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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Original Post - Nov 8, 2014 - 08:29pm PT
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According to a reliable but anonymous source (goodbye, Dave),
Andrzej has been approached by the Clif Bar people to see if he'd be interested in taking over for Alex Honnold in the rotation of super-climbers whom they bankroll.
This same source did not have a verbatim statement from MooseDrool, but he said that Andrzej's neighbor told him that he had some nasty comments to make to them when he refused their deal.
One wants to have been the fly on the wall.
Victorious over the cliff, our hero takes a pose.
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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MooseDrool has a nice rack and shiny glasses
Mooserule# 301
never let a pair escape ridicule
BOOBs
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John M
climber
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MOOSE !!!! I had plans for all the free cliff bars.
build an all organic house that is edible. Well. sort of edible. And then branch out into building back country shacks. Frozen and starving? just eat the furniture. I think this would be big!!! Big I tell you.
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BLUEBLOCR
Social climber
joshua tree
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this thread ain't got leggs.
but it do got boobs
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kaholatingtong
Trad climber
Nevada City
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A moose knows better than to eat that sh#t.
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Wade Icey
Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
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you guise r taking this altogether unseriosly...
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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Cliff cars you say - never tried 'em. Is it free soloing if you don't wear a seat belt?
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clarkolator
climber
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Usually I can think of a snarky follow-up, but the previous post is a thread-ender. Noone can top that.
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MisterE
Gym climber
Bishop, CA
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It was a conflict of interest with a certain Montana brewery.
Nothing to see here - move along.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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He shur is purdy.
and 'e talks funny too.
He ain't no commie either.
Even Donini likes him.
A diamond in the rough,
That is not the image I get when I think Clif Bar.
Wussup Moose?
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pocoloco1
Social climber
The Chihuahua Desert
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Lagunitas had already signed him to an exclusive
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John M
climber
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the tail lights still work in that photo above.
Cliff cars, powered by cliff bars.. takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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^Can't say for sure but, that guy appears to be roped in and therefore still eligible for endorsements and pay.
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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So that's Where I left my van, Leggs Boobs still illuminated tail lights, well one at least, and my balanced van.
BLUEBLOCR add more to this try I know you can do it proud. is this Guam?
Is the job on the level and what is it that needs retrieving?
Boltz will be involved and that means getting that new drill.
(Never had a drill those pound sticks don't count)
Sea air worthy glue-ins and an industrial winch to leave in place.
Then the U.S. military can train there as that is the only company that I can think of that gets to Guam with any regularity.
What Is that at the top of that sea cliff any way?
Maybe a lot of questions,the most important : How much in U.S. dollars, does it Pay?
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Braunini
Big Wall climber
cupertino
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I'll let you know as soon as he emails me back
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Tvash
climber
Seattle
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Belay FROM the car, not TO the car.
Just sayin'
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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YES, Braunini please include me in the planning.
WE do not, You or I work Cheap, so ....
My wife said that I was not to use the family E-mail for that
and on careful introspection
(and being whipped)
She is right
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Tvash
climber
Seattle
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I was recently approached by Bugles Corn Snacks, but I had to terminate negotiations.
Conflict of interest with my existing Beanie Weenies contract.
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
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MooseDrool doesn't need more sponsors. He's certainly sold plenty of this to your's truly.
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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There is Tiger's Milk, why not Moosedrool bars?
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 9, 2014 - 04:01pm PT
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It's so-o-o heavy.
Oh My God, there's a STONE in these 'cots! No wonder.
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Braunini
Big Wall climber
cupertino
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How much in U.S. dollars, does it Pay?
Not enough apparently, he didn't want to fly me out there
So much for my shot at being a sponsored climber
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Splater
climber
Grey Matter
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zbrown,
why no mention of soloing the Pump wall in your beached car photo?
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Braunini, I am devastated!! what ? that means I will have dump my just created Guam file.
I knew I should have gone and sent some thing and called it Guam.
It was one of the bestclimbing days of the year around here today.
Instead I searched and saved all kinds of travel info.
damn that's it I have a thread to fill with
run-on diharea! care to join me
or watch
hey is Buddhastalin around he and I get along great
he can throw in his three pennies and I'll do my best to make less than no sense.
sorry for this thread drift see my babble over there or do something useful .
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 9, 2014 - 05:55pm PT
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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Splater,
it probably would violate the locals only rule to mention it.
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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^Could be the same one shitting up Yosemite. Did it have a skate?
I wonder if you could stuff one of those things and hang it on the wall.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 10, 2014 - 12:36am PT
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clinker
Trad climber
Santa Cruz, California
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Nov 10, 2014 - 06:27am PT
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Who needs a Clif Bar?
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Nov 10, 2014 - 09:57am PT
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Attaboy, TRSender!
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NutAgain!
Trad climber
South Pasadena, CA
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Nov 10, 2014 - 12:23pm PT
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Wow, those vehicle situations are pretty serious. They should add a label to Cliff Bars warning not to operate heavy machinery while consuming them.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 3, 2015 - 12:36am PT
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This just in...
Moosedrool finds offer from Reinero's Bar mighty tempting...only because they serve MouseDrool Stout...but declines for a reason which should be obvious to the most casual observer, drunk or sober, under the influence of Clif Bars or Power Bars.
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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Look at the shadow of the antlers above the head from the flash of the camera.!
Spooky !
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 3, 2015 - 04:57pm PT
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Is that Caples or is it Silver Lake? Some other?
You look like a real pro, dude, all "I'm-Chuck Norris-and-i-wants-to-whip-blade-ya-punk ass." Nawmean?
Is that scorn? Warning? Scorn warning?
Shades, too...always the shades.
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John M
climber
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How many bars should I charge them?
Beautiful skating Moosekwan. If you sign with me as your sports agent, I can guarantee you 10 million cliff bars. I require a small up front signing fee of 100,000 dollars. But if you pay in advance, then I can guarantee you 10 million is possible.
Watch for thin ice. We don't want you becoming a moosicle.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 28, 2016 - 11:06pm PT
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Bump.
Yeah, man. Look at those bumps.
Drool, ladies, drool.
He's spoken for.
[Click to View YouTube Video]Translation to English: "Why have you forgotten about it?"
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little Z
Trad climber
un cafetal en Naranjo
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Jun 29, 2016 - 05:54pm PT
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wait...isn't that Vladimir Moosetin?
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dikhed
climber
State of fugue and disbelief
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Jun 29, 2016 - 05:56pm PT
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maybe Putin's leg
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Jun 29, 2016 - 06:02pm PT
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Fair warning...Andrzej cannot abide Russkis.
Cosmic Barbie, how ravishing!
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Fritz
Social climber
Choss Creek, ID
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Jun 29, 2016 - 06:05pm PT
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Moosedrool is the perfectly-honed wise & mature climber. Note the large hand & long fingers, that he used perfectly to run up difficult routes at our recent City of Rocks adventure.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Reply - Oct 28, 2016 - 03:48am PT
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LOOK OUT, ANDRZEJ IS COMING!!!!
Just spoofin'. He's hurt again.
Hope your injury will heal well, old boy.
Sorry to hear you're in pain.
It's going around.
And yeah, I have been "HOARDING" this shot for just such an event.
Plus I didn't want to flood the market with shots of one of the most remarkable and resilient guys I've met.
Ever.
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neebee
Social climber
calif/texas
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Oct 28, 2016 - 09:38pm PT
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hey there say, moosedrool...
oh my, i missed this the first time around...
happy good eve, :)
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