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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Nov 12, 2015 - 09:28pm PT
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Was her name Lillith by chance?
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jstan
climber
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Nov 12, 2015 - 10:51pm PT
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As a matter of fact....................
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tradmanclimbs
Ice climber
Pomfert VT
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Nov 13, 2015 - 03:46am PT
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Heading to the locker rooms after karate class. We had to walk past the door of the womens locker room to get to the mens locker room. I was a black belt at the time and a sweet young green belt grabbed me by the gi and yanked me into the womens locker room as we walked past the door. All the other ladies left on que. Words were not nessicary ;)
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originalpmac
Mountain climber
Anywhere I like
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Nov 13, 2015 - 04:17am PT
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I was once tending bar...
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mcreel
climber
Barcelona
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Nov 13, 2015 - 05:16am PT
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I can imagine some scruffy denizen of Camp 4 with a hatchet embedded in his forehead, crossed eyes contemplating the quivering handle, as he sinks to his knees...
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Nov 13, 2015 - 08:43am PT
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. .iW.., i was just here when you struck that nice picture, sorry.
I had just wanted to say that in my insomnia induced haze, I had trans-posed the last two numbers, the 1's and the 8's
sorry johnny woot and guys, thats' somebody's daughter. . .
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rbord
Boulder climber
atlanta
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Nov 13, 2015 - 10:00am PT
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Nice post!
One effect of female choice on the evolution of our belief/behavior creation processes is that it leaves us believing that we're all the dope! for being inclined to splatter ourselves against the rocks.
Thanks for reminding us of the rewards of our wacky way of believing/behaving :-)
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Clint Cummins
Trad climber
SF Bay area, CA
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Nov 13, 2015 - 12:23pm PT
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"I heard you are slow and like booty."
I assured her the preposterous myth was true.
No doubt the word had gotten out, about the many abandoned but beautiful prizes
I had coaxed from reluctant positions with my 10" tool.
There was no time for a tent, as I fondled her ample rack like a gear freak,
while she offered her services as a submissive belay slave.
"It's true, some call me the booty master. Beta master? Master debater?"
Then I woke up, to the sound of cowbells.
The jangling of hexes always outs a beginner crag.
But I was there not as a youngster, but as an old codger, dozing off in the sun.
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Evel
Trad climber
Nedsterdam CO
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Nov 13, 2015 - 01:15pm PT
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Had been seeing a very pretty gal for a short while but had yet to go "all the way".
We were camping at the local crag having fun when she suggests that if I were to free solo a certain route she'd meet me at the top with a reward. I had the thing fairly wired so it didn't take me long to boot up.
She did meet me on top, told me that was the dumbest thing she's ever seen and leaves.
Yeah, pretty dumb.
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rbord
Boulder climber
atlanta
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Nov 13, 2015 - 02:23pm PT
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There was an interesting study on gender roles and lying about sexual behavior in 2013. While men and women were equally likely to not lie about non-sexual non-stereotypical gender behavior whether or not they (thought they) were hooked up to a lie detector, they were much more likely to lie (and lie in a gender conforming way) when responding about sexual behaviors when they thought they could get away with it (eg when not hooked up to the lie detector). Not surprisingly, men were much more likely to say that they had more, and more varied, sexual experiences than they actually had, if they thought they could get away with lying about it, while women were inclined to say the opposite, each in order to increase their (perceived) (evolutionary) fitness.
The take-home message was that humans have a much stronger psychological tendency (it's much more advantageous) to lie (or brag) about gender-stereotypical sexual behaviors than to lie about nonsexual behaviors, when in an environment where they think they can get away with lying, in order to enhance their "status." I think those beliefs and behaviors are pretty much derived from the evolutionary consequences of our species' reproductive strategy of female choice. I wonder where the Internet would fit into that lying/nonlying behavioral scheme?
For me personally, after 25 years of being happily monogamously married, with my genetic offspring in a psychiatric hospital, and my non-genetic children poised to take over the world, I feel like I'm past the point of needing to be affected by those evolutionary pressures on my psychology.
But the joke is on me! My evolved psychological tendencies, which worked so advantageously for my evolutionary ancestors in their evolutionary environment, mean that I am wired to be inclined to believe and behave as if I'm still a monkey living in a tree.
You too? :-)
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Nov 13, 2015 - 04:27pm PT
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Jaybro, bro, I look at what I wrote and even I have a hard time believing that I had such good luck!
It is all true, and my streak kept on streakin' later that fall with a certain Debbie from Snelling, who visited me in the hospital whilst I recovered from the accident which caused me to have my thumb amputated.
I quietly played the old sympathy card and she responded as sympathetically as she could...right there in the hospital and then again once I was back on the streets.
Then came a long, long drought.
You don't miss what you've got till it's gone.
And Evel, some women are just sadists.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Nov 13, 2015 - 05:59pm PT
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Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Nov 13, 2015 - 07:38pm PT
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Burt Reynolds once again is calling Sally Field "the love of my life" -- but she's not saying very much in return. At least not publicly.
"I miss her terribly," the 79-year-old movie star tells Vanity Fair in its December issue. "Even now, it's hard on me. I don't know why I was so stupid. Men are like that, you know. You find the perfect person, and then you do everything you can to screw it up."
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zBrown
Ice climber
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Nov 14, 2015 - 10:10am PT
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t's so unlike Jim to throw something up without at least one musical interlude, so without further ad.
Life does go on, even after the thrills desert.
[Click to View YouTube Video]
H Rap Brown on base @2:41.
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Topic Author's Reply - Dec 1, 2015 - 07:14am PT
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If there was ever a time for no words it's now Randisi.
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mastadon
Trad climber
crack addict
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I may have had a few amorous adventures in C4 in the early 70's....
I remember a few of us were sitting at our picnic table in the middle of camp in the mid to late 70's. We were a scruffy, desperate bunch of losers when an indescribably beautiful young indian girl came walking by. A true indian princess. We were all stunned to silence. You could hear the stoves hissing and cars driving by but our site was as silent as a tomb. Every one of us was transfixed on this indian goddess with our mouths agape. She was looking for Ron Kauk. The girl was Lucy Parker.
I was talking to her a couple years ago and told her of this event. She laughed, we laughed. Great times, great memories.
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