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MisterE
Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
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Topic Author's Original Post - Apr 20, 2011 - 01:11am PT
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We have a duty to warn them, after all.
"Wide fetish" is the most egregious in my book.
Try that one with your filter off.
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Mighty Hiker
climber
Vancouver, B.C.
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Apr 20, 2011 - 01:13am PT
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Who is this General Public guy, and why should we care if he thinks we sometimes use rude, coarse language? Some Harper Valley hypocrite or something?
As though the military are a bunch of saints when it comes to language.
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JEleazarian
Trad climber
Fresno CA
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Apr 20, 2011 - 01:15am PT
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Who is this General Public guy, and why should we care if he thinks we sometimes use rude, coarse language? Some Harper Valley hypocrite or something?
Excellent, Anders!
John
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MisterE
Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 20, 2011 - 01:18am PT
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Say Baby, check out my Loweballs!
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LuckyPink
climber
the last bivy
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Apr 20, 2011 - 01:21am PT
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oh honey, just fist jam that crack
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apogee
climber
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Apr 20, 2011 - 01:48am PT
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Saltw#ter
Nothing to do with the OP....I just like to see the ST filters catch it.
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drunkenmaster
Social climber
santa rosa
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Apr 20, 2011 - 02:33am PT
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yeh "lowe balls" could be offensive and "fist jam" could be considered real naughty. and how about "pumper", "deep and wet 3 finger undercling pocket", "fingercrack", "widecrack", "jamcrack", "milk the crack", "i need to do some crack".. etc..
 yeh, dont forget good ol "biner" may be the worst of all.!?
:)
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redrocker
climber
LV, NV
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Apr 20, 2011 - 03:15am PT
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Black Diamond has a pecker that's perfect for pounding into hairline cracks!
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adatesman
climber
philadelphia, pa
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Apr 20, 2011 - 08:57am PT
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Alpine C*#k Ring
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nature
climber
Kovalum Kerala India
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Apr 20, 2011 - 09:04am PT
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jugs
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TwistedCrank
climber
Ideeho-dee-do-dah-day boom-chicka-boom-chicka-boom
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Apr 20, 2011 - 09:54am PT
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pumping cracks
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can't say
Social climber
Pasadena CA
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Apr 20, 2011 - 09:56am PT
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biner mistaken for beaner
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perswig
climber
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Apr 20, 2011 - 10:02am PT
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Dave Wakeling and Ranking Roger find this thread offensive, and are reporting you to the mods, MisterE.
Next time, you might want to try some tenderness.
Dale
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'Pass the Pitons' Pete
Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
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Apr 20, 2011 - 10:02am PT
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If everyone had as many crabs on their rack as I do ...
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Captain...or Skully
climber
My ready room
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Apr 20, 2011 - 10:08am PT
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I'm not too concerned if I offend the general public.
LOL, Dale.
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Tony Bird
climber
Northridge, CA
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Apr 20, 2011 - 10:09am PT
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my mother passed away 6 years ago, bless her soul. she was the last person of the general public to be offended by anything like this stuff. she was italian, and most of it in english went over her head anyway. as i got to learn italian better, i realized she took a few liberties of her own.
still my favorite climb name ever, by todd skinner, dedicated to his hueco stripper girlfriend: tanks for the mammaries.
oops--for the record, i believe that was shoymin da voymin, not the late, great TS.
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MisterE
Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 20, 2011 - 03:52pm PT
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Crack user.
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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Apr 20, 2011 - 04:31pm PT
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Heh heh! One of my (single) climbing partners did a google search on his name and it came up on "Wide Fetish". He was all like "WTF!". Then he clicked on the link and found out he was the photog for a new route on a wide crack and I'd given him the picture credit! LOL!
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The Lisa
Trad climber
Da Bronx, NY
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Apr 20, 2011 - 04:50pm PT
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Nice rack! Duh obvious but this is also a weightlifting term, as in the bar is in the rack position, and if you like my rack, you should see my snatch.
Oh, and lifting also involves jerks.
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Melissa
Gym climber
berkeley, ca
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Apr 20, 2011 - 04:58pm PT
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I had a friend give me a lecture about the inappropriateness of my use of the word 'biner. I just kept quiet and though, "He can't be serious?!"
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Sascha
climber
Sebastopol, CA
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Apr 20, 2011 - 08:07pm PT
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When they say "nice rack," I say "yeah, all you really need is doubles of hand size."
A classic double-entendre is in CM's route description of the Regular Route on the Middle Spire, Phantom Spires... LOL every time.
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divad
Trad climber
wmass
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Apr 20, 2011 - 08:13pm PT
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nut tool
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moacman
Trad climber
Montana
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Apr 20, 2011 - 08:28pm PT
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Hand me that Bison Ball will ya.....
