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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Topic Author's Original Post - Nov 8, 2014 - 08:29pm PT
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According to a reliable but anonymous source (goodbye, Dave),
Andrzej has been approached by the Clif Bar people to see if he'd be interested in taking over for Alex Honnold in the rotation of super-climbers whom they bankroll.
This same source did not have a verbatim statement from MooseDrool, but he said that Andrzej's neighbor told him that he had some nasty comments to make to them when he refused their deal.
One wants to have been the fly on the wall.
Victorious over the cliff, our hero takes a pose.
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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MooseDrool has a nice rack and shiny glasses
Mooserule# 301
never let a pair escape ridicule
BOOBs
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John M
climber
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MOOSE !!!! I had plans for all the free cliff bars.
build an all organic house that is edible. Well. sort of edible. And then branch out into building back country shacks. Frozen and starving? just eat the furniture. I think this would be big!!! Big I tell you.
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BLUEBLOCR
Social climber
joshua tree
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this thread ain't got leggs.
but it do got boobs
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kaholatingtong
Trad climber
Nevada City
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A moose knows better than to eat that sh#t.
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Wade Icey
Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
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you guise r taking this altogether unseriosly...
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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Cliff cars you say - never tried 'em. Is it free soloing if you don't wear a seat belt?
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clarkolator
climber
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Usually I can think of a snarky follow-up, but the previous post is a thread-ender. Noone can top that.
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MisterE
Gym climber
Bishop, CA
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It was a conflict of interest with a certain Montana brewery.
Nothing to see here - move along.
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Wayno
Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
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He shur is purdy.
and 'e talks funny too.
He ain't no commie either.
Even Donini likes him.
A diamond in the rough,
That is not the image I get when I think Clif Bar.
Wussup Moose?
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pocoloco1
Social climber
The Chihuahua Desert
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Lagunitas had already signed him to an exclusive
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John M
climber
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the tail lights still work in that photo above.
Cliff cars, powered by cliff bars.. takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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^Can't say for sure but, that guy appears to be roped in and therefore still eligible for endorsements and pay.
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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So that's Where I left my van, Leggs Boobs still illuminated tail lights, well one at least, and my balanced van.
BLUEBLOCR add more to this try I know you can do it proud. is this Guam?
Is the job on the level and what is it that needs retrieving?
Boltz will be involved and that means getting that new drill.
(Never had a drill those pound sticks don't count)
Sea air worthy glue-ins and an industrial winch to leave in place.
Then the U.S. military can train there as that is the only company that I can think of that gets to Guam with any regularity.
What Is that at the top of that sea cliff any way?
Maybe a lot of questions,the most important : How much in U.S. dollars, does it Pay?
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Braunini
Big Wall climber
cupertino
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I'll let you know as soon as he emails me back
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Tvash
climber
Seattle
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Belay FROM the car, not TO the car.
Just sayin'
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Gnome Ofthe Diabase
climber
Out Of Bed
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YES, Braunini please include me in the planning.
WE do not, You or I work Cheap, so ....
My wife said that I was not to use the family E-mail for that
and on careful introspection
(and being whipped)
She is right
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Tvash
climber
Seattle
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I was recently approached by Bugles Corn Snacks, but I had to terminate negotiations.
Conflict of interest with my existing Beanie Weenies contract.
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Spider Savage
Mountain climber
The shaggy fringe of Los Angeles
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MooseDrool doesn't need more sponsors. He's certainly sold plenty of this to your's truly.
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