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Ihateplastic
Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
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Topic Author's Original Post - Mar 12, 2010 - 03:06pm PT
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I am in the middle of a local model search for a couple of shoots.
I post casting calls on the regular places.
The women/girls (with one exception...) all send over the typical and correct info: headshot, body shots, measurements, etc.
The guys... the guys (again with one exception) think I need shots of them in a shower with a jockstrap on. And they are SERIOUS! It's not link they are yankin' me (no... strike that.) They think these shots will get the job.
Note: the one female model was not unattractive, but at only 20 I am not sure it is a good idea to submit THOSE photos to a casting call.
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 12, 2010 - 03:09pm PT
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this thread will go nowhere without picts ;-)
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Ihateplastic
Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 12, 2010 - 03:19pm PT
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Hmmm... Perhaps I will post a couple of pics once I Photoshop out faces...
Actually, Nature... I don't think I WANT this to go anywhere!
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Ihateplastic
Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 12, 2010 - 03:23pm PT
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t*r... BEST MOVIE EVER!!!
I just wish I could turn left ("I am not an AmbiTurner") and do the Magnum®
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pc
climber
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Mar 12, 2010 - 03:27pm PT
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It does give one hope when a guy that has a heinously broken nose with a penis on the end of it can make it in movies of the non "b"/"porn" variety.
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drljefe
climber
Old Pueblo, AZ
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Mar 12, 2010 - 03:30pm PT
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Have your people talk to my people.
It's hard being really, really, really, really...rediculously... good looking.
MerMAN! merMAN!
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happiegrrrl
Trad climber
New York, NY
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Mar 12, 2010 - 03:44pm PT
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You want pics? I guess I can pimp 'em....
There is a guy who lives near me with a fairly extensively tattooed body. I posted some pictures of him on a tattoo thread, and those pictures came from his profile on the site below.
At any rate, after I posted his shots, I started to look around on this site, which is a network for models, it seems. Of some sort. I was a little surprised - it seemed to me almost more like a prostitution front in a way.
But - there are pics, for sure. And comments - any of the guys posts a pic and photographers(whose portfolios are not stunning) post "would loooove to work with you" comments and such stuff.
It was pretty gross, I thought.
http://www.modelmayhem.com/1048765
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Ihateplastic
Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 12, 2010 - 05:42pm PT
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What's the matter Coz... do you need photos of the offending male models? Later... I must dance to Frankie right now!
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dipper
climber
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Mar 12, 2010 - 07:28pm PT
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Probably those same unattractive people that shop at Walmart.
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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Mar 12, 2010 - 07:31pm PT
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...any use for shorter, unattractive, fat old balding guys with small double chins to make a buck flashing it - let me in on it please.....30 plus years ago when I was lookin good, I was offered a nekkid dancer job: more than once (like what later became a Chippendale)...to have sunk this low....sniff...sniff...
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Reilly
Mountain climber
Monrovia, CA
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Mar 12, 2010 - 07:36pm PT
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Lemme know, I'm available.
I can make some calls to friends too.
Me at a Oshkosh shoot...
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healyje
Trad climber
Portland, Oregon
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Mar 12, 2010 - 07:47pm PT
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Sorry, I'm too busy, but you want to contact Mark Hudon and have him line up some of the local HR talent - tons of outdoor/male models up there. Or contact Ben Moon who could also set you up with folks.
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Mar 12, 2010 - 08:38pm PT
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I know you can do better Simon.
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Mar 12, 2010 - 08:38pm PT
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Step aside kids.
All problems solved…
‘So totally have you covered!
I’d love to work with You !!!
Besides doing a little moonlighting myself …
… I run an agency on the side: TheBullpen …and (mis)represent some prime meat!
How do you like ‘em shod for starters?
Modest…
Or scantily clad and “come hither”:
Each of our models possesses flexibility, stature, ‘n attitude:
We achieve high visibility and deliver excellent placement:
This guy swings both ways, no sweat:
(photo manip:raydog)
Or if you just need classic, rugged, MEN with a stony visage, and endless slabs of rippling beef:
In most cases, at TheBullpen … modesty takes a backseat, so no worries mate!
