MooseDrool Scorns Offer from Clif Bar

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clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Nov 9, 2014 - 03:54pm PT
There is Tiger's Milk, why not Moosedrool bars?

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 9, 2014 - 04:01pm PT
It's so-o-o heavy.

Oh My God, there's a STONE in these 'cots! No wonder.
Braunini

Big Wall climber
cupertino
Nov 9, 2014 - 04:35pm PT
How much in U.S. dollars, does it Pay?

Not enough apparently, he didn't want to fly me out there

So much for my shot at being a sponsored climber
Splater

climber
Grey Matter
Nov 9, 2014 - 05:07pm PT
zbrown,
why no mention of soloing the Pump wall in your beached car photo?
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Nov 9, 2014 - 05:32pm PT
Braunini, I am devastated!! what ? that means I will have dump my just created Guam file.

I knew I should have gone and sent some thing and called it Guam.

It was one of the bestclimbing days of the year around here today.

Instead I searched and saved all kinds of travel info.

damn that's it I have a thread to fill with

run-on diharea! care to join me
or watch
hey is Buddhastalin around he and I get along great
he can throw in his three pennies and I'll do my best to make less than no sense.

sorry for this thread drift see my babble over there or do something useful .
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 9, 2014 - 05:55pm PT
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
Nov 9, 2014 - 09:02pm PT
Splater,
it probably would violate the locals only rule to mention it.

zBrown

Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
Nov 9, 2014 - 09:34pm PT

^Could be the same one shitting up Yosemite. Did it have a skate?


I wonder if you could stuff one of those things and hang it on the wall.
ß Î Ø T Ç H

Boulder climber
extraordinaire
Nov 9, 2014 - 10:15pm PT
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 10, 2014 - 12:36am PT
clinker

Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
Nov 10, 2014 - 06:27am PT
Who needs a Clif Bar?

mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Nov 10, 2014 - 09:57am PT
Attaboy, TRSender!
NutAgain!

Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
Nov 10, 2014 - 12:23pm PT
Wow, those vehicle situations are pretty serious. They should add a label to Cliff Bars warning not to operate heavy machinery while consuming them.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 3, 2015 - 12:36am PT
This just in...
Moosedrool finds offer from Reinero's Bar mighty tempting...only because they serve MouseDrool Stout...but declines for a reason which should be obvious to the most casual observer, drunk or sober, under the influence of Clif Bars or Power Bars.
Gnome Ofthe Diabase

climber
Out Of Bed
Jan 3, 2015 - 04:55am PT
Look at the shadow of the antlers above the head from the flash of the camera.!
Spooky !
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 3, 2015 - 04:57pm PT
Is that Caples or is it Silver Lake? Some other?

You look like a real pro, dude, all "I'm-Chuck Norris-and-i-wants-to-whip-blade-ya-punk ass." Nawmean?

Is that scorn? Warning? Scorn warning?

Shades, too...always the shades.
John M

climber
Jan 3, 2015 - 07:37pm PT
How many bars should I charge them?

Beautiful skating Moosekwan. If you sign with me as your sports agent, I can guarantee you 10 million cliff bars. I require a small up front signing fee of 100,000 dollars. But if you pay in advance, then I can guarantee you 10 million is possible.



Watch for thin ice. We don't want you becoming a moosicle.
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Topic Author's Reply - Jun 28, 2016 - 11:06pm PT
Bump.

Yeah, man. Look at those bumps.

Drool, ladies, drool.

He's spoken for.
[Click to View YouTube Video]Translation to English: "Why have you forgotten about it?"
little Z

Trad climber
un cafetal en Naranjo
Jun 29, 2016 - 05:54pm PT
wait...isn't that Vladimir Moosetin?

dikhed

climber
State of fugue and disbelief
Jun 29, 2016 - 05:56pm PT
maybe Putin's leg
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