The fine art of screwing the second

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donini

Trad climber
Ouray, Colorado
Nov 11, 2008 - 07:43pm PT
Dirtineye, you forgot about the weight of the rope which the second doesn't have to deal with. Now I suggest that when you get to the crux you.....
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Feb 25, 2009 - 06:56pm PT
Bump for Curt. And a fine, irascible thread.
JuanDeFuca

Big Wall climber
Stoney Point
Feb 25, 2009 - 07:09pm PT
IHA9"D
dirtineye

Trad climber
the south
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 28, 2009 - 05:28am PT
barbarian, your way is only good if you have a partner of the oppisite ses, or you are gay.

Good idea, but sort of missed the point of the thread.
Some things are better left for later, back at the van, anyway.

It would be nice if this thread could continue, but apparently most of the truly great tricks have already been pulled adn described here.

I guess I should mention that putting a bit of chalk on an impossible 'hold'or two and then aiding thought the impossible to free section adn neglecting to tell the second is always good for a laugh, if a bit over used and somewaht of a cliche after all.

still, everyone should do this at least once. I sear the second will never forget it, having been there, done that, and I was the poor second who spent 30 minutes trying to free 5. impossible and wondering just what sort of climbing god I was going up the route behind.

Long live climbers and their particular brand of humor!
kinnikinik

Trad climber
b.c.c
Feb 28, 2009 - 11:10am PT
my fave is to untie when the belayer can't see me and thread the rope through some impossible squeeze and retie.The follower then has to figure that out.
Toker Villain

Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
Feb 28, 2009 - 01:29pm PT
Thank you, thank you, thank you.



(and at the time I'd barely done one wall. Now, one of my partners says I'm full of tricks.
At least I think she said "tricks",..)
Mighty Hiker

Social climber
Vancouver, B.C.
Feb 28, 2009 - 07:41pm PT
It might be consistent with the spirit of the thread for Ron to ask for royalties from kinnikinnik, for use of his award-winning technique.
Reilly

Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
Feb 28, 2009 - 07:51pm PT
I haven't had time to peruse more than the first page but I can see this is an erudite and 'penetrating' exposition. Since I have not seen more than the first page I am wondering if withholding a top rope for whiners on '3rd class' has been examined. In retrospect the time it would have taken to toss the rope down would have more than made up for the verbal and emotional abuse it has cost me in the ensuing 25 years. It probably also was not wise to do so on one's honeymoon.
reddirt

climber
Mar 23, 2010 - 01:40pm PT
this weekend made me think of this thread.
guyman

Trad climber
Moorpark, CA.
Mar 23, 2010 - 01:46pm PT
Red..... pretty cryptic.

I had an Ex-partner who could never figure out how to protect 2nd on long traverses. Three strikes your out.


RIP Dirt.
MisterE

Social climber
Across Town From Easy Street
Mar 27, 2010 - 05:49pm PT
One of my favorites is the old "wobbly-stopper-as-the-first-piece" trick. Upon arriving at the belay, the leader pulls up the rope, and as soon as it is tensioned, the piece pops and spins down the rope to give the second a little wake-up call just before climbing. Nothing larger than a #12 stopper or a #5 tri-cam, of course...wouldn't want anyone to get hurt.
mucci

Trad climber
The pitch of Bagalaar above you
Mar 28, 2010 - 02:36am PT
Dirt-

There is a picture around the 700-800th post I think in the Souther Yosemite thread that depicts the correct method of slingin panties.

Pretty funny stuff here, I always like answering the whimpering calls from above with "Don't you worry about what were doing down here, you got your own shi+ to deal with" Which is usually followed by "GFU" from above.

Sort of reverse


Steve Grossman

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Apr 18, 2010 - 03:56pm PT
A time honored tradition!
Jim E

climber
away
Aug 24, 2010 - 10:01am PT
bump
Steve Grossman

Trad climber
Seattle, WA
Aug 5, 2011 - 06:05pm PT
About time for a Bump!
Seamstress

Trad climber
Yacolt, WA
Aug 5, 2011 - 06:17pm PT
I affectionately refer to my second as "the storage unit". If a climb requires big gear on just one pitch, then simply stash the large gear on your storage unit until you arrive at the pitch. Of course, they are also required to carry all the shoes.
Bobert

Trad climber
boulder, Colorado
Aug 5, 2011 - 06:33pm PT
You gotta be careful with those seconds though. Renn Fenton once told me about a time when he recruited an indian in a bar to come belay him on a route he was planning. He took the guy to the climb, showed him how to belay and supplied him with a six pack. Apparently it took longer than planned and the belayer finished the six pack, tied Renn to a post and left.
He ended up talking a tourist into untying the rope and giving him a sort of belay while he finished he pitch.
The Wedge

Boulder climber
Santa Rosa & Bishop, CA
Aug 5, 2011 - 07:02pm PT
At TM half way up the Yawn 5.9 OW. I loving it......the OW ........when suddunly I have to turn around and my approach shoes get wrapped around a piece of gear or the rope . I made the spit decision to unlclip my shoes and let them hang for the second to deal with.

She ended up falling while tring to get everthing organized while she was climbing. Nor did she really endjoy the last bit before the belay, where things get a lttle tighter.

That is my FTS!
Ol' Skool

Trad climber
Oakhurst, CA
Aug 6, 2011 - 02:00am PT
Bobert- Even a seemingly reliable belay can go south. I was about 2/3 up a short wall in the Valley when we heard shrieking tires and a rolling MGB- after which my cousin jettisoned the belay and ran to help. His "help" on this occasion mainly consisted of stowing a hash pipe and its fuel, ostensibly to spare the inebriated driver from possession charges. When I confronted him with the abandoning the belay, he replied, "I knew you had it under control."

Flattery will get you everywhere.
bergbryce

Mountain climber
South Lake Tahoe, CA
Aug 6, 2011 - 02:32am PT
I've screwed myself by loosing the v thread tool and ending up downclimbing the whole route, as a second.
I've never done this leave the rack thing, but it sounds like a good idea.
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