The user formerly known as stzzo
climber
Sneaking up behind you
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Feb 24, 2010 - 12:03pm PT
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You know what's interesting? Google has already crawled this page... I searched on the text to see if it was a recycled troll, and this page came up.
Remind me to not lower off of cold shuts near Chatsworth.
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locker
Social climber
Oryay Ommamay
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Feb 24, 2010 - 12:05pm PT
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One POST and it's a DOOZY of STUPIDITY...
My guess is it's Juan de Troller or someone along THOSE lines...
EDITED:
Plus the name Weld-it etc...
and the OBVIOUSLY stupid as fuk questions...
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Weld_it
Trad climber
Chatsworth
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 24, 2010 - 12:12pm PT
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thanks for the advice so far. I did this one a while back. I am better now though.
And two years is just my trad climbing time. I've repelled for years before that too.
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locker
Social climber
Oryay Ommamay
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Feb 24, 2010 - 12:17pm PT
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Now we KNOW it s "TROLL"...
LOL!!!...
and it's so fuking STUPID it's funny as hell...
EDITED:
"Practis weld"...
Too funny!!!...
Practis...
"Practis" EDIT:
"I've repelled for years before that too."...
Even funnier NOW...
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Weld_it
Trad climber
Chatsworth
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 24, 2010 - 12:20pm PT
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No TROLL hater. I'm just trying to save lives.
GK: I think I know you from Stoney. My bro has placed some new bolts out there, but I think he took them out.
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androo.daveass
climber
Portland
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Feb 24, 2010 - 12:20pm PT
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So you want other people to trust their lives to something that you made in your high school shop class?
Please cut up your harness and take up free soloing. Maybe if you're core enough you can use all of your rappelling experience and do a free-solo-rappel too.
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locker
Social climber
Oryay Ommamay
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Feb 24, 2010 - 12:22pm PT
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LOL!!!...
"GUD" sh!t man...
Troll on!!!...
EDITED:
"I'm just trying to save lives."...
CLASSIC!!!...
Try the "Blue Dildo"...
it's PROBABLY right next to you...
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steelmnkey
climber
Vision man...ya gotta have vision...
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Feb 24, 2010 - 12:26pm PT
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I'd give it T2
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locker
Social climber
Oryay Ommamay
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Feb 24, 2010 - 12:27pm PT
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guyman
Trad climber
Moorpark, CA.
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Feb 24, 2010 - 12:33pm PT
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GK: I think I know you from Stoney. My bro has placed some new bolts out there, but I think he took them out.
I think they fell out, it was pretty windy last tuesday.
So I wonder how the welded-shuts will hold up when the hi-liners put them to the "test".
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steelmnkey
climber
Vision man...ya gotta have vision...
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Feb 24, 2010 - 12:39pm PT
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The genius of this kind of troll is that a lot of nOObs I see at the crags today seem to have no problem declaring themselves seasoned climbers after only two years, so when you initially read something like that, there's a very good chance it might be genuine.
Bravo Batten.
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jstan
climber
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Feb 24, 2010 - 12:41pm PT
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This is probably the most effective attack on fixed protection I have seen.
Dang! Why didn't I think of this?
No. On second thought this will only mean there will be 100 color coded bolts at each station. If people were to put name tags on the anchors they had put in and so were willing to trust, they might get sued when they fail. So they all will be anonymously color coded. You could even encrypt your coding. Keep a record of blue here red there. Chris' topos could help us there. Blue at Suicide is good, red not so much.
But then there will be countermeasures. Someone can go up and paint everything blue. Belay that!. Red. Yes red. Definitely. Then all 100 will have to be replaced with graffiti resistant hardware.
Then what?
I'm thinking!
I'm thinking!
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Feb 24, 2010 - 12:55pm PT
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GK: I think I know you from Stoney. My bro has placed some new bolts out there, but I think he took them out.
Maybe we should as welder-boy's bro about his opinions on 3/8inch bolt removal. Could he maybe make a DIY page for us?
This is one of the funnier trolls of late though.
kev
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Weld_it
Trad climber
Chatsworth
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 24, 2010 - 01:24pm PT
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getting bolts out is hard! My bro has been working on this one for a while. Then he will patch the hole so no worries.
his patch on this one at Stoney came out when it rained. A slackline dude said it was bomber then it broke! LOL.
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locker
Social climber
Oryay Ommamay
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Feb 24, 2010 - 01:26pm PT
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I'm fuking DYING over here...
LOL!!!...
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locker
Social climber
Oryay Ommamay
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Feb 24, 2010 - 01:37pm PT
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As heard over the loudspeakers at the Woodstock Festival...
"DON'T take the BLUE DILDO!!!"...
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nature
climber
Tucson, AZ
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Feb 24, 2010 - 01:42pm PT
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"repelled for years"
Damn.... dude has been repelling ladies for years. I guess you might was well weld if you are not getting laid.
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kev
climber
A pile of dirt.
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Feb 24, 2010 - 01:47pm PT
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Weld-it,
Can your brother make a bolt removal tutorial for us? We'd love to see it!!!
Locker,
Play nice. This is a baby troll - it doesn't bite. Hell it doesn't even appear to have teeth....Lots of people here can chime in with how long they've found me repelling for.
kev
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apogee
climber
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Feb 24, 2010 - 01:57pm PT
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Did you 'repel' from one of your 'practis' welded shuts?
stooopid.
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Weld_it
Trad climber
Chatsworth
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Topic Author's Reply - Feb 24, 2010 - 02:02pm PT
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Kev: not my brother, my bro does all the anchor stuff. I jest make them.
My dad an brother got scared with all the bad bolts around and placed this one for my little brothers birthday party slackline at the park. It was RAD!
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