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nature
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Tucson, AZ
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Mar 12, 2010 - 09:33pm PT
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I used the 1/2" thing. So the dome isn't totally clean. But the pile of Afropuff was significant.
Spring is here. No hair is nice.
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Mar 12, 2010 - 09:35pm PT
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Takeitoff ...takeitALLoff.
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pc
climber
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Mar 12, 2010 - 09:47pm PT
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Yep. Take it all off, you'll be amazed how good the clean shaven dome feels. It'll help your yoga. The chicks dig it. You'll run faster. Climb harder...
And if none of that is true, YMMV, buyer beware, results may vary, and if you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours...I said the NORTH DOME, not the SOUTH DOMES!
;)pc
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 12, 2010 - 09:50pm PT
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I better go find something to clean the beer spray off my screen.
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Ihateplastic
Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 12, 2010 - 11:18pm PT
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I have just received a threatening, if poorly punctuated, e-mail from a SuperTopian.
I fear he may use a power drill on me despite the fact that it is against federal law to do so.
If I could find some boots, I would tremble in them.
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dee ee
Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
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Mar 12, 2010 - 11:36pm PT
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I was gonna' post but anything I could do now would only pale in comparison to MR. Tar.
SIR.
I wish not to humiliate myself........maybe later.
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L
climber
Yeah it's a furball...I TOLD you I was a cat!
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Mar 12, 2010 - 11:42pm PT
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Nice thread.
Lotsa ab work.
Lotsa 16 oz. curl work.
Where's the centerfold again?
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Mar 13, 2010 - 12:11am PT
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Sorry L,
Prolly have to eBay the original mag...
"Who loves ya baby"
My work is done here.
Good luck with the quest Simon!
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Ihateplastic
Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 13, 2010 - 02:35am PT
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This is humorous... Let's do a timeline...
7:14 PM I receive a letter from Coz. I have never written to him in my life. In the letter he threatens me.
8:06 PM I respond to the letter with a picture of a whale, some oil barrels, a picture of a cow and a man with a hook in his mouth. I wrote no words in the letter. It was a picture puzzle.
8:22 PM I receive a letter from Coz telling me to, "Do not contact me again!"
9:34 PM I receive ANOTHER letter from this Coz person. He threatens legal action because I "frighten him and (I) seem almost dangerous." He claims to be close friends with Bachar but somehow managed to spell John's name wrong.
And now the most recent post... What is a Simon Verskle? My name is not Simon Vershkle. My company name is not Vershkle. What is a Vershkle? And... in the letter he mentions John and another individual knew/know who I am but now he says no one knows who I am.
So... All of this because I am looking for a model for a photo shoot.
Whatever... Let's get back to the land of reality.
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Ihateplastic
Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 13, 2010 - 02:45am PT
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Oh wait!
I get it...
I am the one BEING trolled!
HA-HA! Funny Coz. Boy you really had me going there for a minute.
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Prod
Trad climber
Dodge Sprinter Dreaming
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Mar 14, 2010 - 09:34pm PT
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Hey Ihateplpastic,
To give us the full effect you ought to post up the emails.
Tar, who is the guy with the sunglasses and harry chest?
Prod.
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Ezra
Social climber
WA, NC, Idaho Falls
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Mar 14, 2010 - 10:25pm PT
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Tarbaby,
Yet again you made my day!
thank you!
-e
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Mar 14, 2010 - 11:14pm PT
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Tar, who is the guy with the sunglasses and harry chest?
That would be Dave Schultz a.k.a. "The Iron Monkey".
Very talented, very bold, teamed up with Peter Croft for various top shelf escapades.
I believe it was Walleye, who posted a really terrific story about hanging in position to photograph Schultz as he attempted to free solo the Nabisco Wall ... Dave then changing his mind in the middle of Butterballs, then bailing onto Walleye's aiders...
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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Mar 14, 2010 - 11:17pm PT
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Simon: "Coz" is Scott Cosgrove, although you might consider that "Coz" walked away from his computer to take a dump and Fish wandered in and started typing away as Coz and is just screwin' with folks......not sayin' it DID happen -Russ could be out climbing. However, it would make more sense than Coz just coming down off an acid trip or being drunk and internet postin' at 7:14pm.
Tarbuster! Good stuff dude!
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Mar 14, 2010 - 11:18pm PT
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Tar, who is the guy with the sunglasses and harry chest?
OOpsie,
I think you're referring to Mr. Richard Cilley.
There are many many stories to be told of this natural hero.
Mr. Walling probably has the best tales stashed not so far up his neatly fitted sleeve.
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Ihateplastic
Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 14, 2010 - 11:51pm PT
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Prod... I don't know... I am afraid, very afraid. I mean this guy uses power drills in wilderness areas against Federal law! I will post the male model images I received as soon as I can get the stomach to stare at them long enough to Photoshop the faces into oblivion.
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Ihateplastic
Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 5, 2010 - 02:14pm PT
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Okay, I did promise to post these (with a bit of Photoshop to disguise the innocent.)
Again, I was looking for a couple of models for a NON-porn shoot. Fashion, t-shirts, girls clothes, etc. You know... NOT "racy" and here is what I get. This is only a few out of many that were not quite what I was looking for.
WARNING.... WARNING.... WARNING....
Not safe for some work places...
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