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blahblah

Gym climber
Boulder
Apr 24, 2014 - 07:02pm PT
My god. This is the thread. There's oen Wednesday one? Oh, my oh my.

I've hadd. ( glasses of wine. And the the beer. In sp many hours. And the beer of course. I think I am drunk. But, anyway.
You see, the funny par t was the look on my boss' face, when I rodl her that I manaeged this spring on a diet of painkillers and whisky. A no no. But. Great combo. You don't feel a thing and wcan oek like a god. One only needs very little whisky, if one eats enough painkillers, it's tehe final touch. An I made deadluine. Then it wears off, didn't tell about that. That's bad, you see. Really realy bad.

Just make sure your "painkillers" don't contain acetaminophen (Tylenol) -- if they do, even small amounts mixed with whiskey may turn your liver to mush.
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Apr 24, 2014 - 07:09pm PT
I believe a lot of painkillers are hard on the liver.
Lolli, ta det med ro!
Lollie

Social climber
I'm Lolli.
Apr 24, 2014 - 07:12pm PT
I know. At least I found out 2 months latrr. Nowv I only combone that other kind which is compatible with alcohole.
It must been hell living 109 years ago. How can one be so stupid as not believe in science? No painkillers?


The autocorrect worls bad, doesn't it'? It looks odd,

Lollie

Social climber
I'm Lolli.
Apr 24, 2014 - 07:16pm PT
Paracetamol is not Hood for the Liverpool eith whisky.

Thar morphinbased stuff is forbidden with whisky. It kills Liverpool and one stops breathing
moosedrool

climber
lost, far away from Poland
Apr 24, 2014 - 07:30pm PT
LOL
LIE

take it easy!

I am cooking beef in beer today. Bought a 6-pack of Guinness Stout. Used one for cooking, the rest is history!

:)

Moose
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Apr 25, 2014 - 12:54am PT
Yer crackin' me up over here, Lollie.

I like booze and pills, too.

Dilaudid and beer.

But only once in a blue moon.

That Liver thing.

Dr.Sprock

Boulder climber
I'm James Brown, Bi-atch!
Apr 25, 2014 - 12:55am PT
whats with this cinnamon whisky fad?
Wayno

Big Wall climber
Seattle, WA
Apr 25, 2014 - 01:15am PT
Or whipped cream flavored vodka for that matter.

It scares the crap out of me, what people get fecked up on.

Wade Icey

Trad climber
www.alohashirtrescue.com
Apr 25, 2014 - 02:45am PT
tomorrow's fryday and that'z close enough

Feeling nauseated and a little nostalgic. the days of horrendous suffering with insufferable as#@&%es seem deceptively pleasant in foggy retrospectating. Sleeping in the mud seems somehow romantic and noble compared to, say, my queen-sized double quilted blah blah blah wife-included somnulent paradise.

Whatever. Yearning for the good old unkept days won't make them so, anymore than pretending a square foot of carpet will pad the landing of that legbreaker-don't blow the pine needled mantle or it's going to be a long crawl home pantomimed in cafeterias long gone by.

Okay. Going gray and left in the chalk dust bin of nonhistory some hasbeen whom never ever was.
these topics seemed important at the deli, four beers in. tucker presiding. as a sideman i rarely spoke mostly got f*#ked up in disbelief that I 'd followed some hero up some horrifying gorgeous plutonic leftover....

Whatever. I'd be curious...
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - Apr 25, 2014 - 11:38am PT
What a bunch of SLACKERS!

I go away to Mexico caving for TWO WEEKS and virtually nothing gets done while I'm gone? What the H - E - double hockey stick is wrong with yous guys??

I am expecting some serious amends to be made tonight! Thank goodness some of yous are getting started early this week.

Geeez......
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
Apr 25, 2014 - 12:30pm PT
What, watching a cat in a tree isn't noble enough for ya?

I gotta tune up for Italy. I think I'll add a little grappa to my espresso.
Lollie

Social climber
I'm Lolli.
Apr 25, 2014 - 05:33pm PT
I don't drink whisky...
actually, I don't like that stuff.

But undisputably and undoubtly I was slightly intoxicated yesterday.


Fritz

Trad climber
Choss Creek, ID
Apr 25, 2014 - 10:52pm PT
Thank you all for the joy of post # 2701!

Rain, rain, rain, for this weekend in S. Idontno, but Utah desert adventure next week in the drought-zone.

H3 Cab, and a little Cline Ancient Vines Zinvandel to ease the rain's pains.

PTPP-you hoser! You go & have fun for a couple weeks in Mexico, then bitch about the working class not posting on your drunk thread.

