You Are Hereby Awarded The Prestigious.........

Search
Go

Discussion Topic

Return to Forum List
This thread has been locked
Messages 21 - 39 of total 39 in this topic << First  |  < Previous  |  Show All  |  Next >  |  Last >>
WBraun

climber
Nov 23, 2015 - 09:22pm PT
Ghost -- "I'm not a ST politard wanker"

A ghost is always afraid of its own shadow.

But you own the night ....
crankster

Trad climber
No. Tahoe
Nov 23, 2015 - 09:38pm PT
^^^Sorry, Earthlings only.

Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Nov 23, 2015 - 10:04pm PT
How are you doing the shipping and handling part?

Susan

Clearly in some cases, in a plain brown wrapper.
HighDesertDJ

Trad climber
Nov 24, 2015 - 09:14am PT
Excellent OP
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 24, 2015 - 10:51am PT
Ghost is hereby awarded the prestigious Elderly Loser Climber Medal.

For old guy gallantry. On or about November 23, 2015, Ghost did engage in meritorious huffing and puffing, grappling and scraping, while actively engaged against an opponent previously below his grade. In the face of great danger, to include gouging precious skin from his hands, and in the sure knowledge that his old toes would endure pain, supplied by tight shoes squishing his previous ingrown war toenails together, he forged ahead. His great bravery and sense of duty, in trying to stick a worn and arthritic finger into the rift, and against the sands of time, he is hereby awarded this Elderly Loser Climber Medal. His disregard for his age and personal comfort reflect great credit upon himself, 3rd Canuck Transplant Company, 15th Bulging Gut Battalion, 8th Used To Be Division, Fire Base Wine Jug and Forward Operating Area Red Rock Escape From Seattle.


Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Nov 24, 2015 - 10:59am PT
HEAR HEAR! for Ghost & Survival!
survival

Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 24, 2015 - 11:10am PT
Fritz, I got mine because I also had my ass kicked on a 5.9 recently.

You got yours long ago for taking part in Operation Prehistoric Women, in support of CoZmic Bandito Company. And you got an additional Oak Leaf Cluster for your Special Ops Mission, Easy Hikes While Photographing Old Mining Shit!!

Thanks for your service.
the Fet

climber
Tu-Tok-A-Nu-La
Nov 24, 2015 - 11:19am PT

And Survival gets the Developed under influence of strong psychoactive substances award!
JEleazarian

Trad climber
Fresno CA
Nov 24, 2015 - 02:14pm PT
15th Bulging Gut Battalion, 8th Used To Be Division

Hey, I qualify for that!

John
Ghost

climber
A long way from where I started
Nov 24, 2015 - 08:11pm PT
Ghost is hereby awarded the prestigious Elderly Loser Climber Medal... His great bravery and sense of duty... His disregard for his age and personal comfort reflect great credit upon himself...

Not to blow my own horn, but rather to make sure everyone understands how much I deserve this honor, I add that today we bailed after half a pitch and chose to return to the city and eat pastries and drink lattes.

The Chief

climber
Down the hill & across the Valley from......
Nov 24, 2015 - 08:24pm PT
This one's JUST for You LOcker....



RyanD

climber
Nov 24, 2015 - 08:32pm PT
Look the chief! You found another thread about you! Lmfao!!
The Chief

climber
Down the hill & across the Valley from......
Nov 24, 2015 - 08:55pm PT
Ah, poor RYAN D. Jealous, as usual.



HA HA HA. Too bad. Now go milk yourself, again, Kid.
Ricky D

Trad climber
Sierra Westside
Nov 24, 2015 - 09:02pm PT
Ahh so - our East Side Sage shows his fighting style yet again -

The Chief

climber
Down the hill & across the Valley from......
Nov 24, 2015 - 09:17pm PT
Not bad Ricky.... but do work on it. 1/10

This one is much more applicable actually.


[Click to View YouTube Video]



Now go join your buddy Ryan and milk each other.
drljefe

climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
Nov 24, 2015 - 09:24pm PT
Anger, compulsiveness, unwillingness to listen/compromise, inflated sense of self righteousness, obsession with guns and violence...
dude, you're the complete package.
The Chief

climber
Down the hill & across the Valley from......
Nov 24, 2015 - 09:33pm PT
Anger, compulsiveness, unwillingness to listen/compromise, inflated sense of self righteousness, ... dude, you're the complete package.

Pretty much sums up RyanD. Thanks for backing me up DRLJ! Much appreciated.
;]


EDIT:


You are PostPosted awarded this medal DRLJEFE:

RyanD

climber
Nov 24, 2015 - 09:52pm PT
^^^^

So good the chief.

i can give u a good example of that if u like, but really you are just too lame, predictable and boring to bother with.

The friction is way too good right now to waste any brain cells thinking of new creative ways to watch you act like an idiot.

I'm gonna peruse some climbing content instead and focus on something way more radical than you.

If you are still going bonkers tomorrow I'll take u down a peg. Sound good?

The Chief

climber
Down the hill & across the Valley from......
Nov 24, 2015 - 09:58pm PT
I'm gonna peruse some climbing content instead and focus on something way more radical than you.

AH shet! You ran out of milk I see. Shame. I say you run on down to Ricky's hooche and try to milk some of his.


Ya'll come back when you're all full up on that Ricky Milk, now.... Kid.


BTW, you don't get any Medal Ryan. Cus you pulled a total, Fail. 0/10 ;\


Messages 21 - 39 of total 39 in this topic << First  |  < Previous  |  Show All  |  Next >  |  Last >>
Return to Forum List
 
Our Guidebooks
spacerCheck 'em out!
SuperTopo Guidebooks

guidebook icon
Try a free sample topo!

 
SuperTopo on the Web

Recent Route Beta