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tradman

Trad climber
australia
Topic Author's Original Post - Jun 4, 2004 - 05:12am PT
Excuse the weird question but here goes.....

I`m on a hanging belay, pitch 12 of big wall X and due to my high fiber diet my body clock is telling me it is time to answer the call of nature...........ie time to take a dump

So how is this done??? What equipment is best (ie PVC tube to cart it out etc...) How do I stay cliped in, what is the best method to avoid any unfortunate and messy accidents??

All hints and tips appreciated
can't say

Social climber
Pasadena CA
Jun 4, 2004 - 09:45am PT
First off a little creative thinking on your part should be able to resolve the majority of your questions, but one thing I found to be very convienent at times like that is to have a harness rig that has detachable legs loops, that way when you just have to go, you tie off to the swami by itself, drop trou and let it fly, so to speak.

When I was on Mescalito my partner had that exact issue, except he was on the lead. Turns out we had a bit too much coffee in the morning, compounded with him trying to be a bigwall hardman by not drinking very much water since we had left the ground. Consequently he became seriously dehydrated and one of the symptoms of that is getting the runs. I sent him up a quart and a half of water, and told him to drink it all. This was of course was after he took a dump in the middle of the rivet ladder pitches. Within 20 minutes he was good to to.

Lambone

Ice climber
Ashland, Or
Jun 4, 2004 - 11:24am PT
Well, the "let it fly" approach no longer flies, that is for sure. If you going up overnight, plan to bring something to carry your crap down in. If you are just going up a long Grade IV in a day, don't sh#t on the wall, very bad form. Force yourself to take care of buisness before you start and wait until you are finished.

For Bigwalls, where the wall sh#t is inevitable, first of all, don't try to hold it, get a regular cycle started going from the first day.

For disposal, I have been very happy with the Metolius "Waste Case." It is kind of expensive (a total rip off for what it is), but it works real nice. For years I wen't through the ritual of building a PVC "pipe bomb" before a wall, which was allways kinda fun, but sometimes a pain in the ass at the last minute, and they ended up costing me about $30 a pop.

A nich ledge (or portaledge) and releasable leg loops make the whole process much easier.

Bring some baby wipes, on your climb for comfort, and to sterilize your hands afterwards.
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Jun 4, 2004 - 12:27pm PT
A cheap rafting dry bag can work well too. Do a web search for big wall burrito. Brutus of Wyde has a good system.

Peace

Karl
can't say

Social climber
Pasadena CA
Jun 4, 2004 - 01:55pm PT
Lambone, I was only using the phrase "let if fly" to avoid a lengthy disertation on big wall toilet etiqutte. I know all to well can happen when an unthinking party does that. I was at the base of the Zodiac when someone in a party in the middle of the cirlce, let it go. we were at the base and the shite started falling all over the place. Luckily no one got hit, but man, that was just to scary..lol
Demented

climber
Jun 4, 2004 - 02:12pm PT
..it's called a butt plug

keeps everything inside nice and tidy until you are able to cut loose in a hygienically-approved manner

Russ Walling

Social climber
Bishop is DEAD, long live JT
Jun 4, 2004 - 02:18pm PT
For anything 4 days or less I just duct tape my pantlegs shut at the bottom. No worries.
Lambone

Ice climber
Ashland, Or
Jun 4, 2004 - 02:36pm PT
that's pretty damn funny right there...
Ben Wah

Social climber
Jun 4, 2004 - 04:32pm PT
Bernie, the big Mexican at the mountain shop, sells ready-made bomber poop tubes for $25
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Oakville, Ontario, Canada, eh?
Jun 4, 2004 - 09:11pm PT
Bernie is known as "Mr. Friendly" among the climbers for his professional demeanour, pleasant customer-oriented service, and his smiling and friendly disposition.
Melissa

Big Wall climber
oakland, ca
Jun 4, 2004 - 09:21pm PT
I agree with you on that, Pete. He's one of the kindest people that I know, and the man makes a quality poop tube.
TioTony

Big Wall climber
Yorba Linda, CA
Jun 4, 2004 - 11:08pm PT
Came across this site a few years ago: http://www.shitbag.com. Hilarious and educational.
Ed Hartouni

Trad climber
Livermore, CA
Jun 5, 2004 - 02:14pm PT
After one of our trips to Mt. Whitney I tracked down the company that manufactured the bags the Park Service was handing out in the then voluntary carry-it-out regime... Intelligent Products Incorporated... "Nature Calls"...

The URL: http://www.pickupmitts.com/rvnewnature.htm

While it probably doesn't quite standup like a poop-tube, it is a way to get the poop contained and the storage bags are more robust then a standard plastic bag. And international orange to boot... I bought a bunch of these to use on my Sierra trips so that I could feel less then guilty about crapping in the "wilderness". Also used in various other pseudo-remote areas...

