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Chaz
Trad climber
greater Boss Angeles area
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I have a rule for my dogs: If they can get it, they can have it. It's my own damn fault for leaving something where they could reach it.
And just get the F away from the GD bear.
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SC seagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, Moab or In What Time Zone Am I?
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Watched about 15 seconds on FB. Arrrrrggggghhhhhh
The best payback I ever saw was a bear in Curry Village that stole some woman's knitting off a bear box outside a tent cabin. This lady grabbed her pepper spray, stood in the doorway and sprayed, into the wind, which promptly pushed it back into the cabin. Everyone came running out choking and gurgling while the bear calmly sauntered off with her knitting.
Susan
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Bear, please stop!
Maybe his name isn't 'Bear'?
And it was hard to watch cause lobotomized people shouldn't go kayaking.
On the plus side she had the presence of mind, such as it is, to keep the camera rolling,
so we know she has her priorities right.
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two-shoes
Trad climber
Auberry, CA
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Just proves that bears are smarter than people, they don't obey!
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Cancer Boy
Trad climber
Freedonia
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Bear speaks Polish.
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rottingjohnny
Sport climber
Shetville , North of Los Angeles
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That lady sounds just like Cosmic the last time we climbed..rj
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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RJ, Cosmic was continuously asking you to stop, and you wouldn't? Hmmmm.....
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L
climber
California dreamin' on the farside of the world..
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If they used an endless loop of this video during their interrogations, the CIA would have an admission of guilt in 12.3 seconds.
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MikeMc
Social climber
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Hah, Bruce the vengeful bear strikes again...
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SC seagoat
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, Moab or In What Time Zone Am I?
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^^^^. EXCELLENT. L
I don't drink hard liquor but I have to tell you....if Utah didn't make it so hard to buy hard liquor I woulda been to the market in a flash.
"Bear, bear, bear, ........." Noooooooooooooooooo
Susan
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ydpl8s
Trad climber
Santa Monica, California
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Not as hard to watch as it is to listen to.
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Vitaliy M.
Mountain climber
San Francisco
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Damn it! You beat me to posting it!!
What a gem....
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Prod
Trad climber
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That woman will be single for the rest of her life.
Prod.
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HermitMaster
Social climber
my abode
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WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT BEAR !?
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ydpl8s
Trad climber
Santa Monica, California
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"oh bear, why are you ruining my things?" "it's September, you should be asleep"
and the bear says,
"Don't you know, you come into MY hood, anything you leave out, is MINE!"
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skcreidc
Social climber
SD, CA
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Not hard to watch at all. Sure as hell hard to listen to though.....
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Tami, are you friends with Sister Pooh? I know you live near the ocean so
here's a Public Service Announcement for you and all ocean kayakers BEFORE
they drag their boats up on the beach to see Mr Bear...
[Click to View YouTube Video]
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L
climber
California dreamin' on the farside of the world..
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I like the way the bear just takes the spray like a man, strolls over to her rig, and gets even quietly.
Caaaaaareful Warbler...yer misogynistic underwear are showing.
The bear didn't "take it like a man". The bear took it like a BEAR.
And there's a 70% chance it's a SHE bear, too! Lol!
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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With out watching the video thing
I respect and love bears,
and am personally upset,
that they are being hunted again in the hills of
New Jersey!
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clode
Trad climber
portland, or
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Funniest g-ddamn thing I've seen and heard all day! I watched the whole thing and laughed so hard I couldn't see through my tears! She sprayed it once, why not again when it went back to her kayak? Troll! Must have been 426 in the bear suit! And Chicken Skinner paid for the trip up north! Thanks Ken! You never cease to amaze!
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Slow Friday ?
What's the big deal?
I waited till someone posted that it was not a mauling,
then I watched the silly screechy video. . .
It would have been worth the time if it had been a mauling
Not just appalling . , " . . Someone tell her to SHUT UP already, ....
Friday nights at the big city mall in Stamford Ct are more entertaining.
