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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Topic Author's Original Post - Nov 23, 2015 - 08:09am PT
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SUPERTOPO WAR FIGHTER MEDAL!!
The SUPERTOPO War Fighter Ribbon.
For keyboard gallantry & exceptionally meritorious service as a 2nd Remote Operator- and serving as Team Intelligence Analyst while deployed to your local coffee shop, or the bathroom, as part of Operation Dissect Foreign Policy. Your exemplary performance of duty culminating in this distinguished period of service reflects great credit upon you, the 2nd Affliction Shirt Supply Company, 18th Barista Battalion, 4th LL Bean Division, Firebase Dark Corner and Forward Operating Area Mom's Kitchen.
Your Country and Internet Service Providers Salute you!
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HermitMaster
Social climber
my abode
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Nov 23, 2015 - 08:12am PT
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I want one!
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 23, 2015 - 08:15am PT
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Anybody who ever posted more than 3 times to an extreme politard thread is automatically awarded one.
So yeah, most of us are eligible.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Nov 23, 2015 - 08:21am PT
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Thanks, man! I'll wear it proudly next to my National Service Medal, or whatevah it was called.
I was all like, "Is this some sort of joke? A medal for being a Midshipman for a year?"
BwaHaHaHa!
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Reptyle195
Trad climber
Ca
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Nov 23, 2015 - 08:57am PT
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It would look so good pinned on my tank top next to my ribbons for blind obedience to party doctrine, and trust in the system.
It would be better if it were a little more exclusive and ot worn by...well...everyone.
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this just in
climber
Justin Ross from North Fork
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Nov 23, 2015 - 08:58am PT
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Haha Bruce. Good one.
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Lorenzo
Trad climber
Portland Oregon
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Nov 23, 2015 - 09:01am PT
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Which lapel does it go on if you are an ex-Marine?
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 23, 2015 - 09:03am PT
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Reptyle, yeah I wondered about that too. But there are so many great keyboard warriors here!
How do we select the elite? Supertopo Keyboard of Honor? Where only _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ would be eligible?
Number of keystrokes? Number of condescending memes? Number of times you call your fellow posters idiots?
Edit: Lorenzo, it should be centered above the right breast pocket, distinguishing it from your normal rack of ribbons above the left pocket.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 23, 2015 - 09:17am PT
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eKatMagicSkeezinMama,
Hell no, you don't get one. You'd have to elevate your sh#t slinging game by buttloads to even get in the game.
However, you, NeeBee, Jobee and Nita might be the only ones eligible for the coveted Supertopo Sweetheart Medal. I'll work on it.
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 23, 2015 - 10:23am PT
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Tad, we might be able to sneak through a nomination for you. True, you aren't prolific enough, but the pure beautiful acidity of your rare political posts may get you through the board.
BTW, I arrive in Redding on the 3rd, and the boys tournament is at Foothill.
eKat, STFU, you don't get to design your own medal.......
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JEleazarian
Trad climber
Fresno CA
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Nov 23, 2015 - 11:47am PT
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When do I get mine?
On a slightly more serious note, the theatre of service ribbons helped us to know all the places in which my aunt, a nurse in WWII, served. She never really talked about her service, but after she passed away, we discovered a Number 10 envelope full of her service insignias and decorations, including her second- and first leiutenant bars, and about a million theatre of service ribbons. It showed that she served in the Normandy theatre (in a hospital ship off of Cherbourg, we later found), and innumerable theatres of operations in the Pacific, primarily in the Marianas. Without those ribbons, we would not have known.
John
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Lorenzo
Trad climber
Portland Oregon
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Nov 23, 2015 - 12:53pm PT
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Lorenzo, it should be centered above the right breast pocket, distinguishing it from your normal rack of ribbons above the left pocket.
Ah, thanks.
So next to the rainbow ribbon, then.
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RyanD
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Nov 23, 2015 - 02:49pm PT
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This is so great.
How many posts to get the "sesh" commendation?!!!
And there needs to be a higher recognition for those with the skillset to post more than 100 times to the same PT thread I think.
They need something way more special than the 3 post minimum gang??!!!
Maybe an even higher accolade to the poster that can post 40 or 50 times a day to the same one?
What if they can do it for a week straight??
Perhaps...
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 23, 2015 - 03:07pm PT
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Hahahahahaaa!!!
With Oak Leaf Cluster!
Now we're getting somewhere!
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Nov 23, 2015 - 07:10pm PT
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Heidi & I had a big afternoon outside today, cutting down a pain in the ass hedge, carting it to the burn barrel, & burning it.
I'm too whipped to add this image to the medal, but I think it belongs, perhaps for the 100 plus posts on politard threads folks.
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Lorenzo
Trad climber
Portland Oregon
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Nov 23, 2015 - 07:31pm PT
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looked you up. Here since 2008, yet only 1240 posts. Slacker.. I got secondary avatars with more posts.
I believe I was given a field promotion for exemplary service by Locker, or at least Brevetted.
Just embrace the award he gave you. With your cheeks.
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SC seagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, Moab, A sailboat, or some time zone
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Nov 23, 2015 - 07:48pm PT
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How are you doing the shipping and handling part?
Susan
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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Nov 23, 2015 - 08:16pm PT
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What a crock. Medals for loser Supertopo politards? Might as well give medals to anyone who can get out of bed in the morning and stumble to a computer.
But just because I'm not a ST politard wanker doesn't mean I don't want a medal. How about medals for elderly loser climbers? I got the sh#t beat out of me on a 5.9 today, and I think I deserve something more than beer and sushi in a Las Vegas casino/hotel.
