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10b4me

Trad climber
California
Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 18, 2006 - 07:35pm PT
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WBraun

climber
From:


I don't like you Mountain Man.
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Sep 25, 2012 - 03:34pm PT
bump

from 1983

“Where are you from, Werner?”
“Same place as you, man.”
can't say

Social climber
Pasadena CA
Sep 25, 2012 - 03:35pm PT
stupid Americans
tornado

climber
lawrence kansas
Sep 25, 2012 - 03:38pm PT
only stupid americans would make two threads about the same thing.http://www.supertopo.com/climbers-forum/214448/Quotes-of-Werner-Braun
zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Sep 25, 2012 - 04:16pm PT
These are the "classics" doncha know? The others are just quotes.

ha!

zBrown

Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
Sep 25, 2012 - 11:45pm PT
2005

Let it go and go forward to the future lessons that await you.

I'm not you're lawyer.

What are you “really” doing to yourself?

Someone is becoming one?

Do we see how this bullshit’ is playing out and how it goes on and on …..stupid!
ß Î Ø T Ç H

Boulder climber
bouldering
Sep 26, 2012 - 01:54am PT
I gave him a ride from the lodge to Cascade creek and he didn't say anything the whole way.
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Mar 6, 2013 - 11:22am PT
One can not eliminate anger.

If one tries, .... one becomes sterile ......

http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.php?topic_id=2086444&tn=0#msg2086477
BASE104

Social climber
An Oil Field
Mar 6, 2013 - 01:04pm PT
Eat your spinach and you can be an astroman, too.
climbski2

Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
Dec 31, 2013 - 01:53am PT
Climbing is just another mundane fad.

Real men get on the magic carpet and fly all over the cosmic creation .....
crankster

Trad climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
Dec 31, 2013 - 09:48am PT
Tomorrow, I return to my home planet.
donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Dec 31, 2013 - 09:53am PT
Werner is a fencer and his rapier is the word stupid.....which he has more flavors for than the urban dictionary.
TrundleBum

Trad climber
Las Vegas
Dec 31, 2013 - 11:29am PT

Just drill the damn bolt any way you please. If you use a bolt gun just make sure no snitches are around to rat you out.
hooblie

climber
from out where the anecdotes roam
Dec 31, 2013 - 12:33pm PT
"climb like smoke"
apogee

climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
Jan 9, 2015 - 05:27pm PT
Kalimon

Social climber
Ridgway, CO
Jan 9, 2015 - 07:07pm PT
When your number is up, your number is up . . .
Norton

Social climber
quitcherbellyachin
Jan 9, 2015 - 07:39pm PT
lots and lots more "classic" quotes from the ball cupper
Lorenzo

Trad climber
Oregon
Jan 9, 2015 - 08:39pm PT
I have thoughts that no computer can ever hold
zBrown

Ice climber
Brujò de la Playa
Jan 9, 2015 - 08:43pm PT
Jan 7, 2015 - 09:38am PT

No we didn't say them same thing essentially.

I say zero is not the Absolute .....


OT: Have you noticed that cut&paste drops formatting?
mouse from merced

Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
Jan 10, 2015 - 07:28am PT
^^^Of course, I'm not stupid.

The most common stupid Americans are the rednecks from the southern states, and Jessica Simpson.

Rednecks are strange and mindless creatures.

A common tendency of a redneck is to use the question "Say what now?".

This phrase/question telling you to say what, now is straining to the mind of most intelligent people.

Telling another person to do so isn't asking that other person to repeat themselves or clarify, just to say "what".

Why rednecks think this advances the conversation, is yet to be understood.

Rednecks' red necks are likely the result of shaving, a task considered very dangerous for an American to attempt without nearby medical personnel.

Rednecks made up 50% to the North Americans Stupidity statistics.

Rednecks contribute nothing to the world's economy.

Zero. Like Beetle Bailey's buddy.

Scientists suggest that rednecks may eventually fuse with their firearms and create a new species of primitive ape-men.



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