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10b4me
Trad climber
California
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Topic Author's Original Post - Jul 18, 2006 - 07:35pm PT
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WBraun
climber
From:
I don't like you Mountain Man.
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Sep 25, 2012 - 03:34pm PT
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bump
from 1983
“Where are you from, Werner?”
“Same place as you, man.”
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can't say
Social climber
Pasadena CA
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Sep 25, 2012 - 03:35pm PT
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stupid Americans
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Sep 25, 2012 - 04:16pm PT
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These are the "classics" doncha know? The others are just quotes.
ha!
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zBrown
Ice climber
chingadero de chula vista
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Sep 25, 2012 - 11:45pm PT
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2005
Let it go and go forward to the future lessons that await you.
I'm not you're lawyer.
What are you “really” doing to yourself?
Someone is becoming one?
Do we see how this bullshit’ is playing out and how it goes on and on …..stupid!
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ß Î Ř T Ç H
Boulder climber
bouldering
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Sep 26, 2012 - 01:54am PT
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I gave him a ride from the lodge to Cascade creek and he didn't say anything the whole way.
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BASE104
Social climber
An Oil Field
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Eat your spinach and you can be an astroman, too.
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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Dec 31, 2013 - 01:53am PT
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Climbing is just another mundane fad.
Real men get on the magic carpet and fly all over the cosmic creation .....
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crankster
Trad climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
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Dec 31, 2013 - 09:48am PT
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Tomorrow, I return to my home planet.
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donini
Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
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Dec 31, 2013 - 09:53am PT
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Werner is a fencer and his rapier is the word stupid.....which he has more flavors for than the urban dictionary.
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TrundleBum
Trad climber
Las Vegas
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Dec 31, 2013 - 11:29am PT
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Just drill the damn bolt any way you please. If you use a bolt gun just make sure no snitches are around to rat you out.
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hooblie
climber
from out where the anecdotes roam
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Dec 31, 2013 - 12:33pm PT
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"climb like smoke"
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apogee
climber
Technically expert, safe belayer, can lead if easy
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Kalimon
Social climber
Ridgway, CO
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When your number is up, your number is up . . .
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Norton
Social climber
quitcherbellyachin
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lots and lots more "classic" quotes from the ball cupper
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Lorenzo
Trad climber
Oregon
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I have thoughts that no computer can ever hold
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujň de la Playa
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Jan 7, 2015 - 09:38am PT
No we didn't say them same thing essentially.
I say zero is not the Absolute .....
OT: Have you noticed that cut&paste drops formatting?
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 10, 2015 - 07:28am PT
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^^^Of course, I'm not stupid.
The most common stupid Americans are the rednecks from the southern states, and Jessica Simpson.
Rednecks are strange and mindless creatures.
A common tendency of a redneck is to use the question "Say what now?".
This phrase/question telling you to say what, now is straining to the mind of most intelligent people.
Telling another person to do so isn't asking that other person to repeat themselves or clarify, just to say "what".
Why rednecks think this advances the conversation, is yet to be understood.
Rednecks' red necks are likely the result of shaving, a task considered very dangerous for an American to attempt without nearby medical personnel.
Rednecks made up 50% to the North Americans Stupidity statistics.
Rednecks contribute nothing to the world's economy.
Zero. Like Beetle Bailey's buddy.
Scientists suggest that rednecks may eventually fuse with their firearms and create a new species of primitive ape-men.
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Norwegian
Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
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Jan 10, 2015 - 07:41am PT
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werner is best spoken
when he is silent.
the rest is just noise,
which distracts an
audience from
his message of wisdom.
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crankster
Trad climber
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Jan 10, 2015 - 07:42am PT
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^^^
Love the Norway Man.
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujň de la Playa
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Jan 10, 2015 - 10:29am PT
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↑ ↑ Zero calorie? Absolutely.
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zBrown
Ice climber
Brujň de la Playa
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Jan 10, 2015 - 11:08am PT
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Most non-stupid people will have observed this already, but for the chosen few, cut & paste in it's most common usage on the STaco forum, is actually copy & paste, since usually the cutter/paster is intending that the original (which actually could already be a copy, opening up the infinite recursion to absolute zero/nil condundrum) will in fact still be there if he/she goes back to check after the transfer.
Be all that as it may, if the cut/copy & paste function is allowed to drop formatting, then is it not possible that it is also allowed allowed to drop non-formatting (i.e. content). This could be problematic when cutting/copying and pasting long passages.
How does one know that the copied content is in fact the original content without going back and doing an exhaustive comparison. That is to say, can it be said truthfully that in fact the qutoes of Herr Braun mentioned are in fact his quotes and that their representation here is an accurate depiction of his intent.