I want a medal, too!!!!!!
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Lorenzo
Trad climber
Portland Oregon
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Nov 23, 2015 - 09:07pm PT
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Might as well give medals to anyone who can get out of bed in the morning and stumble to a computer.
I thought that was the whole purpose of the award.
But it helps if you stay up really late.
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WBraun
climber
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Nov 23, 2015 - 09:22pm PT
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Ghost -- "I'm not a ST politard wanker"
A ghost is always afraid of its own shadow.
But you own the night ....
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crankster
Trad climber
No. Tahoe
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Nov 23, 2015 - 09:38pm PT
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^^^Sorry, Earthlings only.
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Lorenzo
Trad climber
Portland Oregon
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Nov 23, 2015 - 10:04pm PT
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How are you doing the shipping and handling part?
Susan
Clearly in some cases, in a plain brown wrapper.
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HighDesertDJ
Trad climber
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Nov 24, 2015 - 09:14am PT
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Excellent OP
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 24, 2015 - 10:51am PT
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Ghost is hereby awarded the prestigious Elderly Loser Climber Medal.
For old guy gallantry. On or about November 23, 2015, Ghost did engage in meritorious huffing and puffing, grappling and scraping, while actively engaged against an opponent previously below his grade. In the face of great danger, to include gouging precious skin from his hands, and in the sure knowledge that his old toes would endure pain, supplied by tight shoes squishing his previous ingrown war toenails together, he forged ahead. His great bravery and sense of duty, in trying to stick a worn and arthritic finger into the rift, and against the sands of time, he is hereby awarded this Elderly Loser Climber Medal. His disregard for his age and personal comfort reflect great credit upon himself, 3rd Canuck Transplant Company, 15th Bulging Gut Battalion, 8th Used To Be Division, Fire Base Wine Jug and Forward Operating Area Red Rock Escape From Seattle.
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Fritz
Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Nov 24, 2015 - 10:59am PT
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HEAR HEAR! for Ghost & Survival!
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survival
Big Wall climber
Terrapin Station
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 24, 2015 - 11:10am PT
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Fritz, I got mine because I also had my ass kicked on a 5.9 recently.
You got yours long ago for taking part in Operation Prehistoric Women, in support of CoZmic Bandito Company. And you got an additional Oak Leaf Cluster for your Special Ops Mission, Easy Hikes While Photographing Old Mining Shit!!
Thanks for your service.
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the Fet
climber
Tu-Tok-A-Nu-La
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Nov 24, 2015 - 11:19am PT
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And Survival gets the Developed under influence of strong psychoactive substances award!
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JEleazarian
Trad climber
Fresno CA
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Nov 24, 2015 - 02:14pm PT
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15th Bulging Gut Battalion, 8th Used To Be Division
Hey, I qualify for that!
John
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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Nov 24, 2015 - 08:11pm PT
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Ghost is hereby awarded the prestigious Elderly Loser Climber Medal... His great bravery and sense of duty... His disregard for his age and personal comfort reflect great credit upon himself...
Not to blow my own horn, but rather to make sure everyone understands how much I deserve this honor, I add that today we bailed after half a pitch and chose to return to the city and eat pastries and drink lattes.
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The Chief
climber
Down the hill & across the Valley from......
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Nov 24, 2015 - 08:24pm PT
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This one's JUST for You LOcker....
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RyanD
climber
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Nov 24, 2015 - 08:32pm PT
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Look the chief! You found another thread about you! Lmfao!!
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The Chief
climber
Down the hill & across the Valley from......
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Nov 24, 2015 - 08:55pm PT
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Ah, poor RYAN D. Jealous, as usual.
HA HA HA. Too bad. Now go milk yourself, again, Kid.
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Nov 24, 2015 - 09:02pm PT
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Ahh so - our East Side Sage shows his fighting style yet again -
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The Chief
climber
Down the hill & across the Valley from......
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Nov 24, 2015 - 09:17pm PT
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Not bad Ricky.... but do work on it. 1/10
This one is much more applicable actually.
[Click to View YouTube Video]
Now go join your buddy Ryan and milk each other.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Nov 24, 2015 - 09:24pm PT
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Anger, compulsiveness, unwillingness to listen/compromise, inflated sense of self righteousness, obsession with guns and violence...
dude, you're the complete package.
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The Chief
climber
Down the hill & across the Valley from......
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Nov 24, 2015 - 09:33pm PT
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Anger, compulsiveness, unwillingness to listen/compromise, inflated sense of self righteousness, ... dude, you're the complete package.
Pretty much sums up RyanD. Thanks for backing me up DRLJ! Much appreciated.
;]
EDIT:
You are PostPosted awarded this medal DRLJEFE:
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RyanD
climber
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Nov 24, 2015 - 09:52pm PT
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^^^^
So good the chief.
i can give u a good example of that if u like, but really you are just too lame, predictable and boring to bother with.
The friction is way too good right now to waste any brain cells thinking of new creative ways to watch you act like an idiot.
I'm gonna peruse some climbing content instead and focus on something way more radical than you.
If you are still going bonkers tomorrow I'll take u down a peg. Sound good?
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The Chief
climber
Down the hill & across the Valley from......
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Nov 24, 2015 - 09:58pm PT
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I'm gonna peruse some climbing content instead and focus on something way more radical than you.
AH shet! You ran out of milk I see. Shame. I say you run on down to Ricky's hooche and try to milk some of his.
Ya'll come back when you're all full up on that Ricky Milk, now.... Kid.
BTW, you don't get any Medal Ryan. Cus you pulled a total, Fail. 0/10 ;\
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