Your call.
And BTW,
Not necessary limited to Hommes d'Oeuvres………
(Ouch!)
(mebbe tha gals are a tad feisty... a work in progress)
Who loves ya baby!!!
We’ll do lunch.
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Ihateplastic
Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 12, 2010 - 09:18pm PT
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Somebody help me here...
What is Coz going on about?
I am not who I claim to be?
What does that mean?
Who am I claiming to be that I am not?
What have I done wrong to upset the cozmos?
I don't get it...
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 12, 2010 - 09:22pm PT
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IHP.... he's on a Troll alert code red thing. Just let him be. He'll figure it out.
By the way.. I just shaved my head so I'm good to go as a stand in. I'd look good in one of them new fangled sushifest t's :-)
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MisterE
Social climber
Across Town From Easy Street
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Mar 12, 2010 - 09:29pm PT
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Dammit! Now all I can visualize is a bald-headed Nature in the cut-out Osh Koshes.
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pc
climber
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Mar 12, 2010 - 09:29pm PT
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Nature, Welcome to the clean dome revolution ;)
Tarbuster, Great! A caption for one or two of the pics...
"Shaken and spilled, not stirred..."
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jstan
climber
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Mar 12, 2010 - 09:31pm PT
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I have wondered about, that hat.
Is that all there is to Tarbuster?
No.
Above, he has achieved a complete intellectualization.
Everything has been covered.
Literally everything.
A modern triumph of the last 1000 years.
(Well, the last 50 years in the US anyway.)
Now, back to not making babies.
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 12, 2010 - 09:33pm PT
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I used the 1/2" thing. So the dome isn't totally clean. But the pile of Afropuff was significant.
Spring is here. No hair is nice.
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Mar 12, 2010 - 09:35pm PT
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Takeitoff ...takeitALLoff.
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pc
climber
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Mar 12, 2010 - 09:47pm PT
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Yep. Take it all off, you'll be amazed how good the clean shaven dome feels. It'll help your yoga. The chicks dig it. You'll run faster. Climb harder...
And if none of that is true, YMMV, buyer beware, results may vary, and if you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours...I said the NORTH DOME, not the SOUTH DOMES!
;)pc
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Mar 12, 2010 - 09:50pm PT
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I better go find something to clean the beer spray off my screen.
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Ihateplastic
Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 12, 2010 - 11:18pm PT
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I have just received a threatening, if poorly punctuated, e-mail from a SuperTopian.
I fear he may use a power drill on me despite the fact that it is against federal law to do so.
If I could find some boots, I would tremble in them.
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dee ee
Mountain climber
citizen of planet Earth
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Mar 12, 2010 - 11:36pm PT
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I was gonna' post but anything I could do now would only pale in comparison to MR. Tar.
SIR.
I wish not to humiliate myself........maybe later.
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L
climber
Yeah it's a furball...I TOLD you I was a cat!
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Mar 12, 2010 - 11:42pm PT
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Nice thread.
Lotsa ab work.
Lotsa 16 oz. curl work.
Where's the centerfold again?
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Mar 13, 2010 - 12:11am PT
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Sorry L,
Prolly have to eBay the original mag...
"Who loves ya baby"
My work is done here.
Good luck with the quest Simon!
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Ihateplastic
Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 13, 2010 - 02:35am PT
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This is humorous... Let's do a timeline...
7:14 PM I receive a letter from Coz. I have never written to him in my life. In the letter he threatens me.
8:06 PM I respond to the letter with a picture of a whale, some oil barrels, a picture of a cow and a man with a hook in his mouth. I wrote no words in the letter. It was a picture puzzle.
8:22 PM I receive a letter from Coz telling me to, "Do not contact me again!"
9:34 PM I receive ANOTHER letter from this Coz person. He threatens legal action because I "frighten him and (I) seem almost dangerous." He claims to be close friends with Bachar but somehow managed to spell John's name wrong.