Implications for copyrights? Please keep a sharp eye out for the collaboration of mfm and DMT to be released as:
"Don't Tread on My Rights - Do You Copy"
to be released concurrently with the LMPL Marijuana Crash book soon.
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Jan 10, 2015 - 12:41pm PT
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We're going with "Don't Duck-Walk On My Rights: You Copy, I Paste." :0)
INCOMING! ST Messages of Wisdom...sounds like spent rounds, though.
No need to duck.
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Hardly Visible
Social climber
Llatikcuf WA
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Jan 10, 2015 - 01:33pm PT
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Military intelegence?
Wtf? They're trying to talk to a wooden indian.
Ever see one of those things standing in front of an old store?
No one really ever gives the thing a good once look over.
But every now and then someone will stop and do that.
Suddenly they see the wooden Indian's eyeballs move.
Wtf they say to themselves shaking their heads and telling themselves
"I didn't see that"...
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Hardly Visible
Social climber
Llatikcuf WA
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Jan 10, 2015 - 01:38pm PT
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"Fish man by the way you behave you'll be reincarnated as a urinal"
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10b4me
climber
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Topic Author's Reply - Jan 10, 2015 - 04:25pm PT
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In Camp 4 people are standing around watching someone pounding a tent stake into the ground .........
pretty soon, abc, nbc, and the cdc will have a reporter on the scene.
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Lorenzo
Trad climber
Oregon
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Jan 10, 2015 - 09:14pm PT
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^^^LMAO!
Werner on Semiconductor science:
LED is just a doped unencapsulated diode.
Doped to be stupid so it can glow the right wavelength.
Stupid diode.
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Srbphoto
climber
Kennewick wa
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Feb 16, 2015 - 06:52pm PT
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You climbers were the ones screaming like little girls about the use of Power drilling years ago.
That's why you're an Under Achiever ....
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Under Achiever
Trad climber
Los Angeles
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Feb 16, 2015 - 06:54pm PT
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^^^^ Yup, priceless. Made it worth doin' all that typin' on the computer.
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Lorenzo
Trad climber
Portland Oregon
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Feb 16, 2015 - 07:06pm PT
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But.....
Apr 27, 2012 - 06:18pm PT
Are Bolts really Necessary?
Naw .... Bolts are stupid and unnecessary!
Remove all the bolts from your car and engine and it will run much better .....
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STEEVEE
Social climber
HUMBOLDT, CA
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Mar 20, 2015 - 04:34pm PT
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Licking the jar from the outside will never give you the inside ......
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO & Bend, OR
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Nov 12, 2015 - 08:40pm PT
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"Every conditioned living entity MUST make mistakes.
There's no escape ....."
WBraun, Nov. 12, 2015 on Supertopo
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Jim Clipper
climber
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Nov 21, 2018 - 12:24pm PT
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I don't fuk with peoples souls.
Inconceivable! I mean, Impossible! Oy,... will I ever meet the guru? If you do, you better give him some ahimsa.
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throwpie
Trad climber
Berkeley
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Nov 21, 2018 - 12:27pm PT
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The two I remember were “got an extra cigarette?” and “huh?”
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Jim Clipper
climber
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Nov 22, 2018 - 08:06am PT
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Nothing is impure... including camel braun. Get you mind out of the gutter...
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Zay
climber
Monterey, Ca
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Nov 23, 2018 - 12:31am PT
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My dad, who worked with werner on yosar, has occasionally regailed situations where everything would be set up for a rescue and...
"We would all just look at Werner and he would say (and my dad would say with an almost Shwartzenagger voice),
'It's bomber!'"
Or sometimes he would regail other scenarios where Werner would say, with thr same voice,
"This is stoopid!"
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mouse from merced
Trad climber
The finger of fate, my friends, is fickle.
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Nov 23, 2018 - 07:32am PT
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Huh?
You guys speak English?
You know nothing.
Those guys were pussies.
Those bolts are bomber, as long as nobody uses them.
Don't worry, you're not going to die.
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neebee
Social climber
calif/texas
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Nov 30, 2018 - 09:56pm PT
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hey there, say, all... wow, i really enjoy this page...
:)
sure need to meet werner... :)
and merry... :)
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TWP
Trad climber
Mancos, CO & Bend, OR
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"You pussies never have belayed off blades of grass and twigs.
It's only top roping, what could go wrong ......."
From Supertopo thread "Is Mine Longer Than Yours," dated Dec. 1, 2018
The man is famous (and quoted) in his own time. Now that is an accomplishment.
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