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Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Jan 10, 2015 - 07:41am PT
werner is best spoken
when he is silent.
the rest is just noise,
which distracts an
audience from
his message of wisdom.
crankster

Trad climber
Jan 10, 2015 - 07:42am PT
^^^
Love the Norway Man.
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujň de la Playa
Jan 10, 2015 - 10:29am PT
↑ ↑ Zero calorie? Absolutely.

zBrown

Ice climber
Brujň de la Playa
Jan 10, 2015 - 11:08am PT
Most non-stupid people will have observed this already, but for the chosen few, cut & paste in it's most common usage on the STaco forum, is actually copy & paste, since usually the cutter/paster is intending that the original (which actually could already be a copy, opening up the infinite recursion to absolute zero/nil condundrum) will in fact still be there if he/she goes back to check after the transfer.

Be all that as it may, if the cut/copy & paste function is allowed to drop formatting, then is it not possible that it is also allowed allowed to drop non-formatting (i.e. content). This could be problematic when cutting/copying and pasting long passages.

How does one know that the copied content is in fact the original content without going back and doing an exhaustive comparison. That is to say, can it be said truthfully that in fact the qutoes of Herr Braun mentioned are in fact his quotes and that their representation here is an accurate depiction of his intent.

Implications for copyrights? Please keep a sharp eye out for the collaboration of mfm and DMT to be released as:

"Don't Tread on My Rights - Do You Copy"

to be released concurrently with the LMPL Marijuana Crash book soon.



mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 10, 2015 - 12:41pm PT
We're going with "Don't Duck-Walk On My Rights: You Copy, I Paste." :0)

INCOMING! ST Messages of Wisdom...sounds like spent rounds, though.

No need to duck.
Hardly Visible

Social climber
Llatikcuf WA
Jan 10, 2015 - 01:33pm PT
Military intelegence?

Wtf? They're trying to talk to a wooden indian.
Ever see one of those things standing in front of an old store?
No one really ever gives the thing a good once look over.
But every now and then someone will stop and do that.
Suddenly they see the wooden Indian's eyeballs move.
Wtf they say to themselves shaking their heads and telling themselves
"I didn't see that"...
Hardly Visible

Social climber
Llatikcuf WA
Jan 10, 2015 - 01:38pm PT
"Fish man by the way you behave you'll be reincarnated as a urinal"
10b4me

climber
Topic Author's Reply - Jan 10, 2015 - 04:25pm PT
In Camp 4 people are standing around watching someone pounding a tent stake into the ground .........

pretty soon, abc, nbc, and the cdc will have a reporter on the scene.
Flip Flop

Trad climber
Truckee, CA
Jan 10, 2015 - 08:32pm PT
Werner: The Movie

[Click to View YouTube Video]
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Oregon
Jan 10, 2015 - 09:14pm PT
^^^LMAO!


Werner on Semiconductor science:

LED is just a doped unencapsulated diode.

Doped to be stupid so it can glow the right wavelength.

Stupid diode.
Srbphoto

climber
Kennewick wa
Feb 16, 2015 - 06:52pm PT
You climbers were the ones screaming like little girls about the use of Power drilling years ago.

That's why you're an Under Achiever ....
Under Achiever

Trad climber
Los Angeles
Feb 16, 2015 - 06:54pm PT
^^^^ Yup, priceless. Made it worth doin' all that typin' on the computer.
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Portland Oregon
Feb 16, 2015 - 07:06pm PT
But.....



Apr 27, 2012 - 06:18pm PT
Are Bolts really Necessary?

Naw .... Bolts are stupid and unnecessary!

Remove all the bolts from your car and engine and it will run much better .....
STEEVEE

Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
Mar 20, 2015 - 04:34pm PT

Licking the jar from the outside will never give you the inside ......
TWP

Trad climber
Mancos, CO & Bend, OR
Nov 12, 2015 - 08:40pm PT
"Every conditioned living entity MUST make mistakes.

There's no escape ....."

WBraun, Nov. 12, 2015 on Supertopo
kunlun_shan

Mountain climber
SF, CA
Dec 7, 2016 - 08:13pm PT
"Werner saying to me in the C4 lot, while eating an enormous bowl of spinach: 'Eat your spinach and you can be an Astroman, too.'"

According to BASE104 - http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=85279&msg=86035#msg86035
Jim Clipper

climber
Nov 21, 2018 - 12:24pm PT
I don't fuk with peoples souls.

Inconceivable! I mean, Impossible! Oy,... will I ever meet the guru? If you do, you better give him some ahimsa.
throwpie

Trad climber
Berkeley
Nov 21, 2018 - 12:27pm PT
The two I remember were “got an extra cigarette?” and “huh?”
Jim Clipper

climber
Nov 22, 2018 - 08:06am PT
Nothing is impure... including camel braun. Get you mind out of the gutter...
Zay

climber
Monterey, Ca
Nov 23, 2018 - 12:31am PT
My dad, who worked with werner on yosar, has occasionally regailed situations where everything would be set up for a rescue and...

"We would all just look at Werner and he would say (and my dad would say with an almost Shwartzenagger voice),

'It's bomber!'"

Or sometimes he would regail other scenarios where Werner would say, with thr same voice,

"This is stoopid!"
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