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MisterE

Gym climber

Being In Sierra Happy Of Place

Topic Author's Original Post - Sep 30, 2015 - 10:14pm PT

Dude is killing it.

Anyone that can get Moosedrool to delete two threads in one night is alright in my book.

Automatic Local status, Braj.

Delhi Dog

climber

Good Question...

Sep 30, 2015 - 10:28pm PT

Apparently knows all the right buttons to push

donini

Trad climber

Ouray, Colorado

Sep 30, 2015 - 10:29pm PT

Watch out...I'm peeking in.

Reilly

Mountain climber

The Other Monrovia- CA

Sep 30, 2015 - 10:50pm PT

I thought I had clicked on the 'What Is Mind' thread but clearly I did not.

anita514

Gym climber

Great White North

Oct 1, 2015 - 04:34am PT

I appreciate Jeebz always making fun of me :(

Norwegian

Trad climber

dancin on the tip of god's middle finger

Oct 1, 2015 - 04:37am PT

take it as a form of flattery, anita.

us merican boys are steeped
in acrid culture
and we climb and rarely bathe, to boot,
so our social skills are shite

i was recently telling this
same wisdom to my daughter.
she's a babe, too
and has noticed that her
male classmates have
habit of making asses of
themselves in her presence.

hey up, jebus.

climber

California dreamin' on the farside of the world..

Oct 1, 2015 - 06:33am PT

The guy cracks me up.

And that's a hella funny OP, MisterE.

Vitaliy M.

Mountain climber

San Francisco

Oct 1, 2015 - 10:38am PT

Lol. 2/10

MisterE

Gym climber

Being In Sierra Happy Of Place

Topic Author's Reply - Oct 1, 2015 - 12:42pm PT

Moosedrool hasn't weighed in yet?

Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

Party Pooper.

;^)

anita514

Gym climber

Great White North

Oct 1, 2015 - 12:44pm PT

MisterE

Gym climber

Being In Sierra Happy Of Place

Topic Author's Reply - Oct 1, 2015 - 12:47pm PT

MisterE, don't you have some epic 20 years ago alpine route to get dragged up on/spray about?

Just waiting for my specific trigger to be pulled then BAM!

Letting 'em have it with both turkey basters.

Norwegian

Trad climber

dancin on the tip of god's middle finger

Oct 1, 2015 - 04:06pm PT

Hmmm...

Moose

well-played,
moose.

well played.

stun 'em with
a whole bunch of consonants.

clinker

Trad climber

Santa Cruz, California

Oct 1, 2015 - 07:07pm PT

I'm married.

Maybe I can make up for it with a Moosenecdote:

I had just met Moose at Facelift for the first time, and he introduced me to his (very attractive) daughter.

Uh oh.

Edge

Trad climber

Betwixt and Between Nederland & Boulder, CO

Oct 1, 2015 - 07:29pm PT

Jeebus was kind enough to yard me up some of Donner's finest.

Solid climber and a nice guy, despite what he would have you believe.

Norwegian

Trad climber

dancin on the tip of god's middle finger

Oct 2, 2015 - 04:40am PT

Tell us about your neglected erection

Again

burch i'll play your ace

the saga of the neglected erection
continues.
all night it's a skyscraper
and sways with my seismic dreams

though it ain't no ordinary boner
for it's mission is not pleasure.

it is a mode of transport,
specifically, my soul's thumb.

and it is up because my
essense is trying to move
beyond me, but it has no gas.
money.

so it has resorted to hitchhiking,
or maybe chickhicking, I don't know.

anyway i live in ghost-laden quarters and
all night the spirits whizz about
hither and tither and
in their headlights flash
my tramp soul
and they laugh and honk
and yell out the window,

"you're not yet fit to haunt!"

Norwegian

Trad climber

dancin on the tip of god's middle finger

Oct 2, 2015 - 05:17am PT

moose
i skipt facefit
because i'm selling
my house and lots
of interested clients
are on and off the
premises;

both my companies
are exploding in
volume so
i'm high, often
(in trees, that is.)

i'm sober
so i'm a f*#king bore
and i climb like a
squared pussy cat.