David Nelson

climber
San Francisco
Jun 5, 2004 - 04:00pm PT
I think that people are being too juvenile and dancing around the topic. Taking a dump on a climb is a reasonable and necessary task & it merits being done right, so the "potty age" jokes (while terribly funny) and avoiding talking straight are just a sign of our inhibitions. Just talk straight. Sh#t happens, and if it doesn't, the constipation is nature's payback for failing to follow the directions.

I have been taught one way by Ken Yager, would like to hear others. A plastic bag with handles, the kind you get at the grocery store, works great. First, never untie (I presume you know that, but it needs to be said in case a newbie is reading this) and both you and your partner need to be in a safe place/position. Second, standing on a ledge makes it easier, a portaledge is OK (don't miss), hanging belay stance is a drag. Pee first, so you don't have to try to poop but not pee at the same time. (I know, screamingly funny to read, not funny to experience.) Get out your plastic bag and get everything ready: butt wipes and baby wipes, and a place to set the bag until you can put it in the poop tube (again, obvious, but it is unethical and illegal to throw it off the wall). Be sure the wind cannot blow the vital supplies out of reach (ask me how I know). Lower the detachable leg loops (now is not the time to be sure that you bought the right belt or to practice), drop trou, grab the plastic bag handles, and aim. (Sounds easy, but I have to admit I missed once. Now you would think a guy could hit a bag with his butt at a distance of 2 inches, but ...) Wipe thoroughly so you don't itch until the after-climb shower, being very careful not to get sh#t on your hands (many expeditions have been ruined by illness caused by bad potty hygiene), then clean your hands well with the baby wipes. Someone posted that you should "sterilize" your hands with the baby wipes, but you cannot actually decontaminate your hands with the baby wipes. If you contaminate your hands with fecal organisms (sh#t bacteria, for you non-medical types. I am a hand surgeon. I don't claim to know it all, but I think my credential is revelant here, so I mention it only in passing), your hands are going to be contaminated for the rest of the climb, the best you can do is decrease the bacterial contamination with careful wiping with the baby wipes. Stow all the trash in the bag, place in poop tube. Breathe a sigh of relief.

The only limitation to this technique is that the poop tube has plastic bags in it, one being biodegradable and suitable to the toilet, the other being non-biodegradable and not suitable for the septic system.
Wheatus

Social climber
CA
Jun 6, 2004 - 04:29pm PT
This last May we tried Karl Baba's suggestion of using a dry bag instead of a PVC tube. The dry bag worked great for my partner. The dry bag did not leak or emit any noxious fumes. The system is considerably lighter and less bucky than the PVC bomb. The double plastic grocery bags with handles help make a large target.

I don't find relieving myself on a wall much of a problem. I am usually too dehydrated and/or scared to eliminate my bowels. I am sure if the climb was longer than 4 days (longest I have been on a wall)a deposit in the dry bag would be required. I usually drink a large coffee the morning we start on the wall and empty my bowels before hiking to the base. I do notice that my vision gets a little foggy after three days without relieving my bowels, though. Next time I might try a stool softener to make me more regular.
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Jun 6, 2004 - 06:12pm PT
This subject is probably more important than folks realize. Having taken quite a few folks up their first wall, I can say that the single greatest factor predicting whether somebody is going to be able to hang in there for the distance, is whether they are able to crap or not. If you can crap, you can climb.

One good tip for making sure your dung dangles and in one move too is to eat psyllium husk capsules with dinner. It's the same stuff as in Metamucil. It's gentle but paves the way for a timely load in the morning before the tourists get out their telescopes.

One good tip to help with itchy butt syndrome is to fill a film canister with bag balm. Use it on your hands last thing at night to keep them from splitting and use it on yur but ole on the last wipe. It's worth the weight.

As for attempts at disinfecting your hands and such. I carry baby wipes but also use that waterless antibacterial goop on them at the same time. Getting your hands clean can prevent you from getting sick and I think keeping the aluminum from soaking into your hands for days on end can reduce the incidence of swelling, although David probably knows better.

sierra trading post online is a good source for dry bags

Happy Crappy

Karl
shaktidas

Big Wall climber
Yosemite
Jun 7, 2004 - 01:03pm PT
The river bag works good if you don't try to sling it up(harder to do than you imagine and heavy with duct tape). If you're going that route double bag your goods and put the river bag right in the haulbag.
I love the Metolius Waste Caste. The size is just right for toilet stuff and all your (pounded flat) cans and there's not worries abouit leakage.
PVC toobs tend to collect on the summit of big cliffs, and are therefore discouraged by folks who like to visit these areas.
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Oakville, Ontario, Canada, eh?
Jun 8, 2004 - 01:01am PT
I believe the Better Way to be the Wall Flower Method. This is not BWT - it is Big Wall Fact.


I have used this method for over a hundred-fifty days on the big wall, and it works fine. It is not, however, a panacea. It has its drawbacks - rain, wind, and slabs. However properly done, the Wall Flower method will allow you to not have to carry your crap down off the summit.

