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hooblie
climber
from out where the anecdotes roam
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Sep 21, 2015 - 02:31pm PT
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dear L,
what are you doing the rest of my life ... wanna be my life-line?
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brotherbbock
Trad climber
Alta Loma, CA
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Sep 21, 2015 - 02:35pm PT
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Buy her an awesome new camera.
Take her with you.
Post pics online for us.
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Bushman
Social climber
Elk Grove, California
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Sep 21, 2015 - 02:40pm PT
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1. I smell trouble
2. This is more fun to watch than you think
3. Your third wife will totally understand
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L
climber
California dreamin' on the farside of the world..
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Sep 21, 2015 - 02:44pm PT
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dear L,
what are you doing the rest of my life ... wanna be my life-line?
Dear Hooblie,
Always happy to help a Tacovian try to figure us females out. :-)
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wstmrnclmr
Trad climber
Bolinas, CA
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Sep 21, 2015 - 02:55pm PT
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Why are you asking....if your anykind of surfer, your a selfish, self centerered a$$hole who's continually blown of any and everyone including numereuos girlfriends who dumped you in the past for not caring about anything but the next swell. If your wife doesn't know by know that surfers are the most useless human beings companion wise on the face of the earth, then shame on her. Blow her off and hit it!
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skcreidc
Social climber
SD, CA
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Sep 21, 2015 - 03:01pm PT
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previous two posts^^^^lol!!!! There are stores buried in there somewhere.
I'm still in the "take her with you" camp.
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Cragar
climber
MSLA - MT
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Sep 21, 2015 - 03:06pm PT
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I EC surf even worth it?
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skcreidc
Social climber
SD, CA
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Sep 21, 2015 - 03:10pm PT
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Hey, I"M not the one that pizzes her off on a regular basis ;)
I EC surf even worth it?
Doooooooooood. Solid overhead reeling rights ... you have no idea. Not so sure I would put a whole lot of stock in that Surfline forcast at this point tho...
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Cragar
climber
MSLA - MT
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Sep 21, 2015 - 03:19pm PT
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dude, not trying to harsh a mellow just being a realist here.
Overhead don't mean sh!t if ain't peelin' and forming in all the right ways bro!
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skcreidc
Social climber
SD, CA
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Sep 21, 2015 - 03:29pm PT
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^^^^ you got that right bro!!1111!!! You're right; could suck. It's nine days away or so lol!
BUT, if it is 8 to 10 foot faces hitting reef at the right angle, it could be sucking sick. Reefs sucking dry all over. Simply sick as sick can be.... or it could suck
Edit:
I'm just having fun but in all seriousness tho, the right hurricane swell will light up the entire coast up through Labrador in amazing ways. Does look like it has a long ways to get to that though.
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Contractor
Boulder climber
CA
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Sep 21, 2015 - 03:44pm PT
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Happy birthday to Me, Me, Me, in this age of narcissism
Celebrations: the birthday 'cult'
Oldest trick in the nook-Make her feel guilty...
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T R
climber
Ca.
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Sep 21, 2015 - 03:47pm PT
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What?! RI reefs?! 8-10 ft?! Sounds dreamy. Thanks for the info. Now... Just go the day before her bday. Maybe you'll get lucky and the swell will peak early. The surf website you mentioned isn't always right anyway.
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sDawg
climber
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Sep 21, 2015 - 03:51pm PT
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Anyone who is asking ST for relationship advice has much bigger problems than birthdays or surfing.
I'm assuming (hoping) the OP already had this conversation with their wife, then posted just to see what the peanut gallery would say. I hate believing people actually relate to their spouses this way.
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Srbphoto
climber
Kennewick wa
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Sep 21, 2015 - 09:34pm PT
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Buy her a surf board for her birthday!
or maybe one of those cool Dyson vacuums
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Jim Clipper
climber
from: forests to tree farms
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Sep 21, 2015 - 10:33pm PT
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You only have one birthday, but you have 364 unbirthdays. Start buying flowers now.
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drljefe
climber
El Presidio San Augustin del Tucson
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Sep 21, 2015 - 11:14pm PT
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Gunkie-
Your wife married a surfer.
All Surf Widows have a current list of consolation prizes that will grant you access to your long awaited swell. You know this.
8ft RI points with good winds? Onnit gunkie!!!!!!!!!!
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Jim Clipper
climber
from: forests to tree farms
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Sep 22, 2015 - 04:47am PT
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What the moose said, and the flowers...
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L
climber
California dreamin' on the farside of the world..
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Sep 22, 2015 - 05:29am PT
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Dear Gunkie,
Forget the talking.
Get your wife a lifesize poster of Moose on that bike...and she'll never even know you're gone.
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Gunkie
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Sep 22, 2015 - 06:40am PT
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Made hotel reservations for next Thursday and Friday night. Swell prediction is holding and expanding. I have said nothing to her at this time. Gotta finish a board (below) tonight. Polanning on bringing a 5'11", a 6'8" (below), and my trusty 7'7".
The pin has been pulled on the grenade and I'm holding the handle in right now.
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bixquite
Social climber
humboldt nation
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Sep 22, 2015 - 06:42am PT
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you set birthday date night three days to the left or right of the conflicting swell.
common practice. if the said lady friend is a stickler you get up at 3 am surf you r brains
out and fall asleep on her on date, next year you surf, one way or another this darkness got to give
nice shape, yeah bro go get some waves, lookin for north pacific to kick in, nuthin yet but
maybe if that low off japan swings back next week the machine will be on.
psyched for el nino
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