I assume that hammock bivies suck

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deuce4

climber
Hobart, Australia
Apr 23, 2009 - 05:19pm PT
That guy in the second photo looks pretty happy to see the light of day. Pretty much sums up the whole hammock experience.

Would like to see what Raydog had in mind a few posts (and a few years) back. We (at the old A5) tried to create a better hammock type bivy with two different designs (one by me, and one by Minerals), and though both were a vast improvement over the Forrest type (actually BAT type) rig, they weren't comfy enough to make the grade.

Edit: Russ had something pretty cool sometime back--not sure it ever caught on.
Russ Walling

Gym climber
Vulva, Wyoming
Apr 23, 2009 - 05:45pm PT
Deuce: maybe the One Night Stand? It's actually is comfy and all that, but nearly as pricey as a real ledge, so most people just get a real ledge. We still sell them, a few a year.

I spent exactly one night in a hammock, with a spreader bar..... in the middle of the night I was certain my collar bone was broken and then when I moved, I realized I also had a broken pelvis, broken femur, and a liver laceration.

All were quickly healed once I got back to the comfort of hanging free air in my 1" swami with no leg loops.

Hammocks straight up blow assss™™™™
F10

Trad climber
e350
Apr 23, 2009 - 05:58pm PT
Alpine winter hammock bivies suck, froze my a## off,


Hammocks are ok some of the time, liteweight and don't take up much room

I prefer my ledge
Knave

climber
Apr 23, 2009 - 06:00pm PT
Slept in a Forrest Wall Womb once and while fiddling around trying to get comfortable I shot the shoulder spreader like a bow and arrow. Says to myself, "Miserable"!! Get a ledge.
Double D

climber
Apr 23, 2009 - 06:05pm PT
They suck...


But are way better that a butt bag bivi...
Kurt Rieder and Bill Price on 1st Nose Attempt, ages: 15 & 16

wildone

climber
GHOST TOWN
Apr 23, 2009 - 11:27pm PT
Anyone BEEN in a pika parasite?
Bldrjac

Ice climber
Boulder
Apr 23, 2009 - 11:34pm PT
Yeah, I've got a Pika Parasite and it does not suck. The two spreader bars seem to work just fine. After a day of hauling and aid climbing I'm usually bushed enough that I can sleep in anything. However, it is the best hammock I've used.
wildone

climber
GHOST TOWN
Apr 23, 2009 - 11:41pm PT
THANK YOU. Every time I look at it and consider buying it, I always stick on not knowing anyone who has personally been in one. I'm not a complainer, and my whole attitude has been "deal with it" in regard to bivies, so I think if it's even mildly uncomfortable, it'll be awesome!
hooblie

climber
Apr 24, 2009 - 12:26am PT
shouldn't fail to mention that an enormous amount of water can be captured as it flows in sheets down the wall. that impossible to enter sleeping bag is in no danger of blowing away. it sloshes listlessly in the pool while you batman your way into a spinning bladder relief position. the yellow snow which has accumulated under your chin should rinse away nicely if you ever manage cobra position, tho arms will be pinned behind you in a compessed swan dive. this akwardness is the chief reason the bottle thing didn't work. too exhausted to consider re-entering the bag, it can now be used to pad the chickenhead which has been digging into your hip. don't slosh over the side onto your partner, he's shivering in his own sock soup and is getting kind of cranky.
wildone

climber
GHOST TOWN
Apr 24, 2009 - 02:22pm PT
That's true-I'll probably just punch all the water in the balls as it tries to get in bed with me. That's how I keep girls from getting into bivies with me (I'm taken, ladies). Or I'll just play hard to want, and the water will be repelled. Hard to want works a lot better than hard to get, in my opinion.
JEleazarian

Trad climber
Fresno CA
Apr 24, 2009 - 03:46pm PT
I've spent several nights in a two-point, Robbins-style hammock, and slept pretty well each time. I had a 3/4-inch ensolite pad, which helped, but I was usually so tired my sleep-to-vigil ratio was at least 90%, which was the same as what I usually do on a ledge. Would not want to be in one in a storm, though.

John
the Fet

Supercaliyosemistic climber
Tu-Tok-A-Nu-La
Apr 24, 2009 - 06:43pm PT
It depends who's in there with you.

SteveW

Trad climber
The state of confusion
Apr 24, 2009 - 10:58pm PT
All you have to do is look at the picture of Robbins
in the hammock and think. . . um, this doesn't look good!
Hooray! for whoever invented the LEDGE!!!!1111
Ray-J

Social climber
socal
Sep 22, 2009 - 04:40pm PT
Deuce4,

I will be working on one this winter
And will post pics so U can check it out.

It will be a featherweight thing,
Integrated deployment bag -

The crux issues hopefully being minimized
To make the thing reasonable to actually use :)
And still very light.

rockermike

Mountain climber
Sep 22, 2009 - 04:45pm PT
I'll confirm what someone said above; only thing worse than a hammock bivy is a harness and slings bivy. Can't wait to get moving again.
Ray-J

Social climber
socal
Sep 22, 2009 - 04:49pm PT
Sad truth is, the forrest wall womb "scallops"
Do exactly the opposite of what you want :)

Have always thought this funny, an oft imitated idea.

montgomery wick

Social climber
Baltoro Glacier, Pakistan
Sep 22, 2009 - 04:56pm PT
The thought process is invariably, its cheap & light, surely I can endure one night in it. Regardless, I will be so tired from climbing I will sleep like a...I mean, how bad could it be?....

...so, before a real wall, spent a night on the second pitch of climb after a day of climbing to get full affect....and...

worst.night.ever.

beg, borrow or steal a ledge or choose a wall route that has natural ledges...

Ray-J

Social climber
socal
Sep 22, 2009 - 05:15pm PT
Anyone got a pic of a pika parasiite hammock
They could post - b neat to see one.

I don't blame folks for decrying the hammock thing:
Exact reason I think some attention in the design realm
Might be fun.

Ps - I did an image search for the pika unit, nada.
No big tho - just curious.
nutjob

climber
Berkeley, CA
Sep 22, 2009 - 09:06pm PT
Here's an idea (feel free to patent it, just make sure you stamp a little inscription like "nutjob is great!" somewhere on the finished product):

1) support infrastructure of a hammock
2) zip on a sleepingbag with integrated fly on the top side
3) zip on a sleepingbag with integrated fly on the bottom side
4) embed a screw-on adaptor on the bottom in the middle, which couples to surgical tubing to capture piss without unzipping from the bag. Doubles as a drain if you accidentally fill up your bag with rain or run-off.

That way you have the hammock to use in any weather, and your down/synthetic material won't get crushed between you and the hammock itself. And if it's too hot, you can leave the insulation behind to save weight/space.

Still have to address the issue of smashing the insulation against the rock if you're on a slab or tight corner. But for free-hanging, you'll be in good shape. Add an isosceles triangle frame on top with short side to the wall, suspend the the hammock from 2 points (apex furthest from wall, and the center point of the bar near the wall), and you can get your body away from the wall to be warmer and more comfortable.

But then you have to carry the upper support bars, so why not just do a regular portaledge? Can probably save some weight, but lose the convenience of a flat place to spread stuff out. Maybe there's a market....

Edit: You sell 'em the basic hammock first, then sell em the bad weather upgrade kit, and then sell a comfort upgrade kit with the triangular frame to make it more comfortable for 2 points away from the wall.
dee ee

Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
Sep 22, 2009 - 09:14pm PT
The Troll could handle it!



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