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Sascha
climber
Sebastopol, CA
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Apr 20, 2011 - 08:07pm PT
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When they say "nice rack," I say "yeah, all you really need is doubles of hand size."
A classic double-entendre is in CM's route description of the Regular Route on the Middle Spire, Phantom Spires... LOL every time.
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divad
Trad climber
wmass
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Apr 20, 2011 - 08:13pm PT
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nut tool
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moacman
Trad climber
Montana
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Apr 20, 2011 - 08:28pm PT
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Hand me that Bison Ball will ya.....
Stevo
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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Apr 20, 2011 - 09:13pm PT
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I was having a discussion with a british friend, Andy Walker, about when to retire carabiners and what to do with them when he casually remarked that "one of me potholing mates usually comes and picks the dead crabs off me." Wouldn't say that to the queen...LOL
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neversummer
Trad climber
30 mins. from suicide USA
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Apr 20, 2011 - 10:20pm PT
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i found a great place for my pecker.
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R.B.
Big Wall climber
Land of the Lahar
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Apr 20, 2011 - 10:26pm PT
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Magnolia Thunder Pussey! (Granite Mountain, AZ: 5.8)
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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Apr 20, 2011 - 10:38pm PT
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As in "I had my eggs scrambled at Magnolia Thunder Pussy before losing my bacon on Delphinia Lightning Ass?" LOL
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MisterE
Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 21, 2011 - 01:51am PT
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Nice, NS!
"I'd like to drive my pecker into that crack!"
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GnomicMaster
Mountain climber
Ventana Wilderness
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Apr 21, 2011 - 01:54am PT
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Limp Dick Traverse. Beethoven's Hemorrhoids. Men-To-Pussies.
These are climbing route names. Time for the soaped mouths!!
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Tom
Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
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Apr 21, 2011 - 07:15am PT
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Don't ever tell the cops you're in possession of a really bitchen aluminum bong that you just scored while doing Magic Mushroom.
The bong was actually found in the Albatross crack, after we got lost above Grey Ledges. But, the cops would not know the difference, nor care.
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Hoser
climber
vancouver
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Apr 21, 2011 - 11:17am PT
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Talking on the phone at a busy intersection while waiting for the crosswalk light on a Friday after work:
"Yup no probs, I'll bring two hookers if you can bring some cord"
Of course I was referring to Abalakovs...but the folks beside me probably called 911
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S cole
Social climber
Urban hell
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Apr 21, 2011 - 05:11pm PT
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"Take" and "hold me here while I work it" are some of the most offensive things I've ever heard
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MisterE
Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 21, 2011 - 05:30pm PT
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"So, by the second day into the trip, I was hooking..."
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Chris2
Trad climber
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Apr 21, 2011 - 06:02pm PT
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A woman climbing a corner or chimney, with tourist walking by; yell up,
Spread your legs and trust the rubber!
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go-B
climber
Sozo
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Apr 21, 2011 - 06:06pm PT
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Crank it!
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Friedo
Trad climber
South Lake Tahoe
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Apr 21, 2011 - 06:29pm PT
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Hand me those two Ballnutz...
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Roxy
Trad climber
CA Central Coast
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Apr 21, 2011 - 06:31pm PT
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yer gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!
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Captain...or Skully
climber
My ready room
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Apr 21, 2011 - 06:53pm PT
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SO MANY tourists freak out when monkeys are in the Meadow shouting "Yer Gonna Die!!!"
I've been asked about it. You'll lose them in the explanation when you tell them that these are your dear friends that you love. Hehehe.
They're really not meant to understand.
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MisterE
Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 21, 2011 - 07:08pm PT
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Oh God! FALLING! AAAAAAAaaaaaa!! OK, I'M OK!"
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Apr 21, 2011 - 08:43pm PT
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"Quit pulling down on my goddamn rope you stupid c*#ks@cker."
That one got some looks back in the day.
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