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canyoncat
Social climber
SoCal
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Someone start a Gofundme for the bear. 100# of salmon if he takes a big crap in her kayak.
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couchmaster
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 6, 2015 - 08:09pm PT
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You'll be rich Nutagain!. Apple will need to replace all the phones destroyed by angry folks waking up, if you get a 10% royalty for the new phones they buy to replace them, wealth and 72 virgins will surely flow your way.
Nutagain!, in a shock of brilliance said:"I just got an idea to turn this into an iPhone alarm for those days where waking up will be especially difficult "
"BEAR, PLEASE STOP BEAR...>>>>>>>>>>".WHAM!!!
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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If that was the alarm that woke me up, chances are just as good that I'd kill myself as destroy my phone.
Dentists should play that woman's voice in their waiting rooms, so that when they started up the drill you'd completely relax thinking you were listening to choirs of angels.
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Brian in SLC
Social climber
Salt Lake City, UT
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Why are you here...you're supposed to be asleep...
Brutal! Just as awesome as audio only.
I NEED that as a ringtone on my cellphone...!
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Brian in SLC
Social climber
Salt Lake City, UT
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The headlines are hilarious...
CBS news: ANCHORAGE, Alaska --A camper in Alaska learned a difficult lesson: sometimes when you pepper spray a bear, it eats your kayak.
Alaska Dispatch News: Video: Woman thanks Alaska bear for not eating kayak; bear promptly eats kayak,
Washington Post: Bear! This kayak isn’t even food! It doesn’t even taste good!
Daily News: 'Bear! Please stop breaking my things!' Kayaker has a meltdown in Alaska as black bear mauls her only means of transport after she left it unattended to go hiking.
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Bruce Morris
Trad climber
Belmont, California
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Aug 19, 2016 - 12:11am PT
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Maybe the bear didn't like being pepper sprayed and wanted to get back at the kayak's owner?
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