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Sierra Ledge Rat

Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
Aug 23, 2016 - 11:29am PT
You know you're a redneck when....

It's 1921 and you're a coal miner on Blair Mountain in southern West Virginia. You're wearing a red bandana around your neck ("redneck") to differentiate yourself from the hired guns and U.S. government soldiers.

The hired guns and U.S government soldiers are shooting at you and dropping bombs on you, to break up the coal miner's union.

thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Aug 23, 2016 - 05:22pm PT
every one of your uncles 'a been shot in hunting misadventures
EdwardT

Trad climber
Retired
Aug 23, 2016 - 05:34pm PT
A new study finds that when it comes to prejudice, it doesn’t matter if you are smart or conservative or liberal. Each group has its own specific biases.

Smart, stupid, conservative, liberal... we all feel justified in our bigotry.
Coach37

Social climber
Philly
Aug 23, 2016 - 05:42pm PT
broken down washing machine on the front porch of the trailer, with five hound dogs underneath. you don't have to get too far out of philly to see that either!
thebravecowboy

climber
The Good Places
Aug 23, 2016 - 05:46pm PT
moose, if you were actually progeny of the lowest of low white murricans those comments would be funny. as it is, it comes off as derisive, classist and very afraid of the "other" (sorta like my first comment in this thread)
Sierra Ledge Rat

Mountain climber
Old and Broken Down in Appalachia
Aug 23, 2016 - 05:55pm PT
Smart, stupid, conservative, liberal... we all feel justified in our bigotry.

Some of us liberals, though, are justified
:)
wilbeer

Mountain climber
Terence Wilson greeneck alleghenys,ny,
Aug 23, 2016 - 05:56pm PT
Very
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Aug 23, 2016 - 06:08pm PT
Just to be clear...
In redneck country, if you get divorced, she is still your little sister.

( which I guess makes several monarchies redneck)
TimH

Trad climber
Aug 23, 2016 - 07:24pm PT
broken down washing machine on the front porch of the trailer, with five hound dogs underneath. you don't have to get too far out of philly to see that either!

Yup. Just go east into the Jersey Pine Barrens, south to Slower Lower Delaware or eest to Pennsyltucky. Although change the hound dog to pit bulls and you'd find that in Philly or any other major city.
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Aug 23, 2016 - 10:24pm PT
And, if you marry your daughter, you are...

This should clear it up...

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mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Aug 23, 2016 - 11:59pm PT
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EdwardT

Trad climber
Retired
Aug 24, 2016 - 07:24am PT
"Diddy... why's your dick taste like sh#t?"

"Well Betty Lou... you brother asked to borrow the truck."
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