all night diner.
We were too cheap to get a room so the other three went in to suck bad joe.
I said, "Screw that, I'm gonna get some quality Z's" so I rolled out my
Holubar and Ensolite next to the car and was stackin' 'em within minutes.
Hey, it was only -30F. Next thing I know it's light and I hear some guy say,

"You can see his breath - he's still alive!" Then a TV camera got shoved in my mug.

"Of course I'm alive you f*#king idiots!"
anita514

Gym climber
Great White North
Sep 28, 2015 - 08:59pm PT
When you use a deodorant stick at the grocery store then put it back on the shelf
tom-2

Mountain climber
Portland, OR
Sep 28, 2015 - 11:16pm PT
....you've never heard of suptertopo.com.
:)
hooblie

climber
from out where the anecdotes roam
Sep 29, 2015 - 03:08am PT
... you're failure to reside is deemed punishable by application rejection
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Sep 29, 2015 - 05:57am PT
reality is a two-week vacation
that you take once a year,
leaving behind the dream,
entrusting your hommies
to maintain the wayward
mission while you're away.
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