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BLUEBLOCR
Social climber
joshua tree
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Mar 28, 2015 - 10:04pm PT
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Ha Ha Haaa
Ur last few have been awesome Bushy!
actually they all have
edit; butt, butt, what happened?
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MisterE
Gym climber
Bishop, CA
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Mar 28, 2015 - 10:12pm PT
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When I was a wiseacre
in my younger years, certainly not
anymore
Grandpa would say
"Don't be a smart-ass"
My standard retort
"OK Grandpa,
I will stay a dumb-ass."
did not grant me good graces.
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Todd Gordon
Trad climber
Joshua Tree, Cal
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Mar 29, 2015 - 12:41am PT
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Ba-bam....
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Bushman
Social climber
Elk Grove, California
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Mar 29, 2015 - 01:24am PT
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Wife doesn't like my jack of ass poem
Seriously need more rest
I'm so behind
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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Mar 29, 2015 - 07:49am PT
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harnass is harnass, eh?
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Oplopanax
Mountain climber
The Deep Woods
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Mar 31, 2015 - 12:13pm PT
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If you can free your ass, I have heard that your mind will follow.
That is good, because otherwise you would have to rap down your ass and clean the gear yourself.
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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Mar 31, 2015 - 12:31pm PT
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Mar 31, 2015 - 01:47pm PT
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"the incessant blessings of life"--norwegend
Asses to asses
Dust to dust
This thread's resurrected
We've cleaned off the rust
Lynne,
Aa in Nine, the movie, an ass in time saves nine.--just ass Guido
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Lynne Leichtfuss
Trad climber
Will know soon
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Mar 31, 2015 - 03:44pm PT
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Lol, Mouse, you do have a ways with ass embling words and putting them into thoughts........:)
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Vegasclimber
Trad climber
Las Vegas, NV.
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Mar 31, 2015 - 04:16pm PT
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Flip, I don't know who that is but seeing something like that would probably result in me walking straight into the El Cap Oak...just sayin. Yowza.
Good thread - Marmot Approved!™
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yanqui
climber
Balcarce, Argentina
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Mar 31, 2015 - 04:26pm PT
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Which one is the ass?
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO & Bend, OR
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Mar 31, 2015 - 05:32pm PT
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Segueing from Donini's opening post, with the lament, "It's that thing I fell for" (too true for me too).
And to help the scientifically minded Moosedrool by quantifying the problem, I offer this reflection during my morning shower. (I think it was prompted by a news report that 50% of American men will get cancer during their lifetime; I don't believe this, but I heard it.)
Assuming I ever faced a prostate cancer diagnosis and was offered these treatment options, what would I do?
1. Option 1
Cure success rate = 100%
Probability of side affect of loss of sexual function = 100%
2. Option 2
Cure success rate = 75% or more
Probability of side affect of loss of sexual function = 50% or less
3. Option 3
Cure success rate = 50% or less
Probability of side affect of loss of sexual function = Zero%
What options would you prefer?
I'd take option 3.
What would Moose do?
Norwegian?
Donini?
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
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Mar 31, 2015 - 06:35pm PT
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It seems that enough time has been wasted on defining ass, how about some effort on how to get some, or at least a piece.
Be careful here, in California you face being shot (or worse - I think there was a thread on this somewhere) if you "end up" with the wrong type.
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SteveW
Trad climber
The state of confusion
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Mar 31, 2015 - 07:52pm PT
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My middle name. . .
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO & Bend, OR
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Mar 31, 2015 - 09:18pm PT
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Moose:
You don't "need more information." It's either option 1, option 2 or option 3! Show us where you stand on the ass/balls issue.
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thebravecowboy
climber
Greyrock, CO
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Mar 31, 2015 - 09:28pm PT
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Ass is as ass does, Mama always told me.
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ß Î Ø T Ç H
Boulder climber
extraordinaire
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Mar 31, 2015 - 09:48pm PT
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thebravecowboy
climber
Lost Park
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ass is booty, it is jackasses, it is basically the free-wheelin' side of life.
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