Snort! Makes me want to post amusing photos!
Fritz demonstrating the beer capacity on a pair of Goretex pants. Salm...
Fritz demonstrating the beer capacity on a pair of Goretex pants. Salmon River Idaho 2008.
Credit: Fritz

The agony of having a child, who is experimenting with Paleontology.
The agony of having a child, who is experimenting with Paleontology.
Credit: Fritz

A little-known Sheridan Anderson cartoon.
A little-known Sheridan Anderson cartoon.
Credit: Fritz

credit to Kliban.
credit to Kliban.
Credit: Fritz



grover

climber
Northern Mexico
Apr 25, 2014 - 11:20pm PT
Nicely done Fritz

I want 2 of whatever you had tonight
Captain...or Skully

climber
Apr 25, 2014 - 11:38pm PT
Cheers, Ray....we're having a few Nattys.
grover

climber
Northern Mexico
Apr 25, 2014 - 11:50pm PT
A 6-pack-attack ... so far

Pete ate bugs in mexico

I'm not driving to the crag tonight cuz I'm at the carg
Norwegian

Trad climber
dancin on the tip of god's middle finger
Apr 28, 2014 - 09:42pm PT
so i brought a torch over the the dark side,
it runs on ion-exchange so it don't never burn out,
electricity is like the wind,
it is always seeking ground-state-low-pressure-death's smile;

hell i zonked the electro-magnetism portion of the fe exam,
and i didn't even do so hot on the fluid dynamics, either
so here's my story and it is sticking to me,

i'm the lone fella in house full of goddesses.
i try for a voice, i do.
but i ain't heard.

i'm disregarded and run over.
i've fought the battle over the years.
threw at it everything that i could imagine.
even sobriety.

nothing changed.
i'm outnumbered.
and out hormoned.

so i resigned to a passive and complacent stance in my family.
i'll just let it all go by.
and i will continue to pay into thisexistence.
and i'll ignite the fire when we is cold,
and whatever else is mandatory,
i will already own god's mind.
my fight is fruitless.
all i've to gain by a steadfast stature
is divorce and massive erosion of my thus acquired
material gains.

i told the wife, though,
if i'm going to be miserable,
at least i'm going to be
happily miserable.

drunk.


'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - May 9, 2014 - 07:07pm PT
Lessee.....

Drinking a Simi Sonoma Chardonnay, which is unfortunately no hell at all. Oh well, I tried. Neither buttery nor oaky. C'est dommage....

However, this time next week, I will be in California en route to Yosemite via Livermore, so the rest of you CUBICAL PUKES can just dream of how bitchin' I am.... and I will get some proper Livermore Chardonnay. Or maybe even something else....

Especially Ottawa Doug. OTTAWA DOUG IS A FULL_ON CUBICLE PUKE!!!!

Now, can the Peng-you-wins oust the Rangers once and for all?

I am using a lot of ellipses, eh? Whatever happened to Ricardo...

And Werner says I'm a bad-ass and won't fall!!!!
Reilly

Mountain climber
The Other Monrovia- CA
May 9, 2014 - 07:30pm PT
Pete, osage of the vine, how do I keep the wife from prematurely opening
our Justin Isosceles? She's like a kid at Christmas but I tell her the 2011's
need two more years.

signed,
runningoutofpro
'Pass the Pitons' Pete

Big Wall climber
like Ontario, Canada, eh?
Topic Author's Reply - May 9, 2014 - 07:47pm PT
Pul - LEEE - yuz tell me you didn't pay over fifty bucks for a freakin' Meritage!! What are you thinking??? Polluting a perfectly good Cab with Merlot?

Those damn Frogs, what are they thinking? Besides, any Bordeaux worth its salt needs about six varietals, especially my favourite - Petite Sirah [spelled with an "i" not a "y", eh?]

Paso Robles makes some fine wines. J. Lohr made me an Autumn Harvest Chardonnay that was WAAAAAAAY above my usual price point - like, by $22 - but I just couldn't resist and bought it. Best damn Chard I ever had.

And I refuse to drink Merlot, except the one I bought from Tobin James! Not only does he make an amazing Merlot with such rich chocolate notes you'd swear he dumped in some cocao, but he has a climbing wall outside his winery!

Anyway, as for your Isosceles, simply explain to your wife the Dr. Piton Pythagoreum Theorum:

"The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat times the square of the hair."

Properly explained, she will understand the importance of cellaring such a fine [ahem] bottle another couple of years.

Hey - wait a minute?! Isn't it 2014??
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