Start with paper grocery bags. This may seem counter-intuitive, but let me assure you that even the runniest big wall dump will not penetrate a paper grocery bag - honest!

Tear the bag along the four corners about halfway down to the first horizontal fold, and fold the torn edges over the outside. Take a decent-sized handfull of kitty litter, and throw it in the bottom of the bag.

Fill the bag. This is virtually impossible in aiders. It is easiest on a rock ledge. With practice on your portaledge, it is not too bad. Orient the bag longitudinally, not the other way [whatever the hell ya call that way....]

Dr. Piton recommends you pee first! Do not pee against the rock! Pee out into space where it will evaporate! If this is impossible, pee into a wide-necked bottle, and either dispose of it properly later on the summit poured into sand, or else poured later [slowly] into air where it will evaporate. Beware of updraughts - the only thing worse than raining on someone else's parade is raining on your own. Women will need to supplement their system with a "little Johnson funnel". If you do not know what this is, please write.

Big wall aficionados who are unable to separately control their #1 from their #2 may wish to hold a wide-necked bottle under their #1 bit to catch dribbles whilst filling the bag with #2.

Once full, take your Wall Flower bag, shake it up to coat its contents with kitty litter, and wrap it upon itself. Next, take your dedicated Wall Flower Line - thirty or forty feet of 3/16" cord - and tie a slipknot in the bottom end of it. Wrap the slipknot round your bag, cinch it tightly, and lower it down. The Wall Flower hangs well beneath you, where you don't have to worry about the smell.

And each day, your Wall Flower sprouts yet another beautiful and fragrant petal. The bags dry out in the sun as you climb.

When you reach the summit, you may legally burn your Wall Flowers in an existing fire pit.



This is like, me, soloing Shortest Straw, eh? That's like my Wall Flower hanging beneath my ledge. Click the photo as it's a link.


Caveats:

Wind: Not a problem, actually. The trick is to use a decent sized handfull of kitty litter, and wrap your bag tightly. If the bag is properly and densely rolled, it will not fly around in the wind too much.

Slabs: Slabs wear holes in your Wall Flower. This was only a problem for me really on the opening pitches of Jolly Roger on the somewhat slabby South-West Face of El Cap. Generally, this is not a problem. Usually all it means is that because the bag is a bit abraded, you may wish to simply cut the wall flower line, and chuck it in the fire. It might be too contaminated to undo the slipknot on the bag.

Rain: The biggest problem. Soggy wall flower bags are no fun. Don't climb in the rain.

Apart from that, I believe the Wall Flower Method to be the Better Way to manage big wall waste.



I am Dr. Piton,

and I emphatically do not carry sh|t down from the summmit. Never.



Tom Kasper cleans the crux pitch of Scorched Earth, while our Wall Flower dangles far out in space above him. Click the photo, as it's a link to our Scorched Earth Slide Show. This is a good shot of our [url="http://www.rockclimbing.com/forums/viewtopic.php?topic=12041&forum=19&8"]Catch Lines[/url] - from left to right, food bucket, [url="http://www.rockclimbing.com/forums/viewtopic.php?topic=17118&forum=19&32"]the amazing Flying Blue Whale,[/url] Fish Grade V sub-bag, Fish portaledge fly bag [empty cuz ledge is flagged], Fish 5-Season Fly bag, Rob-O-Bag, and Wall Flower.
Karl Baba

Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
Jun 8, 2004 - 09:21am PT
I appreciate the Pete is part of experimenting with a lot of new ideas for wall climbing. I really like the munter haul bag release system, but the wall flower idea is a load of crap.

It's limited to routes that are steep from bottom to top, assumes that it never rains, and requires a dang fire on top of every wall. If everybody used this system, it would be an envronmental blight! The rock would get crappy and the fires could create problems.

I think you should keep this wall flower system as your dirty little secret Pete and not advertise a system with such negative consequences to the larger climbing world where it is generally not appicable and could easily create access problems, health problems, and stink problems.

Suck it up, carry the crap down

PEace

karl
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Oakville, Ontario, Canada, eh?
Jun 8, 2004 - 11:45am PT
Karl,

Your observations are valid. I have no desire to get into a pissing contest, and maybe I really should shut up about what works for me, however I will offer you a couple comments.

On steep walls like the South-East Face of El Cap, the Wall Flower method works really well. I have tested it over nearly two hundred days [which really *is* a load of crap!] and it works just fine, subject to the caveats above.

I've got the OK from the rangers to burn the bags on the summit, as long as I use an existing firepit, of which there are several on El Cap.

In a perfect world, everyone would carry down all their crap. Unfortunately, having climbed El Cap so many times, I can tell you that this is not the case. There are poop tubes all over the summit of El Cap! Chucked under boulders, left lying on ledges [especially Thanksgiving], hiding under manzanita bushes. Every now and then some good samaritans pick the things up, but guarantee you I could find a sh|tload of the things up there right now.

For people unwilling to carry their crap down, it may be a viable option.

[/rant]
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