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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Apr 13, 2012 - 01:00pm PT
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What I get is that 10910 had plans to climb that he is begging off from, but the reason is unclear.
Chick or different partner.
Sounds like different partner and he is lying to partner 1 saying hot chick instead.
If this is the case we know the following about 10910;
1) status whore
2) dishonest and manipulative
3) unreliable
4) poor partner material
5) morality of a chicken-wolf
6) pretty average climber
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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Apr 13, 2012 - 01:03pm PT
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Ron, you hopeless literalist you, let this one go.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Apr 13, 2012 - 01:06pm PT
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We cross posted.
I think “rock block” is a phenomenon that is very relevant to a forum devoted to the climbing culture.
But not relevant enough to define.
I love when folks make fun of those who suffer through dyslexia. Very proud
Being mildly dyslexic hasn't hurt my grammar too badly.
Weak sauce.
Try proof reading.
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mitchy
Trad climber
new england
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Apr 13, 2012 - 01:08pm PT
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yeah, i can't see myself ever saying rock blocked, just sounds a little cheesey. i'll just keep saying sell out, ditched or blown off. time to pick up a six rack and hit the crag for a little top rope solo action. Maybe the OP should follow my lead, your buddy wants to get laid no problem, i'll go by myself.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Apr 13, 2012 - 01:30pm PT
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Well I didn't know you were in a wheelchair but it is good that you can still ride hoes.
The spell check on my laptop seems to translate to the taco but I am not going to hold my breath waiting for it to correct my grammar!
I just feel that if you are going to ask readers to take the time to read your words then it is only courteous to proof read and rephrase if, while trying to be objective, you see if your ideas are clearly presented.
And I believe that due to frequent dehydration becoming "rock-blocked" is actually quite common but isn't it easier to understand if you just say "constipated"?
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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Apr 13, 2012 - 02:04pm PT
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This is an incredibly funny thread. Belongs in the Bunched-panties Hall of Fame.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Apr 13, 2012 - 02:19pm PT
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Lass: "Yeah we are good like the Japanese and Chinese...."
I was rock-blocked by a dude who dropped his plans with me to climb with a long haired dude.
Well if I was invited for a threesome I would have considered it and not taken offense, but I was not invited, so
rock-block me once your a tool
rock-block me twice? the opportunity ain't ever going to happen.
-grumps
I'm not talking lock down where a spouse won't let their spouse go climbing, am talking one climber taking another climber from your already made plans?
pfft, bunch of babble not panties.
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mitchy
Trad climber
new england
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Apr 13, 2012 - 02:23pm PT
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is this whole scenario hypothetical. You're in a wheel chair for now, how are you gonna get to the crag. Until your leg heals, i wouldn't worry about things like this.
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Ghost
climber
A long way from where I started
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Apr 13, 2012 - 03:27pm PT
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Vad menar du???!?
Hans underkläder är för hård.
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
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Apr 13, 2012 - 03:55pm PT
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This is how I translte the original post(though not without the aid of subsequent posts by the OP).
He and a male friend were going to go climbing. He had also gone out of his way to be available for the climbing day.
The partner got a chance to climb with another guy and blew off the OP to do it. The partner *might have* used the "it's a really hot chick" ploy(which, as Dingus tells us, is acceptable reason for a guy to ditch his male climbing partner).
The "hot chick" was a ruse, and his friend is actually climbing with a man. The man happens to have long hair.
Whether the partner who ditched the OP to go climbing with the long-haired climbing partner has a man-crush on the long-hair or not is unproven. The OP may simply be hurt or jealous and is lashing out in pain. Pain not like his broken leg walk-out of the wilderness, but searing pain nonetheless.
There is no woman in the menage going on. The OP was using feminine imagery with poetic license(but doing so very poorly, and is blaming it on dyslexia when more likely it is dypsomania*
Also - I have a thing for guys with long hair and I say this thread is useless without pics...
*just kidding there
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
www.climbaddictdesigns.com
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Apr 13, 2012 - 04:14pm PT
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Locker - I was SO going to post that! har har
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Norwegian
Trad climber
Placerville, California
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Apr 13, 2012 - 05:17pm PT
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everyday i commute from
hell to reality.
it takes me three rings of life
to surrmount this hill.
beyond the hill
is eternity's spiral.
up her dna i dizzily twirl
and when i arrive
at her center of gravity
i realize that im holding
all of this universe together.
my forearms bulge with
fight. the rotational inertia
of my spinning wonder
brings all beliefs into my lap.
my lap though is a bowl
and the bowl is baked
with the resins of time.
so i scrape the beliefs
and smoke god in one inhale
and what returns of
my respiratory endeavors
is her religion.
so now im high on eternity's fear,
and i've got to get back to hell
before mrs. satan has dinner on the table,
if im late she always knows that i've been
drinkin wine with god's son and she
don't look lightly upon me humpin stranger's
kindness.
and when she get's mad.
you have a bad day.
so hup hup off i go
past good god past jesus's vault past
fictions to the swine table
of hell's futures.
and together, me and satan's ol lady
we unwrite destinies.
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bmacd
Trad climber
100% Canadian
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Apr 13, 2012 - 05:43pm PT
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If you are going to be a dick you may as well be a c*#ks@cker too. I am sure your new "partner" will enjoy some good head from his new bitch.
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bmacd
Trad climber
100% Canadian
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Apr 13, 2012 - 06:03pm PT
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blowing off partners is always a dick move.
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Toker Villain
Big Wall climber
Toquerville, Utah
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Apr 13, 2012 - 07:44pm PT
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I'm gonna Crack-chock you for some spicy long haired tuna cause nobody puts the crack before THE crack. You rack tight again and I'll be good for half the difference or never again.
What could be easier to understand???
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LuckyPink
climber
the last bivy
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Apr 14, 2012 - 12:07am PT
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I feel your searing pain.. I too am getting last minute on my taxes.
as for the bail.. FYE on whomever. Giving up a paid day is Costly. Chop the friend list.
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Karl Baba
Trad climber
Yosemite, Ca
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Apr 14, 2012 - 12:34am PT
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Tight underkläder kommer att ge dig huvudvärk och sätta dig på dåligt humör
Peace
Karl
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allapah
climber
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Apr 14, 2012 - 01:13am PT
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now the poor bastard will experience subtle manifestations of karmic imbalance as he heads off to the Hayes Range, it will affect the outcome of the experience negatively for him, (though no one may ever consciously realize this)
i am heading off to the mts this weekend in a pair of stainless steel Sabertooths: i think there is a BD vortex involved in this mancrush situation as well...
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Mungeclimber
Trad climber
the crowd MUST BE MOCKED...Mocked I tell you.
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Apr 16, 2012 - 12:38am PT
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Sorry Ed. I'm not sure what the fuk I was writing exactly now that I look back at my truncated style. I think I was rushing to get thru too many ideas in a single post, for sure. But the essence of the reference, was that you're the main guy, with long hair referenced in the OP's second post comment, that everybody would know about on the Taco, and the main guy to be climbing with for anyone that is in the know (obscurities, new routes, Yosemite regularly, climb wide, knows a thing or two about SPH).
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