That's where I'm. Not going either.
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Lorenzo
Trad climber
Portland Oregon
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Why in the f... did she say "come here" ?
What if the thing had listened to her?
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DanaB
climber
CT
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No different than the way people talk to their dogs.
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L
climber
California dreamin' on the farside of the world..
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Sheesh....that's a no brainer. I'd have shot that obnoxious thing in a heartbeat.
Oh THANK YOU, Cragman! Put us out of her misery!!! :-)
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Jaybro
Social climber
Wolf City, Wyoming
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Troll! She rubbed that kayak in bacon grease, or something.
What an annoying human, I'd shoot her too!
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Studly
Trad climber
WA
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and we call them dumb animals..
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phylp
Trad climber
Upland, CA
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The audio commentary on that video was like nails on a chalkboard, but once again the Forum pundits' commentary made me LOL.
You'd have to pay me to watch that again.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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I refuse to believe people can be that stupid.
Moosie, I refuse to believe you're that naïve!
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WBraun
climber
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Stoopid woman should have kicked the bear in the head.
Get a sledge hammer and nail the fuker.
Why all these stoopid people always standing around drooling doing nothing when a bear shows up eating yer kayak.
I used a 2x4 once on a big ass bear trying to tear a pack apart.
Stunned the sucker and he ran away ....
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Wait, there are people who haven't hucked rocks at bears? No wonder they've got no respect!
When I bivied near the bear's house I would make a pile of good hucking rocks on either
side of my sleeping bag so I could start hucking no matter what side I awoke on.
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ß Î Ø T Ç H
Boulder climber
ne'er–do–well
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#Bearlivesmatter
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perswig
climber
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Somewhere there's a support group for traumatized hikers who have inadvertently followed Reilly's paired cairns and arrived at a pissed-off bruin bent on revenge.
Dale
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hooblie
climber
from out where the anecdotes roam
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must be what it's like for cmac to watch us goons lay waste to his website.
the script gets about as shrill, no wonder he's heavy on the mute button
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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I just got an idea to turn this into an iPhone alarm for those days where waking up will be especially difficult
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canyoncat
Social climber
SoCal
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Someone start a Gofundme for the bear. 100# of salmon if he takes a big crap in her kayak.
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couchmaster
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 6, 2015 - 08:09pm PT
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You'll be rich Nutagain!. Apple will need to replace all the phones destroyed by angry folks waking up, if you get a 10% royalty for the new phones they buy to replace them, wealth and 72 virgins will surely flow your way.
Nutagain!, in a shock of brilliance said:"I just got an idea to turn this into an iPhone alarm for those days where waking up will be especially difficult "
"BEAR, PLEASE STOP BEAR...>>>>>>>>>>".WHAM!!!
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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If that was the alarm that woke me up, chances are just as good that I'd kill myself as destroy my phone.
Dentists should play that woman's voice in their waiting rooms, so that when they started up the drill you'd completely relax thinking you were listening to choirs of angels.
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Brian in SLC
Social climber
Salt Lake City, UT
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Why are you here...you're supposed to be asleep...
Brutal! Just as awesome as audio only.
I NEED that as a ringtone on my cellphone...!
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Brian in SLC
Social climber
Salt Lake City, UT
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The headlines are hilarious...
CBS news: ANCHORAGE, Alaska --A camper in Alaska learned a difficult lesson: sometimes when you pepper spray a bear, it eats your kayak.
Alaska Dispatch News: Video: Woman thanks Alaska bear for not eating kayak; bear promptly eats kayak,
Washington Post: Bear! This kayak isn’t even food! It doesn’t even taste good!
Daily News: 'Bear! Please stop breaking my things!' Kayaker has a meltdown in Alaska as black bear mauls her only means of transport after she left it unattended to go hiking.
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Bruce Morris
Trad climber
Belmont, California
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Aug 19, 2016 - 12:11am PT
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Maybe the bear didn't like being pepper sprayed and wanted to get back at the kayak's owner?
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