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The user formerly known as stzzo

climber
Sneaking up behind you
Feb 24, 2010 - 03:03pm PT
You know what's interesting? Google has already crawled this page... I searched on the text to see if it was a recycled troll, and this page came up.

Remind me to not lower off of cold shuts near Chatsworth.
locker

Social climber
Oryay Ommamay
Feb 24, 2010 - 03:05pm PT
One POST and it's a DOOZY of STUPIDITY...

My guess is it's Juan de Troller or someone along THOSE lines...




EDITED:

Plus the name Weld-it etc...

and the OBVIOUSLY stupid as fuk questions...



Weld_it

Trad climber
Chatsworth
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 24, 2010 - 03:12pm PT

thanks for the advice so far. I did this one a while back. I am better now though.

practis weld
practis weld
Credit: Weld_it

And two years is just my trad climbing time. I've repelled for years before that too.
locker

Social climber
Oryay Ommamay
Feb 24, 2010 - 03:17pm PT
Now we KNOW it s "TROLL"...


LOL!!!...


and it's so fuking STUPID it's funny as hell...








EDITED:

"Practis weld"...

Too funny!!!...


Practis...










"Practis" EDIT:


"I've repelled for years before that too."...


Even funnier NOW...





Weld_it

Trad climber
Chatsworth
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 24, 2010 - 03:20pm PT
No TROLL hater. I'm just trying to save lives.

GK: I think I know you from Stoney. My bro has placed some new bolts out there, but I think he took them out.
androo.daveass

climber
Portland
Feb 24, 2010 - 03:20pm PT
So you want other people to trust their lives to something that you made in your high school shop class?

Please cut up your harness and take up free soloing. Maybe if you're core enough you can use all of your rappelling experience and do a free-solo-rappel too.
locker

Social climber
Oryay Ommamay
Feb 24, 2010 - 03:22pm PT

LOL!!!...


"GUD" sh!t man...


Troll on!!!...




EDITED:

"I'm just trying to save lives."...

CLASSIC!!!...



Try the "Blue Dildo"...

it's PROBABLY right next to you...




steelmnkey

climber
Vision man...ya gotta have vision...
Feb 24, 2010 - 03:26pm PT
I'd give it T2
locker

Social climber
Oryay Ommamay
Feb 24, 2010 - 03:27pm PT


...

guyman

Trad climber
Moorpark, CA.
Feb 24, 2010 - 03:33pm PT

GK: I think I know you from Stoney. My bro has placed some new bolts out there, but I think he took them out.


I think they fell out, it was pretty windy last tuesday.

So I wonder how the welded-shuts will hold up when the hi-liners put them to the "test".

steelmnkey

climber
Vision man...ya gotta have vision...
Feb 24, 2010 - 03:39pm PT
The genius of this kind of troll is that a lot of nOObs I see at the crags today seem to have no problem declaring themselves seasoned climbers after only two years, so when you initially read something like that, there's a very good chance it might be genuine.

Bravo Batten.
jstan

climber
Feb 24, 2010 - 03:41pm PT
This is probably the most effective attack on fixed protection I have seen.

Dang! Why didn't I think of this?

No. On second thought this will only mean there will be 100 color coded bolts at each station. If people were to put name tags on the anchors they had put in and so were willing to trust, they might get sued when they fail. So they all will be anonymously color coded. You could even encrypt your coding. Keep a record of blue here red there. Chris' topos could help us there. Blue at Suicide is good, red not so much.

But then there will be countermeasures. Someone can go up and paint everything blue. Belay that!. Red. Yes red. Definitely. Then all 100 will have to be replaced with graffiti resistant hardware.

Then what?

I'm thinking!

I'm thinking!
kev

climber
A pile of dirt.
Feb 24, 2010 - 03:55pm PT
GK: I think I know you from Stoney. My bro has placed some new bolts out there, but I think he took them out.


Maybe we should as welder-boy's bro about his opinions on 3/8inch bolt removal. Could he maybe make a DIY page for us?

This is one of the funnier trolls of late though.

kev
Weld_it

Trad climber
Chatsworth
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 24, 2010 - 04:24pm PT
getting bolts out is hard! My bro has been working on this one for a while. Then he will patch the hole so no worries.
bad bolt before patching
bad bolt before patching
Credit: Weld_it


his patch on this one at Stoney came out when it rained. A slackline dude said it was bomber then it broke! LOL.
bad patch lol
bad patch lol
Credit: Weld_it
locker

Social climber
Oryay Ommamay
Feb 24, 2010 - 04:26pm PT


I'm fuking DYING over here...

LOL!!!...

locker

Social climber
Oryay Ommamay
Feb 24, 2010 - 04:37pm PT


As heard over the loudspeakers at the Woodstock Festival...





































"DON'T take the BLUE DILDO!!!"...

nature

climber
Tucson, AZ
Feb 24, 2010 - 04:42pm PT
"repelled for years"

Damn.... dude has been repelling ladies for years. I guess you might was well weld if you are not getting laid.


kev

climber
A pile of dirt.
Feb 24, 2010 - 04:47pm PT
Weld-it,

Can your brother make a bolt removal tutorial for us? We'd love to see it!!!

Locker,

Play nice. This is a baby troll - it doesn't bite. Hell it doesn't even appear to have teeth....Lots of people here can chime in with how long they've found me repelling for.

kev
apogee

climber
Feb 24, 2010 - 04:57pm PT
Did you 'repel' from one of your 'practis' welded shuts?

stooopid.
Weld_it

Trad climber
Chatsworth
Topic Author's Reply - Feb 24, 2010 - 05:02pm PT
Kev: not my brother, my bro does all the anchor stuff. I jest make them.

My dad an brother got scared with all the bad bolts around and placed this one for my little brothers birthday party slackline at the park. It was RAD!
Scooters slack line with dad and Chet
Scooters slack line with dad and Chet
Credit: Weld_it
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