And now the most recent post... What is a Simon Verskle? My name is not Simon Vershkle. My company name is not Vershkle. What is a Vershkle? And... in the letter he mentions John and another individual knew/know who I am but now he says no one knows who I am.
So... All of this because I am looking for a model for a photo shoot.
Whatever... Let's get back to the land of reality.
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Ihateplastic
Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 13, 2010 - 02:45am PT
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Oh wait!
I get it...
I am the one BEING trolled!
HA-HA! Funny Coz. Boy you really had me going there for a minute.
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Prod
Trad climber
Dodge Sprinter Dreaming
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Mar 14, 2010 - 09:34pm PT
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Hey Ihateplpastic,
To give us the full effect you ought to post up the emails.
Tar, who is the guy with the sunglasses and harry chest?
Prod.
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Ezra
Social climber
WA, NC, Idaho Falls
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Mar 14, 2010 - 10:25pm PT
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Tarbaby,
Yet again you made my day!
thank you!
-e
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Mar 14, 2010 - 11:14pm PT
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Tar, who is the guy with the sunglasses and harry chest?
That would be Dave Schultz a.k.a. "The Iron Monkey".
Very talented, very bold, teamed up with Peter Croft for various top shelf escapades.
I believe it was Walleye, who posted a really terrific story about hanging in position to photograph Schultz as he attempted to free solo the Nabisco Wall ... Dave then changing his mind in the middle of Butterballs, then bailing onto Walleye's aiders...
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couchmaster
climber
pdx
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Mar 14, 2010 - 11:17pm PT
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Simon: "Coz" is Scott Cosgrove, although you might consider that "Coz" walked away from his computer to take a dump and Fish wandered in and started typing away as Coz and is just screwin' with folks......not sayin' it DID happen -Russ could be out climbing. However, it would make more sense than Coz just coming down off an acid trip or being drunk and internet postin' at 7:14pm.
Tarbuster! Good stuff dude!
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Tarbuster
climber
right here, right now
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Mar 14, 2010 - 11:18pm PT
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Tar, who is the guy with the sunglasses and harry chest?
OOpsie,
I think you're referring to Mr. Richard Cilley.
There are many many stories to be told of this natural hero.
Mr. Walling probably has the best tales stashed not so far up his neatly fitted sleeve.
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Ihateplastic
Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
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Topic Author's Reply - Mar 14, 2010 - 11:51pm PT
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Prod... I don't know... I am afraid, very afraid. I mean this guy uses power drills in wilderness areas against Federal law! I will post the male model images I received as soon as I can get the stomach to stare at them long enough to Photoshop the faces into oblivion.
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Ihateplastic
Trad climber
It ain't El Cap, Oregon
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Topic Author's Reply - Apr 5, 2010 - 02:14pm PT
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Okay, I did promise to post these (with a bit of Photoshop to disguise the innocent.)
Again, I was looking for a couple of models for a NON-porn shoot. Fashion, t-shirts, girls clothes, etc. You know... NOT "racy" and here is what I get. This is only a few out of many that were not quite what I was looking for.
WARNING.... WARNING.... WARNING....
Not safe for some work places...
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goatboy smellz
climber
लघिमा
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Aug 27, 2014 - 04:36pm PT
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"on the internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
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climbski2
Mountain climber
Anchorage AK, Reno NV
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Aug 27, 2014 - 04:42pm PT
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SO this is when ST was awesome...
pretty funny
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Bad Climber
climber
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Aug 27, 2014 - 05:04pm PT
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Thanks, Tarbuster. You're big photo spread made my day.
Who doesn't love thems sum Fish?
BAd
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MikeL
Social climber
Seattle, WA
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Aug 27, 2014 - 05:17pm PT
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Pretty wieid thread.
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couchmaster
climber
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Aug 27, 2014 - 07:13pm PT
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Mikel said: "Pretty wieid thread. "
I might have been thinking the same but the hoped for phone call for a fat old balding white dude to pose semi nude and make some serious bank never came, so now I'm sure of it....
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