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Justin Ross from North Fork
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Topic Author's Original Post - Jan 27, 2015 - 10:10am PT
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In true American form I have copied the idea of someone's (Little Mike's) idea and improved it by using bigger letters and yelling, thus ensuring my somewhat live TR will be better. If I fail to out do the number of replies to the original Going Back to Cali! (note the use of only three capital letters) I will ensure victory and superiority by bumping my thread until the necessary posts are met. This is full on Canada vs America, so don't let me down my comrades.
Theoretically leaving Fresno Saturday at 6:00am, but the Fog God's have been angry as of late.
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
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Jan 27, 2015 - 10:12am PT
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Be sure to leave the Canada Dry, and bring back Canadian Mist.
We need the water.
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
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Out Of Bed
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Jan 27, 2015 - 10:18am PT
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"huff Huff, watch me, I'm. . . sketching... huff huff", and. . . then. . .grinding
screech "falling". . .ping, biong ping,pop. . .
thud thud, more thudding,Splattered splatt!
wow I' sorry some how only half my original post showed up,
(Parentheses:( ) Never greater& less than signs : < >!)who knew!?
That is what it sounded like, right after I said something about New England Ice
being as good as Canadain Ice ! gnott !!
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Justin Ross from North Fork
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 27, 2015 - 10:22am PT
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Trip plans so far....
1. Get in the Canadian Customs line upon entering Vancouver International, then tell them, "But I'm an American" when they tell me I must get in the long line.
2. Snowboard for 4 days and insult as many skiers as possible.
3. Ski for 1 day and yell curse words at those dumbass snowboarders.
4. Squamish for climbing a couple of days, weather and ride depending.
5. Watch as much Curling as possible and ask Mindy why can't she sweep like that?
6. Mongolian Grill.
7. Ride with the locals and act like I've shredded all their secret spots before.
8. Post daily all day to this thread cause I'll probably be pretty bored up there.
9. Ask everyone I meet if they know Ryan D.
10. When Squamish shuts me down use my shoulder as an excuse or Ryan's shitty chalk.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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Jan 27, 2015 - 10:28am PT
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Lol! You're gonna have a blast. And then yur gunna die.
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Justin Ross from North Fork
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 27, 2015 - 10:32am PT
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Thanks Wayno, will be hoping for plane crash on way home.
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LearningTrad
Trad climber
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Jan 27, 2015 - 10:33am PT
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Jan 27, 2015 - 10:28am PT
Lol! You're gonna have a blast. And then yur gunna die.
Gold!
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anita514
Gym climber
Great White North
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Jan 27, 2015 - 10:38am PT
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BC isn't even real Canada. You need to be in Manitoba or some crappy place like Ontario to be really down with Canada.
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
Nothing creative to say
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Jan 27, 2015 - 10:43am PT
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what about NW Territories?
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Justin Ross from North Fork
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 27, 2015 - 10:43am PT
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Woohoo, Canada vs Canada!
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Big Mike
Trad climber
BC
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Jan 27, 2015 - 10:50am PT
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BC isn't even real Canada. You need to be in Manitoba or some crappy place like Ontario to be really down with Canada.
Ha ha ha ha ha!!! You guys can have it!! Coming to Squamish this summer Anita??
Justin!! You wanna be wanker!! I know RyanD!! ;) see you soon you fricken plagiarist!! :)
Lol Nwo! American money works pretty good up here! But you get a lousy exchange at the till. Best to change it over before you come. That way you don't look like just another touron.. Lol
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neversummer
climber
30 mins. from suicide USA
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Jan 27, 2015 - 10:52am PT
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RyanD
climber
Squamish
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Jan 27, 2015 - 10:59am PT
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Anita is right, BCers also give Canadians that horrible, friendly, laid back image the rest of the world judges us upon. Go to Quebec where they are trying to quit if u want some real culture.
At least Whistler has the lowest number of BCers per capita of any town in BC.
Edit- in whistler u get bank rate on ur greenbacks at the government liquor store. Everywhere else will be par or worse.
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Reilly
Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
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Jan 27, 2015 - 11:02am PT
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I prefer the real Canada that I get visiting the rels down on the farm in Barrie.
At least there I don't have to worry about being force fed raw fish and sh!t.
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Justin Ross from North Fork
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 27, 2015 - 11:23am PT
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Haha Tami, great response, but your snow reports and Mongolian Grill blasphemy made me a little ill.
Mike, try not to break your back this time.
Ryan, Do you know Ryan D?
In all seriousness, I am stoked, I love Canada. Great people, hope to meet some Supertacos up there.
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RyanD
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Squamish
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Jan 27, 2015 - 11:27am PT
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Hangin with him right now Justin.
Seriously though don't worry about the weather. You're visiting a coastal rainforest in February, what's to worry about.
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kaholatingtong
Trad climber
therealmccoy from Nevada City
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Jan 27, 2015 - 11:45am PT
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AMERICAAAAAAAAA!!! F*#K YEAAAAAAA!!!
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Justin Ross from North Fork
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 27, 2015 - 12:35pm PT
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^Haha.
I am kinda disappointed that Werner hasn't graced us with one stupid American comment. He's Canadian, right?
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RyanD
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Squamish
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Jan 27, 2015 - 12:44pm PT
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Yes, like WTF said it's important to remind us about all of our citizens who have won Stanley cups for your various American cities in between gold medals :-)
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Justin Ross from North Fork
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 27, 2015 - 01:10pm PT
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Whatever dude, you're just mad that Crosby and Gretzky are the greatest hockey players of all time. Both Americans. Or at least they should be.
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