Stevo
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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Apr 20, 2011 - 09:13pm PT
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I was having a discussion with a british friend, Andy Walker, about when to retire carabiners and what to do with them when he casually remarked that "one of me potholing mates usually comes and picks the dead crabs off me." Wouldn't say that to the queen...LOL
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neversummer
Trad climber
30 mins. from suicide USA
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Apr 20, 2011 - 10:20pm PT
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i found a great place for my pecker.
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R.B.
Big Wall climber
Land of the Lahar
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Apr 20, 2011 - 10:26pm PT
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Magnolia Thunder Pussey! (Granite Mountain, AZ: 5.8)
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Steve Grossman
Trad climber
Seattle, WA
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Apr 20, 2011 - 10:38pm PT
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As in "I had my eggs scrambled at Magnolia Thunder Pussy before losing my bacon on Delphinia Lightning Ass?" LOL
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MisterE
Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 21, 2011 - 01:51am PT
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Nice, NS!
"I'd like to drive my pecker into that crack!"
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GnomicMaster
Mountain climber
Ventana Wilderness
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Apr 21, 2011 - 01:54am PT
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Limp Dick Traverse. Beethoven's Hemorrhoids. Men-To-Pussies.
These are climbing route names. Time for the soaped mouths!!
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Tom
Big Wall climber
San Luis Obispo CA
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Apr 21, 2011 - 07:15am PT
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Don't ever tell the cops you're in possession of a really bitchen aluminum bong that you just scored while doing Magic Mushroom.
The bong was actually found in the Albatross crack, after we got lost above Grey Ledges. But, the cops would not know the difference, nor care.
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Hoser
climber
vancouver
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Apr 21, 2011 - 11:17am PT
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Talking on the phone at a busy intersection while waiting for the crosswalk light on a Friday after work:
"Yup no probs, I'll bring two hookers if you can bring some cord"
Of course I was referring to Abalakovs...but the folks beside me probably called 911
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S cole
Social climber
Urban hell
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Apr 21, 2011 - 05:11pm PT
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"Take" and "hold me here while I work it" are some of the most offensive things I've ever heard
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MisterE
Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 21, 2011 - 05:30pm PT
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"So, by the second day into the trip, I was hooking..."
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Chris2
Trad climber
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Apr 21, 2011 - 06:02pm PT
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A woman climbing a corner or chimney, with tourist walking by; yell up,
Spread your legs and trust the rubber!
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go-B
climber
Sozo
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Apr 21, 2011 - 06:06pm PT
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Crank it!
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Friedo
Trad climber
South Lake Tahoe
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Apr 21, 2011 - 06:29pm PT
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Hand me those two Ballnutz...
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Roxy
Trad climber
CA Central Coast
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Apr 21, 2011 - 06:31pm PT
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yer gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!
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Captain...or Skully
climber
My ready room
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Apr 21, 2011 - 06:53pm PT
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SO MANY tourists freak out when monkeys are in the Meadow shouting "Yer Gonna Die!!!"
I've been asked about it. You'll lose them in the explanation when you tell them that these are your dear friends that you love. Hehehe.
They're really not meant to understand.
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MisterE
Social climber
Cinderella Story, Outa Nowhere
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 21, 2011 - 07:08pm PT
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Oh God! FALLING! AAAAAAAaaaaaa!! OK, I'M OK!"
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Ricky D
Trad climber
Sierra Westside
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Apr 21, 2011 - 08:43pm PT
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"Quit pulling down on my goddamn rope you stupid c*#ks@cker."
That one got some looks back in the day.
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fresh pow
Boulder climber
phoenix
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Apr 21, 2011 - 10:39pm PT
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All time favorite route name, " Trespassers Will Be Violated ". At J-Tree.
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Vegasclimber
Trad climber
Las Vegas, NV.
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Apr 24, 2011 - 05:43pm PT
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Total accident...
Asking my climbing partner at the time (A dancer at Crazy Horse) because I was out of gear loop space -
"You mind if I hang my nuts on your rack?"
*facepalm*
Worse part was that I was honestly not trying to hit on her, due to the fact she gets that all the time. Damned Fruedian slips anyways.
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throwpie
Trad climber
Berkeley
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Apr 24, 2011 - 08:01pm PT
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...a few moves of friction, then palm up to the finger crack...you can put in a stopper, or just go for it unprotected.
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ruppell
climber
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Apr 24, 2011 - 11:09pm PT
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ass hat: (N)? when someone is being lowered off a route and you are directly under them.
Super hot chic to me: "you want to move out of the way or you could wear me as an ass hat"
Not that offensive at all and I really had to think if I should move or not. In hindsight I should of stayed my ground.
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